BATMAN V SUPERMAN v.10 (First Twitter Reactions)

[windkick]

I think some if not most of you all need to get laid lol

Jesse's fine, he will perform well, there's probably a point where he goes from Donner Luthor to bald prick serious Luthor

So he will go from a regular vagina to a shaved vagina?

 

[prod2821]

So he will go from a regular vagina to a shaved vagina?

only the best! unless hair is your thing which is cool too

 

[windkick]

1)Eisenburg is a shit Luther. He comes across as an Emo Nerd who needs to get laid.

2)Some of the dialogue is face-palm worthy, especially the, "you do not want to pick a fight with this guy!" and "you know the oldest lie in America..."

3)Doomsday, one of the most iconic villains in comic book history, looks like the product of an violent, drunken hate-fuck between Tim Roth's Abomination and a Ninja Turtle.

4)Even if they'd made a great Doomsday, which they sure as Hell haven't, they shouldn't have shown him during the trailer. Keep your powder dry for the movie itself.

5)WTF is Batman and Superman's problem with each other anyway? Superman doesn't like it because Batman tortures criminal scum? Really? The same Boy Scout who snapped Zod's neck? Add in the collateral damage of his fights and Superman has a way higher body count than Bats.

Batman's hate-boner for Superman doesn't make much sense either. Batman is supposed to be a cold-blooded, pragmatic, strategic genius. So why can't he figure out that Supes wasn't to blame for the carnage? Indeed, he saved the whole world, even if it did come at a price.

Also add in that the movie is titled Batman vs Superman but then the new trailer reveals that they are actually not gonna fight each other but team up to fight Doomsday? Not only that, I don't give a fuck how much armor Batman wears, he would be completley out of his fucking element fighting Superman/Doomsday. Both of them would wipe there ass with him. Plus add in the fact this version of Batman is like 45. He would have to go back to his batcave and plan while Superman/Aquaman/Wonderwoman/Flash are all duking it out.

 

[JohnnyTowers]

Then The Flash shows up and phases through Doomsday, causing Doomsday to explode. The Scarlet Speedster then proceeds to distribute the pieces throughout time and multiple dimensions to ensure that Dooms will never return. He gives Supes Doomsday's head to deepfreeze and keep on his mantle for all eternity. Boom.

honestly though, I am excited for this one.

 

[JohnnyTowers]

Also.. Wonder Woman FTW! Gal Gadot is fukin hawt!

Diana Prince is my second favorite super heroine, behind, none other than Doreen Green.

 

[JohnnyTowers]

She can save my ass anytime.

 

[Kuffe]

Also add in that the movie is titled Batman vs Superman but then the new trailer reveals that they are actually not gonna fight each other but team up to fight Doomsday? Not only that, I don't give a fuck how much armor Batman wears, he would be completley out of his fucking element fighting Superman/Doomsday. Both of them would wipe there ass with him. Plus add in the fact this version of Batman is like 45. He would have to go back to his batcave and plan while Superman/Aquaman/Wonderwoman/Flash are all duking it out.

Batman and Superman teaming up surprises you? The whole point of the movie is to set up the Justice League, of course they're gonna team up, it's never been a secret. It's called dawn of justice for a reason. And we're still gonna see them fight, they're just gonna team up at the end.

 

[iThrillhouse]

Comic Book Prime Batman is Superhuman in all but name. 1,000lbs Bench at 210. Master of 127 Martial Arts. IQ of 192 with photographic memory. World's greatest detective. Genius inventor. Expert mechanic. The list goes on and on.

hope that photographic memory means he takes one look at Clark Kent and is like "wow...nice disguise"

 

[KnightTemplar]

Oh, and Lex creates Doomsday from Zod's DNA? So we basically have an upgraded version of the same villain from Man of Steel?

I can pull a better Doomsday origin story out of my ass.

On a positive note, both Affleck and especially Gadot look much better in their roles than I expected.

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

Update: December 4, 2015

CIVIL WAR Beats BATMAN V SUPERMAN in Trailer Views

The second trailer for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice debuted on Jimmy Kimmel Live Wednesday night to much fan excitement, but not quite as much excitement as greeted the first trailer for the film.

The new Batman v Superman clip logged 23.2 million views in its first 24 hours on YouTube and Facebook after the Dark Knight himself, Ben Affleck, debuted it on Kimmel, according to ListenFirst Media. This figure represents a significant dip in engagement for the new pic compared to its predecessors; its first teaser trailer was viewed 30 million times in the 24 hours after it was released in April, and the full trailer that bowed at Comic-Con in July was viewed 30.1 million times in its first 24 hours.

This is the second major comic-book adaptation trailer to debut on Kimmel recently: Marvel’s Captain America: Civil War trailer also debuted on the late-night show a week prior, notching a (self-reported) new record for Marvel, with 61 million views in its first 24 hours. But Marvel was counting more than just YouTube and Facebook views.

The decrease could be a result of the release sequence — it’s natural that the third clip for a film would pull fewer eyeballs than the first. Or perhaps the trailer would have fared better had it bowed ahead of Civil War, instead of the other way around. It’s also possible that the doubled star power of having both Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. introduce the Civil War clip generated more online chatter and translated to more views. In any case, it’s no doubt that the battle for Twitter dominance will reach comic-book levels of intensity as the films’ release dates loom.


‘Batman v Superman’ v ‘Captain America’: Engagement Dips for DC’s Second Trailer

 

[streets ahead]

Surprising.

 

[prod2821]

disney manipulation

 

[Deleted member 429137]

This movie looks so bad that I'm looking forward to not seeing it.

 

[Chillout010]

I was hoping this movie was gonna be awesome, but after watching the trailer i've lost all hope.

And seriously, what the hell have they done with Luthor? Or was that supposed to be the Joker? I can't tell anymore.

 

[BearGrounds]

I guess I'm in the minority, but I liked the trailer and it got me more interested in seeing the movie. I'm hyped to see doomsday and have a feeling the Superman v Batman scrap is going to be good.

 

[Substance Abuse]

1)Eisenburg is a shit Luther. He comes across as an Emo Nerd who needs to get laid.

2)Some of the dialogue is face-palm worthy, especially the, "you do not want to pick a fight with this guy!" and "you know the oldest lie in America..."

3)Doomsday, one of the most iconic villains in comic book history, looks like the product of an violent, drunken hate-fuck between Tim Roth's Abomination and a Ninja Turtle.

4)Even if they'd made a great Doomsday, which they sure as Hell haven't, they shouldn't have shown him during the trailer. Keep your powder dry for the movie itself.

5)WTF is Batman and Superman's problem with each other anyway? Superman doesn't like it because Batman tortures criminal scum? Really? The same Boy Scout who snapped Zod's neck? Add in the collateral damage of his fights and Superman has a way higher body count than Bats.

Batman's hate-boner for Superman doesn't make much sense either. Batman is supposed to be a cold-blooded, pragmatic, strategic genius. So why can't he figure out that Supes wasn't to blame for the carnage? Indeed, he saved the whole world, even if it did come at a price.

This is fucking spot on. Bravo level post. I need a fucking gif I can't find, lol.

 

[armbarforhire]

Batman's hate-boner for Superman doesn't make much sense either. Batman is supposed to be a cold-blooded, pragmatic, strategic genius. So why can't he figure out that Supes wasn't to blame for the carnage? Indeed, he saved the whole world, even if it did come at a price.

In the comics Batman had secret plans to stop his friends in the Justice League if they go rogue, brainwashed, etc .

At this point Batman is not even a friend of Supes and he doesnt even know any weakness to stop Superman , so that should make Batman very obsessive and paranoic.

Also Superman killed Zod, in the eyes of Batman there is the chance Superman could become a unstoppable Judge/Executioner .

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

MCU has a built in fanbase for the past 10 years

of course its going to get more trailer views lol

DC has a horrible track record when it comes to movies


I'm just sitting here waiting for suicide squad but more importantly The Flash

 

[armbarforhire]

Fine but then stay out of the fight with the Joker and that will force someone else to step up and deal with him.

Batman's history with the Joker can be defined as sadomasochistic. He actually does nothing, not one thing, negative to the Joker and in a perverse way protects the Joker by ensuring the cycle continues and he empowers him. Batman can arrest the Joker 1000 times and the Joker will escape 1000 times and kill more and more each time.

He doesnt arrest him so he can escape again, but for him to stay locked, after that any argument is invalid.

Its not even his responsability to stop the Joker, he is a millionaire that could live the life, its not like its a easy task for him since the Joker could easily have killed him many times.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

In the comics Batman had secret plans to stop his friends in the Justice League if they go rogue, brainwashed, etc .

At this point Batman is not even a friend of Supes and he doesnt even know any weakness to stop Superman , so that should make Batman very obsessive and paranoic.

Also Superman killed Zod, in the eyes of Batman there is the chance Superman could become a unstoppable Judge/Executioner .

JLA: Tower of Babel

Never read the comics but I saw the movie adaptation

Good stuff