Bareknuckle boxing to the body only?

Add up kicks and knees and voilà, it's kyokushin for you.
 
I can actually see Kyokushin gaining a lot of popularity if people and governments start getting really serious on CTE risks in sports. They can still kick the heads but it's usually one shot and done when that happens.
 
Trying to remove pain from the hurt business is the same as trying to remove the ocean to beach tourism. It just doesn't work.
But there's still pain though. Just not in irreparable places.
 
What about helicopter dick fights?


You're only allowed to wack the other competitor with your dick, until somebody gives up.

Two dicks enter, one dick leaves.


It also solves for the pesky problem of having to sit through female "fights".
 
What about helicopter dick fights?


You're only allowed to wack the other competitor with your dick, until somebody gives up.

Two dicks enter, one dick leaves.


It also solves for the pesky problem of having to sit through female "fights".
this is a better idea than the original topic
 
It would be really, really boring to watch.
 
Nobody would watch it. It would be like watching auto racing, where the top speed is 25mph and there's no risk of death.
 
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