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Bakers Dozen MUSIC Game

AleYeah said:
13 sweet melodies with downbeat lyrics

1. Eels - Novocaine For The Soul
2. Elton John - I think I'm gonna kill myself
3. The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma
4. The Beatles - Yer Blues
5. Barry White - Let The Music Play
6. Johnny Mandel - Suicide is Painless
7. New Order - The Perfect Kiss
8. The Velvet Underground - Who Loves the Sun
9. Sublime - Doin’ Time
10. Nena - 99 Luftballoons
11. Ossian - Will Ye Go To Flanders?
12. Lifelover - Nitlott
13. Jason Isbell - Streetlights



Where's that angel with dirty knees who wasn't hard to please when we first met?
She don't act like she needs me now and she don't even seem to be upset.
Maybe I cover too much ground, I've been from town to town since I grew up.
Could my dreams take up too much space? I'll never find a place that's big enough.

The chairs go up on the bar now, and the table lights go black,
So I order one last double and start calling people back.

Marc sounds good, he's been working hard. Couldn't punch a card to save his life.
Says he's glad that he quit the road, he says he's getting old, he missed his wife.
Little Em's been asleep since nine, I'm sure she's doing fine, she always is.
Dad won't answer his phone at night, but I guess that's alright, the place is his.

The chairs are up on the bar now and they're asking me to leave,
So I give the girl a bill and start rolling down my sleeves.

In my pocket directions back across the railroad tracks to where I crash.
Maybe I should wave down a car, I won't be going far, and I have cash.
Think I blocked just a park away, but I can't really say, it's been all night.
How I wish you would call me here, but you just disappeared, it wasn't right.

And the streetlights help a little, but they're barely half alive
I don't feel much like walking and I sure as hell can't drive.

Close your eyes and remember this. It won't be back again, it's almost gone.
Even times that don't seem like much will be your only crutch when you're alone.
Time moves slow when you're seventeen and then it picks up steam at twenty-one.
Pretty soon you'll remember when you could remember when you loved someone.
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That's real poetry. Great wordcraft.
 
13 song titles with suggestions that are maybe polite... or maybe not.

1. Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave
2. Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job and Shove It
3. Culture Club - Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
4. Anaal Nathrakh - We Will Fucking Kill You
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
 
13 song titles with suggestions that are maybe polite... or maybe not.

1. Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave
2. Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job and Shove It
3. Culture Club - Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
4. Anaal Nathrakh - We Will Fucking Kill You
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
6. Run DMC - You Talk Too Much
 
13 song titles with suggestions that are maybe polite... or maybe not.

1. Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave
2. Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job and Shove It
3. Culture Club - Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
4. Anaal Nathrakh - We Will Fucking Kill You
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
6. Run DMC - You Talk Too Much
7. Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
 
13 song titles with suggestions that are maybe polite... or maybe not.

1. Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave
2. Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job and Shove It
3. Culture Club - Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
4. Anaal Nathrakh - We Will Fucking Kill You
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
6. Run DMC - You Talk Too Much
7. Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
8. Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
 
13 song titles with suggestions that are maybe polite... or maybe not.

1. Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave
2. Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job and Shove It
3. Culture Club - Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
4. Anaal Nathrakh - We Will Fucking Kill You
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
6. Run DMC - You Talk Too Much
7. Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
8. Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
9. Stone Sour - Get Inside
 
13 song titles with suggestions that are maybe polite... or maybe not.

1. Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave
2. Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job and Shove It
3. Culture Club - Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
4. Anaal Nathrakh - We Will Fucking Kill You
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
6. Run DMC - You Talk Too Much
7. Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
8. Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
9. Stone Sour - Get Inside
10. Alice In Chains - Don’t Follow
 
13 song titles with suggestions that are maybe polite... or maybe not.

1. Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave
2. Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job and Shove It
3. Culture Club - Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
4. Anaal Nathrakh - We Will Fucking Kill You
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
6. Run DMC - You Talk Too Much
7. Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
8. Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
9. Stone Sour - Get Inside
10. Alice In Chains - Don’t Follow
11. The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
 
13 song titles with suggestions that are maybe polite... or maybe not.

1. Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave
2. Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job and Shove It
3. Culture Club - Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
4. Anaal Nathrakh - We Will Fucking Kill You
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
6. Run DMC - You Talk Too Much
7. Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
8. Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
9. Stone Sour - Get Inside
10. Alice In Chains - Don’t Follow
11. The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
12. The Alan Parsons Project - I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like You
 
13 song titles with suggestions that are maybe polite... or maybe not.

1. Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave
2. Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job and Shove It
3. Culture Club - Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
4. Anaal Nathrakh - We Will Fucking Kill You
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
6. Run DMC - You Talk Too Much
7. Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
8. Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
9. Stone Sour - Get Inside
10. Alice In Chains - Don’t Follow
11. The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
12. The Alan Parsons Project - I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like You
13. The Cure - Why Can't I Be You?

Pass.
 
New Baker's Dozen

13 Songs by Fictitious Bands from Movies (a song performed / lip-synched by actors portraying a band in a movie. Doesn't have to be good, in fact it's better if it's cheesy). Please specify the movie and feel free to post the clip.

1. "Sugarhigh" (from "Empire Records")

Renee Zelweger and Liv Tyler



Honorable mention to "Joe Lies When He Cries" from "Say Anything":

 
New Baker's Dozen

13 Songs by Fictitious Bands from Movies (a song performed / lip-synched by actors portraying a band in a movie. Doesn't have to be good, in fact it's better if it's cheesy). Please specify the movie and feel free to post the clip.

1. "Sugarhigh" (from "Empire Records")
2. "Sweaty Betty" (from the T.V. show "It's Your Move) sorry it's not from a movie.

I present to you... The Dregs Of Humanity...



From 1985! :) Yes, I'm an old fart.
 
13 Songs by Fictitious Bands from Movies (a song performed / lip-synched by actors portraying a band in a movie. Doesn't have to be good, in fact it's better if it's cheesy). Please specify the movie and feel free to post the clip.

1. "Sugarhigh" (from "Empire Records")
2. "Sweaty Betty" (from the T.V. show "It's Your Move) sorry it's not from a movie.
3. Grandmaster B (Married with Children)

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13 Songs by Fictitious Bands from Movies (a song performed / lip-synched by actors portraying a band in a movie. Doesn't have to be good, in fact it's better if it's cheesy). Please specify the movie and feel free to post the clip.

1. "Sugarhigh" (from "Empire Records")
2. "Sweaty Betty" (from the T.V. show "It's Your Move) sorry it's not from a movie.
3. Grandmaster B (Married with Children)
4. "Goodbye, Eddie, Goodbye" (from the movie "Phantom of the Paradise")
I was obsessed with this movie for a while in my youth.

 
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New 13 Songs by Fictitious Bands from Movies (a song performed / lip-synched by actors portraying a band in a movie. Doesn't have to be good, in fact it's better if it's cheesy). Please specify the movie and feel free to post the clip.

1. "Sugarhigh" (from "Empire Records")
2. "Sweaty Betty" (from the T.V. show "It's Your Move) sorry it's not from a movie.
3. Grandmaster B (Married with Children)
4. "Goodbye, Eddie, Goodbye" (from the movie "Phantom of the Paradise")
5. "The Professionals" (from Ladies and Gentlemen: The Fabulous Stains)


one of my favorite cult classics. Diane Lane, Laura Dern and Fee Waybill from the Tubes
 
13 Songs by Fictitious Bands from Movies (a song performed / lip-synched by actors portraying a band in a movie. Doesn't have to be good, in fact it's better if it's cheesy). Please specify the movie and feel free to post the clip.

1. "Sugarhigh" (from "Empire Records")
2. "Sweaty Betty" (from the T.V. show "It's Your Move) sorry it's not from a movie.
3. Grandmaster B (Married with Children)
4. "Goodbye, Eddie, Goodbye" (from the movie "Phantom of the Paradise")
5. "The Professionals" (from Ladies and Gentlemen: The Fabulous Stains)
6. Stillwater - Fever Dog (Almost Famous)
 
13 Songs by Fictitious Bands from Movies (a song performed / lip-synched by actors portraying a band in a movie. Doesn't have to be good, in fact it's better if it's cheesy). Please specify the movie and feel free to post the clip.

1. "Sugarhigh" (from "Empire Records")
2. "Sweaty Betty" (from the T.V. show "It's Your Move) sorry it's not from a movie.
3. Grandmaster B (Married with Children)
4. "Goodbye, Eddie, Goodbye" (from the movie "Phantom of the Paradise")
5. "The Professionals" (from Ladies and Gentlemen: The Fabulous Stains)
6. Stillwater - Fever Dog (Almost Famous)
7. (Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Öyster Cult ("More Cowbell" - Saturday Night Live)

One of the best SNL sketches ever lol

 
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