Locked AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR v.5 (First Critics Reviews)

[KnightTemplar]

That the Norton flick?

It was crap.

Come on, son. Hulk does BJJ; what's not to love?

 

[PEB]

I am waiting for stark raving hazelnuts ice cream.

 

[KnightTemplar]

It’s not hate for the black order, it’s the clip where BW is making them seem like cans.

It pisses me off. But this is a two and a half hour movie. If my worst complaint is the Black Order being nerfed and Widow's stupid hairstyle, I can live with that

 

[LuchaBear]

That the Norton flick?

It was crap.

I actually remember the Norton version a lot more. I meant the other one.

 

[LuchaBear]

@Dragonlordxxxxx

When can we expect a review?

 

[LuchaBear]

They should have kept Mjolnir around for Cap to pick up and smash Thanos's head off.

 

[Fluffernutter]

They should have kept Mjolnir around for Cap to pick up and smash Thanos's head off.

Or a really minor character to do that.

- The waitress that was saved by Steve during the first Avengers movie.
- Ant-Man's ex-wife's new husband.
- The guy playing Galaga in the Avengers
- The guy that fills the vending machine in Winter Soldier
- Ned from Homecoming
- Dr. Strange's Physical Therapist that he shits on.
- One of the girls T'Challa saves from the kidnappers.
- That kid that Tony gives that thing to in IM3

 

[Fluffernutter]

Also, since it's part of the MCU, will any of these folks make an appearance?

 

[PEB]

Lead in for Infinity War.

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

@Dragonlordxxxxx

When can we expect a review?

I dunno, same opening day as all of you guys I suppose. Maybe a day before. We'll see.


But my boss Mr. Tsujihara is already pressuring me to give a negative review.

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

Also, since it's part of the MCU, will any of these folks make an appearance?

General Ross returned to the MCU in Captain America: Civil War.

 

[Fluffernutter]

General Ross returned to the MCU in Captain America: Civil War.

Yea, but I was thinking about when is Phil Dunphy and Liv Tyler coming back.

I did read somewhere that Tim Roth was supposed to be Abomination against during Age of Ultron, but Joss ended up cutting him because he didn't want too many villains in the film (i.e. Spiderman 3)

 

[CoolB]

Or a really minor character to do that.

- The waitress that was saved by Steve during the first Avengers movie.
- Ant-Man's ex-wife's new husband.
- The guy playing Galaga in the Avengers
- The guy that fills the vending machine in Winter Soldier
- Ned from Homecoming
- Dr. Strange's Physical Therapist that he shits on.
- One of the girls T'Challa saves from the kidnappers.
- That kid that Tony gives that thing to in IM3

- Peter (from deadpool)

 

[Strange King]

So i was making light convo with this guy I just met through a mutual friend and I through out there "Hey so you excited for Avengers?"

He responded with a dirty look and said "I dont Marvel"

I honestly couldnt think of anything to say back. Like how ignorant do you have to be to not like a genre with tons of different films.

My buddy then tells me he only watches DC films and hates marvel.

Just a weird story, nothing special but through me for a loop. I see these trolls on social media but never met one in person

 

[Fluffernutter]

So i was making light convo with this guy I just met through a mutual friend and I through out there "Hey so you excited for Avengers?"

He responded with a dirty look and said "I dont Marvel"

I honestly couldnt think of anything to say back. Like how ignorant do you have to be to not like a genre with tons of different films.

My buddy then tells me he only watches DC films and hates marvel.

Just a weird story, nothing special but through me for a loop. I see these trolls on social media but never met one in person

You should have screamed "MARTHA!" and then walked away.

 

[Tabarnakos]

Come on, son. Hulk does BJJ; what's not to love?

Also no one is better at cutting weight than the Hulk

 

[Magooglie]

They should have kept Mjolnir around for Cap to pick up and smash Thanos's head off.

Thor'll get new hammer and Steve can pick up that one.

 

[MMouse]

So i was making light convo with this guy I just met through a mutual friend and I through out there "Hey so you excited for Avengers?"

He responded with a dirty look and said "I dont Marvel"

I honestly couldnt think of anything to say back. Like how ignorant do you have to be to not like a genre with tons of different films.

My buddy then tells me he only watches DC films and hates marvel.

Just a weird story, nothing special but through me for a loop. I see these trolls on social media but never met one in person

This coming week is gonna be the worse for DC purist who cant accept cinematic defeat

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Lol I've never heard of that channel before but I just went and watched like 20 of that dudes videos. They're pretty funny

 

[Tabarnakos]

This coming week is gonna be the worse for DC purist who cant accept cinematic defeat

Which is a shame because DC if done right has as much potential as Marvel.

Unfortunately the current iteration is a steaming pile of horseshit. I liked Man Of Steel but it all went downhill after that. Had high hope for suicide squad but it ended up not being very good. Ben Affleck as Batman was a terrible terrible idea.