Locked AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR v.5 (First Critics Reviews)

[SSgt Dickweed]

I saw it on facebook.

 

[Zazen]

I saw it on facebook.

Not bad. Keanu Reeves as Doctor Strange really sticks out as a poor choice though.

 

[MMouse]

I saw it on facebook.

I saw it on facebook.

Lets expand further as if F4, xmen and deadpool are part of MCU 90s

Van damme as logan
Patrick Stewart as Prof x
Liam nesson as magneto
Cyclops????
Jean grey????
Beast????

Ect....

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Not bad. Keanu Reeves as Doctor Strange really sticks out as a poor choice though.

By the Eye of Agamott-WOAH!

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Not bad. Keanu Reeves as Doctor Strange really sticks out as a poor choice though.

Actually thinking about it, Keanu would've slayed Dr. Starange bec. the Marvel movie hit the same narrative points the first Matrix movie did. It was sort of a ripoff really.

 

[Adamant]

Keanu for Reed Richards would be cool.

 

[liljoe]

Has this been posted yet? Pretty funny.

 

[heavyarms21]

I saw it on facebook.

I'm digging Oldman as Loki.

 

[Adamant]

Has this been posted yet? Pretty funny.

With the exception of Civil War and maybe Winter Soldier, this looks better than literally everything that's come out post-Phase 1.

 

[KnightTemplar]

By the Eye of Agamott-WOAH!

Someone drive a truck full of money up to Reeves house and get him to sign on to play Silver Surfer

 

[minute bull]

In the 90s Fury would have been played by Tom Selleck or Harrison Ford.

I think he'll get two stones in this movie and two stones in the next movie.

Sheeeeit I'm a get too stoned for this movie and too stoned for the next one too, my dude! Up top!

 

[Francis Rossi]

In the 90s Fury would have been played by Tom Selleck or Harrison Ford.

Or Hasselhoff.

 

[ookii]

In the 90s Fury would have been played by Tom Selleck or Harrison Ford.


Sheeeeit I'm a get too stoned for this movie and too stoned for the next one too, my dude! Up top!

Selleck had no star power at all in t he 90s. Ford is a good choice and maybe Connery

 

[MMouse]

Does thanos back story make sense to anyone?

 

[KnightTemplar]

Does thanos back story make sense to anyone?

We don't know what it is yet, beyond Titan being destroyed. It seems implied that the cause of Thanos' home planet's destruction was over-population. Hence the Mad Titan wanting to wipe out half of all life in the universe to prevent the same thing happening again.

 

[MMouse]

We don't know what it is yet, beyond Titan being destroyed. It seems implied that the cause of Thanos' home planet's destruction was over-population. Hence the Mad Titan wanting to wipe out half of all life in the universe to prevent the same thing happening again.

I know its fictional but theoretically speaking, how does wiping out half of life in the universe balance or prevent that?

Hopefully the movie has answers.

Im also assuming russos are going out of there way to explain some things that wont be in the movie to avoid any spoilers.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Brad Pitt would've made a terrible captain America

 

[KnightTemplar]

I know its fictional but theoretically speaking, how does wiping out half of life in the universe balance or prevent that?

Hopefully the movie has answers.

Im also assuming russos are going out of there way to explain some things that wont be in the movie to avoid any spoilers.

You have to remember that Thanos is an alien; his thought processes and emotions may be radically different from how humans perceive and interact with reality.

Also, it doesn't have to make sense. Adolf Hitler's beliefs and theories on race, religion and history were completely fucking retarded. He still started a war that killed 60 million people.

Lastly, there is a certain twisted logic to Thanos' plan: by reducing the population of the universe by half, you automatically reduce pressure on and demand for resources.

 

[liljoe]

Boom. There it is. The only thing now is for the reviews to come out great and push it over the top.

Does thanos back story make sense to anyone?

Real people from history have had similar ideas.
Mao:
“If the worst came to the worst and half of mankind died, the other half would remain while imperialism would be razed to the ground"
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/chinas-mao-zedong-seemed-welcome-nuclear-holocaust-23648

 

[KnightTemplar]

Boom. There it is. The only thing now is for the reviews to come out great and push it over the top.


Real people from history have had similar ideas.
Mao:
“If the worst came to the worst and half of mankind died, the other half would remain while imperialism would be razed to the ground"
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/chinas-mao-zedong-seemed-welcome-nuclear-holocaust-23648

Thanos's motivation also resembles Hitler's obsession with Lebensruam; exterminating all, "inferior" races so the Third Reich would gain Living Space for Germans.