Movies AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR v.11

[Clippy]

Makes me wonder where Rey Mysterio fits into this whole story...

They should go really dark and make her fall in love with Thanos and have a ride on his 12 inch purple dick, fuck it, straight to Pornhub instead of cinema

12 inches for a dude his size? Definately under utilizing that reality stone

/thread ruined

 

[D3THRONED]

It's so cringy when people were crying at the end and like going online saying how it affected them when it was so fucking glaringly obvious no one is actually dying lol

Their deaths mean absolutely nothing, nada, zilch

I get kids they are stupid but 12 and over taking it serious fuck me..

*wah* *wah* spiderman was crying and didn't wanna go *wah* *wah* Spiderman 2 announced before IW came out but its set AFTER IW <45>

I heard kids start crying once spidey turned into ash. Couldnt help but enjoy it. Let the butthurt consume them

 

[Hidden_Hand]

12 inches for a dude his size? Definately under utilizing that reality stone

/thread ruined

Jesus Christ, shit could get dark with that reality stone.

On second thought straight to Live Leaks

 

[Clippy]

Why did Thanos disrobe his golden armour? (Sexy scene) but then leave the armour when he blew up the ship???

That stuff looked expensive - did he forget?

Then they blow up the ship BEFORE teleporting away. I mean that was his first time teleporting, would have been embarassing if he couldn't teleport and needed time to work it

20 second scene movie improvement: Show drunk lady from Thor Ragnarock get hit and knocked out with debris and Korg and Meek rescue her and take an escape pod. Just so we know they're ok. This way they flee without being cowards, Korg was saving her life - get it?

 

[AgentSmecker]

I heard kids start crying once spidey turned into ash. Couldnt help but enjoy it. Let the butthurt consume them

You heartless bastard.

I always console crying children with this little one liner...

 

[Grob]

Where are the x-men?

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Where are the x-men?

Prisoners of FOX

 

[Fatt Hughes]

Black Panther was also heavily papered. In a few years, it will be uncovered.

 

[blaseblah]

Really surprised how hard this fell in the box office, 75% second week drop in China is shocking to me.

I still think it can hot the 2 billion but nothing is ever gonna top Avatar in the modern age I don't think.

Too much competition with comic book movies coming out before and right after it. Avatar had the buzz and also the advantage that nothing else was coming out like it at the time.

 

[Hidden_Hand]

Black Panther was also heavily papered. In a few years, it will be uncovered.

I watched like 10 mins of Black Panther and was like not for me, what a load of shit.

Talk much talk about kings and black lives matter and one guy had a ghetto accent while the other had some Nigerian accent shit was all over the place.

Maybe I need to give it a proper try so I will slap it to the list of the 350 other films I need to try.

 

[blaseblah]

I watched like 10 mins of Black Panther and was like not for me, what a load of shit.

Talk much talk about kings and black lives matter and one guy had a ghetto accent while the other had some Nigerian accent shit was all over the place.

Maybe I need to give it a proper try so I will slap it to the list of the 350 other films I need to try.

You missed the entire context of that scene.

That said, if you're the type to give up after 10 minutes not sure you'll appreciate it.

 

[Hidden_Hand]

You missed the entire context of that scene.

That said, if you're the type to give up after 10 minutes not sure you'll appreciate it.

My brother did say to me I need to watch it properly to understand it.

I will watch it eventually.

 

[KnightTemplar]

It's so cringy when people were crying at the end and like going online saying how it affected them when it was so fucking glaringly obvious no one is actually dying lol

Their deaths mean absolutely nothing, nada, zilch

I get kids they are stupid but 12 and over taking it serious fuck me..

*wah* *wah* spiderman was crying and didn't wanna go *wah* *wah* Spiderman 2 announced before IW came out but its set AFTER IW <45>

 

[minute bull]

 

[ufcfan4]

Spiderman two is going to be WEIRD

I mean they are really reaching out with this one in making it very different.

It's going to be the story of Aunt May, who not only lost her sibling, but her beloved nephew too.

There will be long therapy sessions presented on the big screen for the first time in a comic book movie

Then she fucks Tony stark while drinking

Marvel is getting really dark lately

Also I think Mysterio is in it

I was gonna say you've really got something here. And before I even reached the point about RDJ, I was going to suggest- "and have Stark and her start a co-dependent thing as they try to cope with their grief and loss," but you were already all over that. With RDJ's and Tomei's history, you've really got something.

Meanwhile, there is a subplot. Gyllenhaal supposedly being cast as Mysterio is pure misdirection. He's really going to be some dude who gets bit by ANOTHER radioactive spider and becomes the new Spider-Man, thus fulfilling his destiny from when Tobey was on the fence about coming back years ago.

 

[ufcfan4]

Why did Thanos disrobe his golden armour? (Sexy scene) but then leave the armour when he blew up the ship???

That stuff looked expensive - did he forget?

Then they blow up the ship BEFORE teleporting away. I mean that was his first time teleporting, would have been embarassing if he couldn't teleport and needed time to work it

20 second scene movie improvement: Show drunk lady from Thor Ragnarock get hit and knocked out with debris and Korg and Meek rescue her and take an escape pod. Just so we know they're ok. This way they flee without being cowards, Korg was saving her life - get it?

Korg 2 minutes before the start of Infinity War (to Valkyrie): "Hey man. We're going to get into this escape pod and get out of here. You want to come?"

What did they draw straws to determine who got to leave? If you were an Asgardian proper, I'd imagine you'd be pretty bummed to see Korg and Miek get a spot on the path to survival while you didn't. Then again, without Korg and Miek the Asgardians wouldn't have even made it off Asgard to begin with.

 

[FyrFytr998]

It's alright Marvel is happy with that Opening record and realistically the Summer the weeks are too loaded with competition. BP owned February to March . Worldwide though IW could get to 2 Billion.

Exactly, DP2 would have knocked BP out the top spot. Then Solo right after. BP’s numbers will always be inflated in my eyes.

When we see Tony fetch Spiderman's suit, we assume the Hulkbuster was brought in the same way.

Nah, Shuri just reversed engineered a copy for fun.

 

[heavyarms21]

Exactly, DP2 would have knocked BP out the top spot. Then Solo right after. BP’s numbers will always be inflated in my eyes.



Nah, Shuri just reversed engineered a copy for fun.

Also black panther also attracted a non comic book crowd. That was perhaps the most dreadful Openeing night I've ever attended . A lot of "Whose That " "I don't get it " on the row I was on .

 

[FyrFytr998]

Also black panther also attracted a non comic book crowd. That was perhaps the most dreadful Openeing night I've ever attended . A lot of "Whose That " "I don't get it " on the row I was on .

I bet Disney follows the same blue print for the sequel.

 

[ufcfan4]

Also black panther also attracted a non comic book crowd. That was perhaps the most dreadful Openeing night I've ever attended . A lot of "Whose That " "I don't get it " on the row I was on .

At the showing I went to, there was a contingent of twenty-something women who were so into Michael B. Jordan that they tacitly accepted Killmonger as the hero of the movie (you know, despite his being a ruthless mfer). So they cheered whenever he was onscreen and actively booed Boseman. How are you going to boo T'Challa. Dude is awesome.