AVENGERS: ENDGAME (Dragonlord's Review)

If you have seen AVENGERS: ENDGAME, how would you rate it?

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LOL I really did think invoking "sucka" there was one of the more racist things I've said. But of course to you it barely even qualifies as a Tuesday.
 
RoninJin said:
Whatever you say average marvel guy. Wait until phase 4 comes out so you can get up to speed on characters' bios
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I can see that you seem to be legitimately retarded in some fashion. I want to take this opportunity to apologize for making fun of you.

I hope Phase 4 is good too, but hell, idk how they can top what has been done so far.

Take care slugger, and remember, these are just movies. They aren't always going to be exactly what you want.

But, I'd bet if you ask your mum she can find some nice other kids who are "touched up above" just like you. Why not get together, get all dressed up and re-shoot these movies they way you'd like them to be?

That sure would be some swell fun. I'd say. :)
 
Honestly on its own terms I felt Avatars biggest weakness was that the design of the thing wasn't very interesting. The human tech was basically a duller version of Aliens and the alien world mostly looked like it has come from the back pages of a 14 year old girls doodle book, the flying mountains were really the only especially interesting thing for me elsewhere it was just a conventional jungle with 6 limbs and bioluminescence added.

The main thing it has to recommend it IMHO is that Cameron can still direct action scenes well, the attack on the big tree and the battle at the end are quite fun to watch.
 
Fugazy said:
Wow you are dumb. Like actually dumb.

There is an actual scene in IW where Thanos assembles the people of Gamoras homeland. They are split in two groups, half are killed, shot down, and half are spared. Do you not remember that scene?

It is his MO. He kills half of the population, people by people. I don't know how else to explain this to you. Its laid out clearly as fuck in IW. It doesn't matter how many Asgardians remain after Ragnarok. The numbers are immaterial. If there is 10, kill 5. If there 1 million, kill 500k.

Can you wrap your brain around that?
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What if theres only 3 left?
Buggy

Edit: If one would live, one would die, and one would be placed into a living death, with no possible reproduction that planet/race would be whiped.
 
dog y said:
What if theres only 3 left?
Buggy

Edit: If one would live, one would die, and one would be placed into a living death, with no possible reproduction that planet/race would be whiped.
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It's all about the living death.
 
ssBaldy said:
It's Smurf Pocachontas in space.
I to this day thank Cameron for opening a new era of movies, but story-wise avatar is wack, James himself said so, all his focus was on next gen visuals.
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Katsumi Yamada said:
Pochahontas is a classic story
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ssBaldy said:
Yes, and Avatar retells it pretty damn close to the original. It is not bad, but to say that the story told in Avatar was groundbreaking (like the visuals were) would be dishonest.
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Ya'll know Pocahontas was a real person, right
 
A.A. Riggs said:
If you're gonna parrot jokes you just saw?

Can I recommend @MusclesMarinara? Or @fungi? Perhaps a @Seano if you're feeling a bit more sedate?
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Fugazy said:
It's all about the living death.
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If they had casted ole Shammy, Thanos would have turned 100% of the universe into living deaths.
Before losing by TKO on shady grounds, obviously.
 
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