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Artie Lange's Nose

He was a scumbag and karma has come. Same will happen to you.

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Artie breaking up coke smashing it with a salt shaker and getting glass shards in his nose fucked him up bad.

Lets all remember the good Artie...
 
i know that it was like that because something happened to him, but is it permanently that way now?
His nose and sinus cavity are totally shredded and is constantly infected. Last year he was blindsided by some muscle working for a bookie who Artie Owed $66,000 too. This destroyed his septum, in his already infected nose. Doctors told them they can fix it, but he needed to stop snorting drugs, which hes been unable to do.

He's in a lock up detox now, and will be sent to court appointed long term rehab. If he messes up, he will be sent to prison for 4 years.
 
His nose and sinus cavity are totally shredded and is constantly infected. Last year he was blindsided by some muscle working for a bookie who Artie Owed $66,000 too. This destroyed his septum, in his already infected nose. Doctors told them they can fix it, but he needed to stop snorting drugs, which hes been unable to do.

He's in a lock up detox now, and will be sent to court appointed long term rehab. If he messes up, he will be sent to prison for 4 years.

Shit situation. I don't know much about the guy but everyone seems to like him.
 
His nose and sinus cavity are totally shredded and is constantly infected. Last year he was blindsided by some muscle working for a bookie who Artie Owed $66,000 too. This destroyed his septum, in his already infected nose. Doctors told them they can fix it, but he needed to stop snorting drugs, which hes been unable to do.

He's in a lock up detox now, and will be sent to court appointed long term rehab. If he messes up, he will be sent to prison for 4 years.

wow. this is a guy, who at one point, was making like two to three million a year, shooting the shit with howard stern, and other delinquents.
 
out of a salt shaker? dude, that's a SHITLOAD of cocaine lol. well i guess for artie lange, it isn't.

It's an homage to Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”
 
Artie breaking up coke smashing it with a salt shaker and getting glass shards in his nose fucked him up bad.

Lets all remember the good Artie...

Good lord imagine if this came out today lmao
 
It's an homage to Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”

ah, that's hilarious lol. even h.s. thompson didn't feel the need to fill the entire salt-shaker.
 
That mug shot is horrifying.
 
wow. this is a guy, who at one point, was making like two to three million a year, shooting the shit with howard stern, and other delinquents.

There was a bit that he was on where they did a mash-up of Dolly Parton's book.

You can google it if you haven't heard it.

Shit was hilarious.
 
But hey, it looks like he dropped a few pounds.
 
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