Media Arman Mauls MMA Guru

[CasualBot]

"i got a single leg, that's all i wanted"

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

God remember when the baconater first dropped? Thing was the size of a Chipotle burrito. Its ok now, though clearly beyond the prime

Haha yes!! I remember when it first came out and I must have gone to Wendy's drive thru like 10 times in a month lol, I love bacon so it was perfect. I always used to get baconater with a chocolate shake, I'm not really into fries, so my excuse would always be because there is no fries its really healthy haha . I prefer onion rings

I always personally liked Wendy's, and the store is super close to my house, about 4-5 minute walk. And the staff in there are really cool cats. Although the portion size has gone down a lot over the years, I remember in early 90s the burgers were much thicker.

 

[Aluminati]

Ordered a cheeseburger and there was only cheese in it, no burger patty inside

That's the last time I go to Mcdonalds, happy meals are out of my life for good. Going to Wendy's for the Baconater

I mean, to be fair, McDonald's isn't giving you their best or their brightest. They let an 80 year old dementia patient work there for free a while back.

 

[JBJ was here]

i can go outside and throw a rock and hit a guy who would've fought Arman with more fervor than that. especially for 20 fucking gs.

To be fair, MMAFatso gassed himself out in about three seconds, and trying for the single-leg was probably the stupidest way he could have tried to take Arman down given the height discrepancy. And coming out dry ensured he had no chance at all of escaping wrist control unless Arman simply let him go. Hard to build up fervor when your approach is so completely doomed not just to fail but to make you look bad while trying.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

@Jackonfire has cornered the beef market ... and poor @BroRogan can't get his gains

haha did you know @BroRogan said he is really fit and in great shape because he was playing that soccer game that they play over there in Germany, but its funny to me because how can you get fit when its not a real sport, its fixed, its so fake, they just fall over on the floor from phantom/ghost touches, its worst acting than Oleg Taktarov vs Anthony Macias lol

Therefore bro rogany is not in good shape now

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

I mean, to be fair, McDonald's isn't giving you their best or their brightest. They let an 80 year old dementia patient work there for free a while back.

Haha true, although you could get lucky and it could be a dementia patient who gives you much more than you ordered lol, so like if you ordered and paid for 1 big mac, they could give you 100 big macs lol. But knowing my luck it would never work that way, and I'd get a kids hamburger instead of the big mac lol

 

[Meathead Jock]

Not a guru fan, but if he has never wrestled before, he looked a lot better than most people who haven't wrestled would have looked.

 

[HHJ]

To be fair, MMAFatso gassed himself out in about three seconds, and trying for the single-leg was probably the stupidest way he could have tried to take Arman down given the height discrepancy. And coming out dry ensured he had no chance at all of escaping wrist control unless Arman simply let him go. Hard to build up fervor when your approach is so completely doomed not just to fail but to make you look bad while trying.

I dont know what anyone was expecting??? you guys are critiquing him like he's a professional grappler who is supposed to know any of this.


I went deaf over the screeching of the goal posts here lmao

The whole point is just to get footage of him trying to take Arman down, for the lols

You guys are treatin this as the main event for UFC 300

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

To be fair, MMAFatso gassed himself out in about three seconds, and trying for the single-leg was probably the stupidest way he could have tried to take Arman down given the height discrepancy. And coming out dry ensured he had no chance at all of escaping wrist control unless Arman simply let him go. Hard to build up fervor when your approach is so completely doomed not just to fail but to make you look bad while trying.

i don't know, to me, you don't build fervor, you're either fighting like this is real or you're not. i'm not saying be dirty or whatever, but ATTACK HIM. you know? like this motherfucker just punched your mom. not standing there holding hands as you slowly waltz around the ring and fall on your face over and over again. Arman wasn't even doing shit most of the time and MMAGuru did literally nothing but move his arms around.

 

[HHJ]

i don't know, to me, you don't build fervor, you're either fighting like this is real or you're not. i'm not saying be dirty or whatever, but ATTACK HIM. you know? like this motherfucker just punched your mom. not standing there holding hands as you slowly waltz around the ring and fall on your face over and over again. Arman wasn't even doing shit most of the time and MMAGuru did literally nothing but move his arms around.

What are you talkin about dude? this isnt a fight. It's not even a grappling match lol

If he tried to get cute with Arman he'd get the shit beat out of him.

 

[SaltedVinegarfootstomps]

Haha yes!! I remember when it first came out and I must have gone to Wendy's drive thru like 10 times in a month lol, I love bacon so it was perfect. I always used to get baconater with a chocolate shake, I'm not really into fries, so my excuse would always be because there is no fries its really healthy haha . I prefer onion rings

I always personally liked Wendy's, and the store is super close to my house, about 4-5 minute walk. And the staff in there are really cool cats. Although the portion size has gone down a lot over the years, I remember in early 90s the burgers were much thicker.

Baconater and Spicy chicken sandwich to cap off a night of drinking as a younger man, just FULLY embracing the devastation that comes with the morning shit. As Springstein said, glory days.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

What are you talkin about dude? this isnt a fight. It's not even a grappling match lol

If he tried to get cute with Arman he'd get the shit beat out of him.

that's not what i'm saying. i'm saying shoot like you actually want to take him down like you want TO WIN. what i watched was a small guy hold a big guy's wrists while the big guy waved his arms around in the air and fall on his face from his own lack of balance, the small guy just stood there for the majority of the video. that's not even taking into account the 20gs that he could've won. that's like an entire UFC Fight Night card's purse just to take him down once.

 

[HHJ]

that's not what i'm saying. i'm saying shoot like you actually want to take him down like you want TO WIN. what i watched was a small guy hold a big guy's wrists while the big guy waved his arms around in the air and fall on his face from his own lack of balance, the small guy just stood there for the majority of the video. that's not even taking into account the 20gs that he could've won. that's like an entire UFC Fight Night card's purse just to take him down once.

Sounds like guru's a guy with little to no grappling experience, who's just winging it out there. Not much to get upset about. Also a 6 ft 3 guy trying to shoot for a smaller guy's legs is awkward even when you do know what your doin.

 

[TriangleMonkey]

I was surprised the full-time youtuber couldn't out grapple a professional fighter, I learned a lot today.

Oh I knew he wouldn’t do shit

Just funny that larger guys think that years and years of proper technique won’t mitigate the size discrepancy

I use to train with a dude that wrestled his entire life and fought at BW. He had the ability to take down the entire training room when we would grapple. He could take down dudes that wrestled in college and some up to 100lbs heavier than him time and time again

He couldn’t hold the big dudes down but his speed at hitting entries and cutting angles was unmatched

He was only 18-19 when we trained together and he had amassed over 30 ammy mma matches while still being a senior in H.S.

They school wouldn’t let him wrestle his senior year due to his “mma experience”

Good kid, he quit the sport at around 20-21 though after losing some big fights in the old school Bellator $100k tourneys when Bjorn ran things

 

[Versez]

Arman ragdoll heavyweight on daily.

 

[HHJ]

Arman ragdoll heavyweight on daily.

Arman did OK against the hulking ginger colossus

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Sounds like guru's a guy with little to no grappling experience, who's just winging it out there. Not much to get upset about. Also a 6 ft 3 guy trying to shoot for a smaller guy's legs is awkward even when you do know what your doin.

i'm not saying shoot on his legs. he could just bearhug Arman and fall and that is a takedown. do i think he could do it? probably not, but he could definitely TRY

 

[swarrrm]

Oh I knew he wouldn’t do shit

Just funny that larger guys think that years and years of proper technique won’t mitigate the size discrepancy

I use to train with a dude that wrestled his entire life and fought at BW. He had the ability to take down the entire training room when we would grapple. He could take down dudes that wrestled in college and some up to 100lbs heavier than him time and time again

He couldn’t hold the big dudes down but his speed at hitting entries and cutting angles was unmatched

He was only 18-19 when we trained together and he had amassed over 30 ammy mma matches while still being a senior in H.S.

They school wouldn’t let him wrestle his senior year due to his “mma experience”

Good kid, he quit the sport at around 20-21 though after losing some big fights in the old school Bellator $100k tourneys when Bjorn ran things

 

[swarrrm]

"i got a single leg, that's all i wanted"

Couldn't possibly be a self-depricating joke, the guy is so serious all the time.

 

[CasualBot]

Couldn't possibly be a self-depricating joke, the guy is so serious all the time.

No clue, legit dunno who he is,
besides a pale skin neckbeard who gets brought up around here...
But has no background in MMA.

Is that the joke?