Media Arman Mauls MMA Guru

[markantony20]

Firstly there are no overweight Sherdoggers.

Secondly it’s great to see Guru be handled like that the fat bigoted prick.

 

[TriangleMonkey]

if that was an actual sherdogger little Arman would've went for a ride

This is exactly how the guru envisioned this going down, easy $20k




This bum couldn’t even negotiate wrist-control let alone impose any offense whatsoever

 

[b00tysweat]

Cheeseburger Guru loses again

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Man life's not fair. I'm here shitposting, feeling hungover and terrible on a Saturday while fat, no talent guru gets to play wrassle with Armenian Bieber.

I gotta say, the jeans with no shirt look always gets me

 

[AstralPanda]

There are no overweight sherdoggere. We’re all jacked as hell

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

This is exactly how the guru envisioned this going down, easy $20k




This bum couldn’t even negotiate wrist-control let alone impose any offense whatsoever

to me, it just looks like he doesn't know how to fight, never trained, isn't athletic at all, and has no heart. i can go outside and throw a rock and hit a guy who would've fought Arman with more fervor than that. especially for 20 fucking gs. like being a useless cunt vs a UFC level fighter isn't so bad, but just awkwardly walking around the guy and falling on your face multiple times is the part that he should be embarrassed about. nobody expected him to win, but to just stand there holding Arman's hands like he's waiting for Arman to lead him in the chacha is wild.

 

[CroCopsLHK]

Arman as the smaller man really pounded Guru out (in his own imagination)

 

[Staph infection]

Is the Brawny version of Post Malone wearing ski boots in there?

 

[hbombbisping]

This neckbeard thought he stood a chance because he's big and fat

 

[sanguinius]

How can his career as an athlete recover?

 

[swarrrm]

So a sherdogger with a YouTube page?

Pretty much yea

 

[swarrrm]

This is exactly how the guru envisioned this going down, easy $20k




This bum couldn’t even negotiate wrist-control let alone impose any offense whatsoever

I was surprised the full-time youtuber couldn't out grapple a professional fighter, I learned a lot today.

 

[jeff7b9]

. i can go outside and throw a rock and hit a guy who would've fought Arman with more fervor than that

Throwing rocks at people is not the way

You really need to work on your problem solving skills sherbro.


What are ya doing?

Now you are gonna have a guy with fervor... mad at you.


You should try to befriend this fighting force and make him an ally.
Make the world a better place together

 

[HHJ]

I was surprised the full-time youtuber couldn't out grapple a professional fighter, I learned a lot today.

"Guru didnt even ONCE go for the Haraitsurikomiashi. What a fuckin scrub!!!!!"

 

[swarrrm]

"Guru didnt even ONCE go for the Haraitsurikomiashi. What a fuckin scrub!!!!!"

MMA Guru never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

 

[HHJ]

to me, it just looks like he doesn't know how to fight, never trained, isn't athletic at all, and has no heart. i can go outside and throw a rock and hit a guy who would've fought Arman with more fervor than that. especially for 20 fucking gs. like being a useless cunt vs a UFC level fighter isn't so bad, but just awkwardly walking around the guy and falling on your face multiple times is the part that he should be embarrassed about. nobody expected him to win, but to just stand there holding Arman's hands like he's waiting for Arman to lead him in the chacha is wild.

He really has nothing to be embarassed about, Of course his takedown attempts were gonna end up like that. He had the balls to try, while being filmed, good for him.

 

[chinarice]

"Guru. What a fuckin scrub!!!!!"

These were the only necessary words.

 

[HHJ]

These were the only necessary words.

I assure you that Haraitsurikomiashi was SUPER necessary

 

[SaltedVinegarfootstomps]

Never imagined Arman would be the least douchey person in any given room, but here we are

 

[HHJ]

Never imagined Arman would be the least douchey person in any given room, but here we are

I dont know if that's really true though hahahaha