ARe you more likely to see a hooker or hairstylist first?

Neither. I've got a hot wife who's down for it whenever I am & this is the only hairstylist I need:
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lol these have been sold out on Amazon for months. Everyone raves about them.
 
Hmmmm.....need more info. Asking for a friend.

Have fantasized about this ….. many times over the years. I like slutty hot haristylists.

The second picture actually comes from a real barbershop Kazakhstan. Here's the article about it. (Warning: some NSFW pictures. Just make sure your wife/GF doesn't catch you if you are working from home. Who am I kidding, Sherdoggers don't have wife/GF)
https://www.elitereaders.com/old-bo...f-no-clothes-hairdressers-oskemen-kazakhstan/
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I already went to see my barber yesterday, never had a hooker and I don't intend to do so either.
 
lol these have been sold out on Amazon for months. Everyone raves about them.

I know, bro. They're great. I was very lucky to get mine from Amazon about a month ago. I ordered it when it said 4-6 weeks for delivery but then it turned up in my mailbox like two or three days later. So, I told a friend about it & he tried to order but got the "out of stock. We have no idea when we'll have more" message.
 
They can be the same person so why not both? Get a trim and tug combo, save time and money.
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Lol...is that a real thing?

Shit makes sense.

I got a little hottie in a small bikini massaging my scalp as she cuts my hair... thoughts of wanting her on my dick are not far behind.

Makes sense.
 
If I crossed paths with the finest ho who looked like a supermodel but without tattoos or piercings and she looked clean and free of disease and there was no doubt she was a ho, I might not be able to resist.
 
And I've also read prostitutes are really struggling in this economy to the extent they may not be able to continue living.
Have the prices for 1hr dropped down any?
 
Just found out it's illegal to have two "escorts" at once in Queensland. Not that they don't do it, but technically speaking...
 
I pay my barber for happy ending after. So both same time.
 
Lol...is that a real thing?

Shit makes sense.

I got a little hottie in a small bikini massaging my scalp as she cuts my hair... thoughts of wanting her on my dick are not far behind.

Makes sense.
I got a haircut at a place in Columbus OH. Where you came in and picked a girl by her pics from a IPad at the door. They weren’t wearing lingerie, But It was Hooters like attire. Nice leather seat
and a TV playing sports center haha. The chick had some yuuge knockers.. It was actually kinda awkward.

Found it.
https://www.ladyjanes.com/
 
I got a haircut at a place in Columbus OH. Where you came in and picked a girl by her pics from a IPad at the door. They weren’t wearing lingerie, But It was Hooters like attire. Nice leather seat
and a TV playing sports center haha. The chick had some yuuge knockers.. It was actually kinda awkward.

Found it.
https://www.ladyjanes.com/

I'll have to go there next time i go home.

Columbus used to be the most boring place in the world in the 90s, but now it isn't
 
I got a haircut at a place in Columbus OH. Where you came in and picked a girl by her pics from a IPad at the door. They weren’t wearing lingerie, But It was Hooters like attire. Nice leather seat
and a TV playing sports center haha. The chick had some yuuge knockers.. It was actually kinda awkward.

Found it.
https://www.ladyjanes.com/

Nice way to spend an evening.
 
I've always wanted to grow my hair out but longer but hate that awkward in between stage. Now I haven't had to get a haircut for like 3-4 months and probably not for another 4 or so. I just wear hats or look like crap.
I also have a massive beard which I'm letting grow.
 
I don't need a hairstylist so take a guess.
 
My barber said fuck it and opened up. Got my shit cut a few days ago, feels good. Taking walk ins only, and banging out cuts like the military
 
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