ARe you more likely to see a hooker or hairstylist first?

[Bitcoin]

I know hairstylist is for the romos but I like alliteration in my postings.

Since I've been in lockdown I've let my hair grow and haven't had any hookers. I've been watching a lot of porn but that's not the same thing. And I've also read prostitutes are really struggling in this economy to the extent they may not be able to continue living. They've also resorted the few still in business to temperature checks, playing nurse and only doing reserve cowgirl.

Conversely, I don't need to meet with anyone for my business so seeing a barber especially since they could spread the rona with all the contacts they have scares me. And that profession is less essential than the oldest profession known to man.

So my vote being the altruistic person I am is to see a hooker. High end of course. I'm not that helpful, I only support the 1% of hos.

 

[hohner]

Neither.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

They can be the same person so why not both? Get a trim and tug combo, save time and money.

 

[Tone C]

Why not both ? Gotta be some hairdressers who need the extra cash ...

 

[Sonny Qc]

Barber back at work on june 1st where I live.
Can't fck wait,
I look like i'm in the NHL playoffs.

 

[Losfer Words]

I havent been to a barber since 1993.

 

[Cole train]

Iv had buzzcut since the age of 2

So hookers

 

[Chest Rockwell]

The Asian massage place that's actually a whore house just reopened by my house

Been there 3 times the last week lmao

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

In Missouri, a hairstylist with the Rona exposed 91 people to it in a couple days.

I think the hooker might have been a safer bet as far as the rona goes.

 

[Dr Curtis Love]

Where I'm at, hookers were never out if work. It was great.

 

[Bob Gray]

They can be the same person so why not both? Get a trim and tug combo, save time and money.

Hmmmm.....need more info. Asking for a friend.

 

[BitFlip]

I'm not going to either... but I'm more likely to go to a hairstylist since I'm in a relationship and even if I wasn't I don't want to be with someone who isn't into me, I have no moral dilemma with it and might be better for everyone if it was legal (I'm not sure, I don't care enough to read enough to know).

I haven't gone to a hairstylist since I was 15. I just let my hair grow to terminal length, and before that I used to use a trimmer and have it at 14mm.

I wonder if more people will stop going after this if they had a partner or themselves do it and found it to be less of a hassle than the normal way.

 

[DoomPatrol]

The Asian massage place that's actually a whore house just reopened by my house

Been there 3 times the last week lmao

So how much is that assisted jerk off session costing you each time? They make you wear a condom?

 

[Simple Southerner]

Lol at hair stylist I'll go barber over hookers

 

[marioh]

barber. though i am thinking of just letting my hair grow, since i have that option.

 

[SammyPops]

They can be the same person so why not both? Get a trim and tug combo, save time and money.

Have fantasized about this ….. many times over the years. I like slutty hot haristylists.

 

[fingercuffs]

Have fantasized about this ….. many times over the years. I like slutty hot haristylists.

My best American girlfriend is a stylist, is hot as fuck and gives lovely hugs. You would definitely fantasize over her, she's gorgeous inside and out.

 

[sweetviolenturg]

Neither. I've got a hot wife who's down for it whenever I am & this is the only hairstylist I need:

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

My hair is down to my nose, I had to start wearing a hat to work. If this keeps up I don't know what I will do.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Haircut.

Tinder is much better for hooking up and most times you won't even have to pay - outside of maybe dinner.