Are you a good or bad drunk?

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Last night at work this guy comes up to me and says
"How come your bar cut me off?"
I reply "probably because you've had enough to drink"
He looks me right in eye and with the most epic slurred speech he says
"I can respect that" and quietly wonders off. Thats a good drunk.

What type of drunk are you berry brahs?
 
Getting drunk is for losers- they are all bad
 
Im a stereotypical happy drunk
Loud, smiling, hugging people, having the time of my life
 
Loud and jokes too much. Pretty susceptible to getting sort of down if the vibe is sad and such. Tend to dip out without saying anything because of it.
 
I'm a good drunk because I can barely stay drunk.
 
The reckless/adventurous kind. I either want to go to the strip club, bang a girl I'll regret, spar with friends, do something that might get me hurt etc.

Honestly I always want to drive fast when I'm hammered but luckily I'm not an idiot and never do it.
 
Affectionate usually or just the home alone kind.
 
I'm a great drunk. Happy, friendly, mischievous, kind, polite. I know of about 3 other people like me. Most people are terrible drunks - arrogant, aggressive, argumentative, opinionated, boring, accusatory etc

I also know when to stop, get some food, and to home.
 
I'm a great drunk. Happy, friendly, mischievous, kind, polite. I know of about 3 other people like me. Most people are terrible drunks - arrogant, aggressive, argumentative, opinionated, boring, accusatory etc

I also know when to stop, get some food, and to home.
kebab when pissed is so good
 
Friendly and joke a lot, but I recently gave it up after decades of drinking. Now I just burn trees.
 
Good = Im the life of the party.

Bad = I will piss in your bathroom sink. Kitchen sink if you leave me alone for too long.
 
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