Are you a good or bad drunk?

Losfer Words said:
Last night at work this guy comes up to me and says
"How come your bar cut me off?"
I reply "probably because you've had enough to drink"
He looks me right in eye and with the most epic slurred speech he says
"I can respect that" and quietly wonders off. Thats a good drunk.

What type of drunk are you berry brahs?
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Beer - I fall asleep, sitting, standing, whatever, system shutdown

Liquor - mellow as fuck and philosophical/political discussion inclined

Wine - no
 
MaureenCretis said:
Chicken shish in pitta with crunchy salad or felafel for me, please. No garlic mayo. Maybe some sweet chilli sauce.
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Old school lamb donor for me, lettuce, onion, coleslaw, mint yoghurt, spot of chilli sauce and a pickled jalapeño. Then I sigh of relief from my missus the day after when she remembers we’ve got a house a bit bigger than we need, so we can have separate bathrooms...
 
Good = I will tell you how much I love you.

Bad = I will fuck your wife.
 
I'm the drunk asshole. At least according to all my ex gf ..
 
IloveTHIS said:
The reckless/adventurous kind. I either want to go to the strip club, bang a girl I'll regret, spar with friends, do something that might get me hurt etc.

Honestly I always want to drive fast when I'm hammered but luckily I'm not an idiot and never do it.
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It's stupid. My mate does it all the time, Friday we was in car on by pass, he was doing 120. I said you know how fast you're going. He said no.
was shocked when i said 120
he only had 3 pints. But that is more than enough when driving. I only.do 1 pint
 
Cantona7 said:
Old school lamb donor for me, lettuce, onion, coleslaw, mint yoghurt, spot of chilli sauce and a pickled jalapeño. Then I sigh of relief from my missus the day after when she remembers we’ve got a house a bit bigger than we need, so we can have separate bathrooms...
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Separate bathrooms are one of life's great necessities.

Mint yog, by the way - an excellent serving with a lamb donor. You are a man of great culture.
 
MaureenCretis said:
Separate bathrooms are one of life's great necessities.

Mint yog, by the way - an excellent serving with a lamb donor. You are a man of great culture.
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I’m pretty sure it’s Hannibal Lecter’s sauce of choice when he has a kebab...
 
Does anyone else have a drunk superpower? My ability to find my way home regardless of how shitfaced I am never ceases to amaze me, especially as my sober sense of direction is so crap that I can barely find my way out of my house...
 
Cantona7 said:
Does anyone else have a drunk superpower? My ability to find my way home regardless of how shitfaced I am never ceases to amaze me, especially as my sober sense of direction is so crap that I can barely find my way out of my house...
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Same. I'm also pretty good at hailing the beer TARDIS when I've been on the pop too long.
 
Cantona7 said:
Does anyone else have a drunk superpower? My ability to find my way home regardless of how shitfaced I am never ceases to amaze me, especially as my sober sense of direction is so crap that I can barely find my way out of my house...
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Oh yeah I don't remember getting home alot. But always make it in bed usually fully clothed.
It's mad
 
Idonotbelieveit said:
Oh yeah I don't remember getting home alot. But always make it in bed usually fully clothed.
It's mad
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I woke up one morning still wearing my shoes (8 hole Doc Martens, fully laced up) but I no longer had my socks on. Was fully clothed otherwise. As long as I live I’ll never figure that out...
 
Cantona7 said:
I woke up one morning still wearing my shoes (8 hole Doc Martens, fully laced up) but I no longer had my socks on. Was fully clothed otherwise. As long as I live I’ll never figure that out...
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Hah that's great
 
Idonotbelieveit said:
It's stupid. My mate does it all the time, Friday we was in car on by pass, he was doing 120. I said you know how fast you're going. He said no.
was shocked when i said 120
he only had 3 pints. But that is more than enough when driving. I only.do 1 pint
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IMHO a first offense for drunk driving should be a 1 year prison sentence and 10k fine, with it doubling for every repeat offense. So many people never learn
 
I haven't been overly intoxicated to many times, but when I have I tend to be funny.
 
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