Social Anyone Ever Apply Hand Sanitizer To Your Testicles?

[Brom Bones]

It's quite the experience. I recommend rubbing your balls really hard beforehand to get the full effect. For Fingercuffs and the one other female who is on here, I guess the equivalent is to...

There is no female equivalent. Disregard.

 

[Spounman]

 

[mixmastermo]

Are you implying there are people who don't?

That's weird...

 

[lakersfan45]

I don’t like to dry out my testees

 

[San Marino]

It's quite the experience. I recommend rubbing your balls really hard beforehand to get the full effect.

Does it work as a lubricant?

 

[deviake]

I prefer to put hot sauce on them

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

My balls have the scent of pheromones and mojo. No way do I ever wash them especially w/ sanitizer

 

[TheAlliance]

Rub it all over your feet

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

lol love this thread.

 

[Brom Bones]

Are you implying there are people who don't?

That's weird...

Nah, bro. You can't talk about this shit with your guy friends IRL. That shit's gay. I'm just "curious."

 

[Brom Bones]

Does it work as a lubricant?

No, it works to kill all the germs around your balls. So they don't smell.

 

[StonedLemur]

No, it works to kill all the germs around your balls. So they don't smell.

And to set your balls directly aflame on contact lol.

 

[Tone C]

And to set your balls directly aflame on contact lol.

Better make sure there's no friction then...Where's the lube..?

 

[StonedLemur]

Better make sure there's no friction then...Where's the lube..?

I bet if you used it as lube, whether to beat off or have sex...it would be magnesium levels of fire on the private areas sir lol.

 

[Tone C]

I bet if you used it as lube, whether to beat off or have sex...it would be magnesium levels of fire on the private areas sir lol.

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire !

Fire Crotch.

 

[Batjester]

And to set your balls directly aflame on contact lol.

You forgot to call him "sir".

 

[Zinger]

 

[Night Owl]

 

[StonedLemur]

You forgot to call him "sir".

I never "forget".
I say it when I normally would in my real life.

This is not a "persona" im putting on for the guys...I am a polite asshole in my real life and I'm a polite asshole here sir lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

Best advice I ever heard from the Rock lol.