Anyone else raised like this?

If I got into a fight at school and didn't "win," my dad stopped talking to me (or even looking at me) for 2-3 days.

"Why'd you let that fuckin' kid beat you? Are you a :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:?!"

"Look, I already have one retard son, I don't need two."
 
Simple Southerner said:
Kids these days have it too damn good yet they bitch and complain about everything smh!
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Maybe they don't have it that good. Seeing naked girls is easier and video games look cooler but they don't seem to have each other , any kind of freedom or the adventures we had growing up. First woods porn , first time ya made a fire , let's follow the creek and see where it goes , crabapple wars, bullies that you had to totally outwit on a day to day if you didn't want something bad to happen to you, , bike trails and jumps in the woods that would have given your mom a stroke ....no I don't think they have it as great as it seems at all and we have removed the magic of growing up
 
Gutter Chris said:
Is hedge porn like woods porn ? We always found them in the park by the creek.
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ya? I had a highschool path where there was porno along a wooded area, don't know who put the shit there, I always thought it was some kind of :eek::eek::eek::eek: or something hoping some stupid kids would whack off for him or something, I don't know.
 
Only Here for Attachments said:
If I got into a fight at school and didn't "win," my dad stopped talking to me (or even looking at me) for 2-3 days.

"Why'd you let that fuckin' kid beat you? Are you a :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:?!"

"Look, I already have one retard son, I don't need two."
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oh, that's cold, if you fought back at all you shoulda got credit.
 
This is just standard parenting if you're old enough.
 
mozfonky said:
ya? I had a highschool path where there was porno along a wooded area, don't know who put the shit there, I always thought it was some kind of :eek::eek::eek::eek: or something hoping some stupid kids would whack off for him or something, I don't know.
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Maybe . I thought it was teenagers who stole them from their dad. You would see teenagers once in a while and beer cans and cigarette butts and things to support they were hanging out in the woods as well. Never saw any creepy old dudes hanging round that park though ....later in my teenage years the park near my house had a slur for a name park and you might see all kinds of wild shit down there. Much more dangerous woods than the ones I played in as a kid. We probably should not have ever gone down there.
 
Gutter Chris said:
Maybe . I thought it was teenagers who stole them from their dad. You would see teenagers once in a while and beer cans and cigarette butts and things to support they were hanging out in the woods as well. Never saw any creepy old dudes hanging round that park though ....later in my teenage years the park near my house had a slur for a name park and you might see all kinds of wild shit down there. Much more dangerous woods than the ones I played in as a kid. We probably should not have ever gone down there.
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I don't know why they were there. Maybe teens circle jerked, I wouldn't know anything about that. One time I picked up one looked through it, then put it down, just when i did, I heard footsteps rapidly moving throught the bushes, that's why I thought it may have been some random creep.
 
Tone C said:
Yup.

Thankfully, being out like this allowed us to find hedge porn which was very useful growing up...
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Gardening magazines? Like the ones that show off well manicured or sculpted hedges?

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I'm just messing around and understood exactly what you meant. Do you think most hedge porn got chucked out of the window of a speeding car and landed there?

^^^^I didn't realize "inline spoilers" were even an option here until just now btw.
 
Yes.

My dad was old school disciplinarian. You eat everything on your plate and you do not get up until you are done.

Many nights, i was at the table over an hour after everyone else was up, just staring at the brussel sprouts. Could not do it, could not even choke them down. There was not really a vegetable i liked but brussel sprouts were the worst.

I once loaded up my mouth to go to the bathroom to spit them in the toilet, and my dad stopped me, saying before i walk away from the table, 'finish whatever that is you have in your mouth'. Another time i loaded up my pockets and got to the bathroom and was flipping them in the toilet when my dad popped the bathroom door open, busting me.

Once he would sit and watch the 6oclock news, my mom would sneak in and grab the veggies and throw them out and tell me to 'go'. Of course dad knew.

Once we got the dog, a boxer who would eat anything and everything, everything changed. One by flipped off the table, and swallowed in a single gulp. hardly a chew and no evidence.

God i loved that dog.
 
And that late night 'porn' scrambled on the 'Pay Tv' channel was awesome. It did look just like those pictures but once every blue moon, the blurring squiggly lines would line up just right to give you a somewhat clear'ish view, if only for about 0.5 of a second. But it was a glorious 0.5 of a second, as you actually got to see the boob or other body parts.
 
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