Anyone Else Get Freaked Out In Parking Carage

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  1. Smokes Black Belt

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    I can't stand them. Always feel like someone gonna jump out on me or that it's gonna collapse and trap me for days. They don't seem safe at all. I hate parking in them when I have too.
     
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  2. lostdog000 Gold Belt

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    ooh a "carage" well lah dee dah mr. frenchman!

    but seriously i worrk about parking in em, such tight spaces and so many bad drivers....
     
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  3. faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    I'm sorry Cheese but it's your destiny to die in a parking garage collapse. Don't fight it, there's literally nothing you can do to avoid it
     
  4. Hellowhosthat Red Belt

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    I get fucking irritated driving around in circles looking for a space if that counts.
     
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  5. Texan6533 Fastest Gun in the West

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    Structurally speaking, parking garages are some of the beefiest structures around (built to support both moving and parked cars). Don’t worry about that
    <209Bitch>

    Edit: and by the way, I’m in full support of calling them Carages now.
     
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  6. Damo321 Orange Belt

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    {<Scared}
     
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  9. newjerseynick Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Theres a horror movie about that,have you heard of P2?
    p174646_v_v8_aa.jpg
     
  10. Red Beard Brown Belt

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    What's the deal with parking carages???

     
  11. Post 2 Decision Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    The most disgusting word is when a Brit says garage

    It's a French word you fucks, it's not Gare-ridge


    Also when Americans say niche
    It's neesh not nitch
     
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  12. newjerseynick Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    I dont understand why they didnt make a sequel.........








    (to dem tittays)
     
  13. Drain Bamage Silver Belt

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    I need this on blu ray dvd
     
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  14. StewDogg11 Brown Belt

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    Not if you have a piece on you. Which honestly everyone should in a parking garage. Look what happened to Dr. Melfi. She should have went ahead and told Tony about it and let him deal with the guy though.
     
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    We used to do the firecrackers off the roof of the multi storey and the escalators of the shopping centre.
    Little shits...
     
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  16. Saku's Son Blue Belt

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    I got freaked out when Universal Orlando charged us $30 to park in one
     
  17. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    Lol @ being scared of the best place to jerk off
     
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    Car parks were our playground as kids, give us car parks and fire escapes and 20 B&H and that was a great day out!
     
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  19. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Freak like Jodeci freak? Helllllllllyeah.
     
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    Girl can get it
     
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