Media Any Sherdoggers looking for a job? Jon Jones is hiring

[Spath]

@Buff you up to moving across the sea? Jon needs ya.



Could you guys imagine? Our boy whipping up meals for the GOAT LHW

 

[Spath]

Nothing but costco hotdogs is what I would serve

You have that UFC hot dog brander ready, buddeh?

 

[humdizzle]

 

[HNIC215]

"Chef," he said...
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For real lol

That's code... He's looking for a new coke dealer.

 

[Buff]

@Buff you up to moving across the sea? Jon needs ya.



Could you guys imagine? Our boy whipping up meals for the GOAT LHW

Holy shit, I'd be PERFECT for that job... How do I apply? Can anyone put in a word for me?

 

[HHJ]

Holy shit, I'd be PERFECT for that job... How do I apply? Can anyone put in a word for me?

Jones: you think your better than me dont you??

Buff: huh??

Jones: You think that if you took turnibol you could do the the same things I did in my career, like its that easy dont you?????

Buff: Oh god no!

 

[Domitian]

Sounds like a plan to me. I'll bring Jon some coke, ecstasy, hookers and McDonalds 3 times a day.

 

[JBJisGOAT14]

Jonny ‘The Bonny’ Jones is looking for someone to come work for him and is offering “bank.” I interpret this post in two ways. Jon could very well be looking for a chef/nutritionist and the ad is legitimate.

Or this could be coded message. “Chef/nutritionist” could mean drug dealer/supplier. “Someone flexible” could mean someone willing to import/smuggle. “Living in New Mexico” could mean travelling to Old Mexico to get the good stuff.

Would any of your Sherbros apply for this position? Jon has money but he’s also a hothead. He may threaten you to do the dishes like he did to Colby Covington.

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Sign me up, wouldn’t even have to pay me, being by the goatness is enough for me!

 

[Alpha_T83]

Part of your job is making sure to include some banned substances in your recipes -- but not actually add them to the food -- just in case Jon happens to pop for those substances. He can then blame you and throw you under the bus for his drug failure if necessary.

 

[whocares]

Go get him McDonalds, drugs and jerk him off is what it sounds like. I can do that

 

[FreedomCricket]

I would assume this would be in the neighborhood of 100k to be personal chef.



How does Jon not get a reference from a high level athlete friend or the UFC PI or anywhere other than social media.

 

[AdamWarlock]

I can poke people in the eyes for him. I can put needles in his butt. I'm sending my resume right now.

you gonna break all the laws for him too? what about beating his woman for him？

 

[Domitian]

you gonna break all the laws for him too? what about beating his woman for him？

What's he paying?

 

[FlowchartRog]

Finger in the butthole, black finger in the butthole.

 

[Khaosan]

Then he’ll say the chef put steroids in his food

But what if he did?

Spoiler

 

[Captain Herb]

He was also looking for sparring partners on social media. He or his team are just trying to keep people talking about him and it's working

 

[nonoob]

he's looking for a scapegoat for his next usada test.

or his next victim

Hope NOBODY is stupid enough to get "bank" just to be that criminal's patsy.

Work for a felon's "bank" ... and be prepared to have his drug charges put on you.