Media Any Sherdoggers looking for a job? Jon Jones is hiring

[Corrado Soprano]

Jonny ‘The Bonny’ Jones is looking for someone to come work for him and is offering “bank.” I interpret this post in two ways. Jon could very well be looking for a chef/nutritionist and the ad is legitimate.

Or this could be coded message. “Chef/nutritionist” could mean drug dealer/supplier. “Someone flexible” could mean someone willing to import/smuggle. “Living in New Mexico” could mean travelling to Old Mexico to get the good stuff.

Would any of your Sherbros apply for this position? Jon has money but he’s also a hothead. He may threaten you to do the dishes like he did to Colby Covington.

 

[don't ask]

I can poke people in the eyes for him. I can put needles in his butt. I'm sending my resume right now.

 

[HHJ]

That's one way to get his fingers in your bootyhole

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Welp, I don't think parole would let me leave the state, else I'd fill this dude up with all the nachos he can handle.

 

[oski]

"Chef," he said...

 

[kingmob6]

He is looking for a side piece.

Cheaper to hit grindr

 

[Pechan]

Applied, I can grill chicken breast and boil brown rice.

Would need a work visa though.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I'd jump on this if I didn't just move to Alaska

 

[Leinster Rugby]

He's at heavy weight ffs.

Eat lots Jon.

I'll take my bank payment in wads of cash snatched from a crashed car please.

 

[humdizzle]

he's looking for a scapegoat for his next usada test.

or his next victim

 

[HHJ]

He's at heavy weight ffs.

Eat lots Jon.

I'll take my bank payment in wads of cash snatched from a crashed car please.

He's a fat blown up hw.

It's really not his optimum fighting weight tbh

 

[Leinster Rugby]

He's a fat blown up hw.

It's really not his optimum fighting weight tbh

Do you reckon it's his last fight? I'm almost surprised he's even bothered getting in shape if it is.

 

[HHJ]

Do you reckon it's his last fight? I'm almost surprised he's even bothered getting in shape if it is.

That's what he's been saying. Obviously he doesn't want to lose or get knocked out...but yeah he doesn't look good to me at this weight.

 

[RockyLockridge]

I cant cook, but I can be his driver/cokemule.

probably needs that more anyway

 

[jx820]

I know a guy who's personal chef to a retired Yankee. While we never discussed his finances or anything, to the best on my knowledge, that was his only client and his only source of income, so it could be very accurate to say you get "bank" for that kind of thing.

 

[Leinster Rugby]

That's what he's been saying. Obviously he doesn't want to lose or get knocked out...but yeah he doesn't look good to me at this weight.

Thought he looked fat vs Gane

 

[Blastbeat]

I cant cook, but I can be his driver/cokemule.

probably needs that more anyway

why eat when you can snort

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

Then he’ll say the chef put steroids in his food

 

[Neck&Neck]

*Reebok Bank

 

[BarbellzNbacon]

Nothing but costco hotdogs is what I would serve