Social Another GENIUS social media post by our highly intelligent Government and Trump

They're in a group chat trying to come up with their deflection technique.


kumquat pol pot may not be able to identify a windmill, a bald eagle, or even his own country, but at least he can identify a giraffe, which there is no way that joe biden or obama would be able to do!
 
donnie doofus bringing in the new years ranting about windmills again. that's not even a windmill einstein! tomorrow the orange epstein enthusiast oughtta start the day by bitching some more about showerheads somewhere inside of his inevitable "happy new years to everybody including the radical left trump-hating bald eagle-killing marxists and <insert whoever triggered me the most lately here>... i'm so great, i ended 52 wars, saved the economy, and saved the country. me! me! me! me!" holiday tweet.


well, he hasn't fired off a tweet yet, but he's spent his new years bitching on truth social about election fraud and his approval rating

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But broseph,

Have you seen have fast they are getting people addicted to weight loss drugs recently..

They are making them supper affordable and in pill form now, and you know this country is good at stuffing pills down people’s throats..

Fat people gonna be obsolete in another ten years..

You know what’s funny-I just went for health insurance and they used the fucking antiquated bmi index despite telling me they wouldn’t. According to bmi, I am obese because I am 5-10 and weighed 190. Last week, I weighed 185, so I am trying to get down to about 180-but I am pretty jacked muscle wise and do not have a guy or anything, but they don’t take into account that muscle weighs more than fat. Now, 6 years ago after my back surgery-I got fat but I have since lost all of that and more. According to bmi, I should weigh 170
 
You know what’s funny-I just went for health insurance and they used the fucking antiquated bmi index despite telling me they wouldn’t. According to bmi, I am obese because I am 5-10 and weighed 190. Last week, I weighed 185, so I am trying to get down to about 180-but I am pretty jacked muscle wise and do not have a guy or anything, but they don’t take into account that muscle weighs more than fat. Now, 6 years ago after my back surgery-I got fat but I have since lost all of that and more. According to bmi, I should weigh 170
I get it my man,

You also have to deduct 5lbs of clothing/shoes (they don’t weigh you naked) and an additional 5lbs for weekend grubbing..

But yes, you’re still short and phat..

You got this!! War 2026!!
 
What's the problem with this post?

Windmills are well known bird killers, high maintenance, their production is bad for the environment, the chemics they produce are toxic for the environment and they're ugly as fuk.
 
What's the problem with this post?

Windmills are well known bird killers, high maintenance, their production is bad for the environment, the chemics they produce are toxic for the environment and they're ugly as fuk.

that is not a windmill.

that is not a bald eagle.

that is an old picture and it was taken in israel.

good eye though stevie wonder. now if you can manage to identify a giraffe then one day you might be able to acquire a high ranking job in government.

hey not only are windmills bad for the environment, at least according to donnie doofus and a bunch of big oil donors, but did you know that they also cause cancer? yup, donnie dearest said so himself!

 
Trump is posting even more dumb shit lately because he is hopped up on aspirin.
ACETYLSALICYLIC ACID Abusing Trump admitted in a recent interview taking way more aspirin then recommended because he wants “Thin Blood”.
This country is being run by an old ass moron!
 
You know what’s funny-I just went for health insurance and they used the fucking antiquated bmi index despite telling me they wouldn’t. According to bmi, I am obese because I am 5-10 and weighed 190. Last week, I weighed 185, so I am trying to get down to about 180-but I am pretty jacked muscle wise and do not have a guy or anything, but they don’t take into account that muscle weighs more than fat. Now, 6 years ago after my back surgery-I got fat but I have since lost all of that and more. According to bmi, I should weigh 170
I showed my insurance guy how much I could bench and they pay me to have their insurance.
 
Trump is posting even more dumb shit lately because he is hopped up on aspirin.
ACETYLSALICYLIC ACID Abusing Trump admitted in a recent interview taking way more aspirin then recommended because he wants “Thin Blood”.
This country is being run by an old ass moron!
- Trump is awesome. The gift that never stops giving
 


I wrote a decently long post talking about this, then it got deleted by the website randomly reloading. so Ill just leave it at this for now and let you guys tell me how you feel about it.



And remember DEI was supposedly the reason we had so many inept people running our Government... So how do you explain this one away? Does MAGA want to comment on Trump thinking this is a bald eagle in the picture as well? lol. I almost feel like the people in our Government are doing shit like this on purpose to show everyone exactly how dumb Trump actually is.

Orange women's makeup man is senile. I am amused.
 
@Xanzito @TheMoa @BlankaPresident - Trump is gonna atack Brasil when he discovers that the Harpia is far bigger:

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God i hate when searching for those pictures and show those retards killing them. People that hunt and kill protected animals should be giver a death sentence. And i am serious.
Hoolllllleeeeeee-y fuck, that shit looks like a Pterodactyl
 
You know what’s funny-I just went for health insurance and they used the fucking antiquated bmi index despite telling me they wouldn’t. According to bmi, I am obese because I am 5-10 and weighed 190. Last week, I weighed 185, so I am trying to get down to about 180-but I am pretty jacked muscle wise and do not have a guy or anything, but they don’t take into account that muscle weighs more than fat. Now, 6 years ago after my back surgery-I got fat but I have since lost all of that and more. According to bmi, I should weigh 170
Cut off one of your nuts and that should get you down to about 160... <mma4>
 
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