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Ann Coulter Roasted At Rob Lowe Roast

Lol that's exactly what I've been hearing, that it's basically an Ann Coulter roast.

Still, I gotta give her respect for going through with it. Not everyone can let themselves be roasted on tv.

She is a media pundit. She is in show business. This should not be a problem for her. Plus she often says controversial things, so she obviously wants certain kinds of attention.

If it was Erin Burnett getting roasted, then I have a problem.
 
Anyway, here are the 12 best Coulter-seeking missiles from last night, along with who fired them:

Nikki Glaser: "Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf."

Jeff Ross: "Ann's against gay marriage. What's your thinking on that? If I can't get a husband they shouldn't, either?"

Nikki Glaser: "The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave."

David Spade: "Ann seems stiff and conservative, but she gets wild in the sheets — just ask the Klan."

Pete Davidson: "Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter, who cuts eyeholes in them."

David Spade: "It looks like she's having a good time. I haven't seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot."

Jimmy Carr: "Ann Coulter is one of the most repugnant, hateful bitches alive — but it's not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself."

Rob Lowe: "Why is Ann Coulter here tonight? Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close."

David Spade: "Is Pete white? Is he black? Ann Coulter needs to know, so she can decide if she hates him."

Peyton Manning (!): "I just realized I'm not the only athlete up here. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby."

Jewel (?): "As a feminist, I can't support everything that's being said up here tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted."

Pete Davidson: "Ann Coulter, if you're here, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?"

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a48343/best-ann-coulter-burns-rob-lowe-toast/
Holy shit, I gotta see this. Thanks for the cliffs. I really liked the James Franco one and this one sounds good, with the random assortment of celebs past and present.

And keep in mind, stand up embraces pushing boundaries of comfort for everyone, and a roast only multiplies that, and the out of context factor only multiplies that.

Just think, many of them probably hadn't even seen the script/jokes until they were filming! Basically a teleprompter gig for affable/unexpected people to read comedy bits/street snaps
 
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she's actually pretty fit and decent irl.
saw her today in NYC off a commuter flight from Washington.
traveling alone, very discreet and anonymous.
the level of HATE the Left can produce is staggering and scary.
Hitler was considered a Leftist in his day.
Boom
 
Holy shit, I gotta see this. Thanks for the cliffs. I really liked the James Franco one and this one sounds good, with the random assortment of celebs past and present.

And keep in mind, stand up embraces lashing boundaries of comfort for everyone, and a roast only multiplies that, and the out of context factor only multiplies that.

Just think, many of them probably hadn't even seen the script/jokes until they were filming! Basically a teleprompter gig for affable/unexpected people to read comedy bits/street snaps
F that if I was a celebrity I would never go on that show. I bet she never guessed most of that shit was coming lol! Imagine the shock dam
 
to her credit, Coulter was magnanimous and self-deprecating about the roast saying, "Bless their hearts, they were trying to be funny."
 
No few jokes were decent in the most indecent event arena

Ralph maccio is unemployed he could name himself Ralph macchiato and work at Starbucks

And Ann you're a racist cunt and we hope you die


Lame


Ann coulter sucks but grow up Hollywood

David spade was funny about her
 
I hate Ann Coulter but after watching clips of the roast I almost feel sorry for her. "Almost"

Haha, not close. She's a horrible piece of shit. Her only redeeming quality is that she does take her shots on the chin and gives opponents the opportunity to take them.

Jeff Ross, Jewel, and Pete Davidson fucking scorched her, though.

What's funny is that a lot of those guys on the stage who really took it to her on being a hateful, racist fear-mongerer are actually right-leaning, such as Spade, Lowe, Manning, and Maccio. It wasn't even one of the more left-leaning panels
 
Why would Ann Coulter be at a roast for Rob Lowe? Didn't she know she's just be cannon fodder?

Rob Lowe is a rich boy libertarian.

Anyways, apparently she was in town promoting her book "In Trump We Trust"
 
She's got a thick ass skin. She can take it.

Also, keep in mind that everyone attacking Ann during that roast want the US to import more refugees.

Again, no, half of the panel are Republican voters.

Turns out that even ignorant, selfish, and often-times-hateful people draw the line at Ann Coulter.

And if you don't want to take in more refugees when (1) America was the biggest actor in destabilizing the region and creating the current conflict, (2) America has the most accommodations and resources, as well as need for, additional citizens, and (3) European countries of smaller size and smaller role in the conflict are bringing them in, you're a piece of shit.

In short, you're a piece of shit.
 
Again, no, half of the panel are Republican voters.

Turns out that even ignorant, selfish, and often-times-hateful people draw the line at Ann Coulter.

And if you don't want to take in more refugees when (1) America was the biggest actor in destabilizing the region and creating the current conflict, (2) America has the most accommodations and resources, as well as need for, additional citizens, and (3) European countries of smaller size and smaller role in the conflict are bringing them in, you're a piece of shit.

In short, you're a piece of shit.
So, not wanting to import millions of people from a very different culture makes someone a piece of shit?

Everywhere these "refugees" go, rape and destruction follow.

Besides, there are Muslim countries far more local, with the means to accomodate them.
 
Trotsky has never touched a real woman.
FACT.
hence the pathetic self-loathing.
 
There's no actual quote from Trump, but, from what I can gather, he believes a judge may be biased against him, due to the judge being Mexican.

Honestly, given Trump's comments on Mexican illegal immigrants, and his intentions to build a physical wall between the US and Mexico, it's not crazy to think that the judge could have his verdict swayed.

Any better examples?

that's completely irrational. you don't get to use your position on the national stage as a presidential nominee to put pressure on a judge handling your case simply because he's mexican. that's so unbelievably immoral that i'm quite shocked you'd sit there at a computer and justify it as a "rational" thought.

want more examples?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-racist-examples_us_56d47177e4b03260bf777e83

since you prob won't read it, i'll lay it out for you (all of these are true btw):

(1) we already covered - complaining about the mexican judge
(2) the khan family - he said his wife wouldn't talk because she wasn't allowed to. what a fucking piece of shit to say that about a grief stricken mother of a soldier.
(3) he was sued by the DoJ for not renting to black people. or is that not a crazy thing to do either?
(4) he was sued multiple times by employees at the casino, specifically for removing black card dealers at the request of guests for being black.
(5) he played stupid when asked about david duke, when he was shown on video talking about david duke not that long ago. he deliberately side stepped disavowing him because he is pandering to the racist evil in white republicans. if you don't get this, or you think this is "reading too much into it," then honestly i don't know what to fucking tell you.
(6) he went on a rampage in the last election with the obama birther issue, which is the most retardedly racist thing to come out of the republican party pre donald trump era. that was such a fucking embarrassment that the media doesn't even cover this any more and lets it slide.
(7) he can't even refer to a minority group without using the word "the." now maybe this is being overly sensitive, but from where i grew up, it's incredibly racist to say "the blacks" or "the hispanics" as though they were some kind of sub human group. but hey, i can slide on this if shit kickers want to rage over it.

honestly i'm just getting tired at this point. and those are just examples from the article. then there's not counting when he got all excited about his "african american" in the crowd, his opening speech where he declared all mexicans were criminals being sent here by the mexican government, how we need a fucking task force, a TASK FUCKING FORCE, to forcibly remove illegal immigrants from their homes in the united states, how muslims need to be monitored via registry and forced to have specific identification (http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/20/opinions/obeidallah-trump-anti-muslim/), and holy fuck it just keeps going. and i'm barely trying here.

this is also just the tip of the iceberg. this isn't counting his calls to violence, his anti-free speech policies (wanting to open libel laws to sue anyone he wants in classic dictator style), his bizarre need to pick fights at the most base and immature level (re: republican primaries, khan family, etc), his horrific arrogance on foreign policy (he knows more than the generals, we should kill their families, we should do worse torture than waterboarding), his complete ignorance of foreign policy issues (we should encourage other countries to get nukes, pull out of nato, possibly bomb european countries), his anti-woman platform (do i need to fucking quote him on this, or can we agree this is a real fucking thing?), the fact he said women who get abortions should be punished (http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/31/us/politics/donald-trump-abortion.html?_r=0), his resounding ignorance of world affairs in general (http://mediamatters.org/research/2016/03/28/journalists-and-foreign-policy-experts-call-out/209570), and holy fuck i can keep going. i can literally keep going.

look at all this i did in about 8 minutes. and you sit there and play this stupid game of "well gee golly, i've never heard him say the stuff he's being accused of, i'm just a little boy with a lollipop and a popsicle." go fucking read some shit, god damnit. it's too late in the game for this bullshit, the line in the sand has to be drawn. this isn't an election of ideas or even politics, it's an election for the soul of the country. voting donald trump in as president will set us backing fucking decades. DECADES, and possibly permanent. there's no sitting on the sidelines wondering who the better choice was. the better choice was decided long before this fucking guy even won the nomination.

and i'm sorry for having to yell at you. but fucking god damnit, come on. i mean really, fuck. come the fuck on. fuck.

edit 1: but maybe, and this is me spitballing here, people are just fucking stupid. they don't remember what this guy said or did 8 hours ago, let alone 6 or 12 months ago, or even 5 years ago, or god forbid 20 years ago. they just go get their fucking KFC, sit in front of the tv, cram their face and watch some garbage reality show, wake up, read some bullshit propaganda, go to work, and then talk to other fuckwits about what a cunt hillary is (in traditional respect for women fashion by conservatives) and they don't ever know the better. but feigning ignorance at this point...fuck, that makes me even madder than the fuckin shit kickers. it really does.

edit 2: you know what, i'm not fucking done. now i'm leaving out all his fraud and unethical business practices. the fact he destroyed atlantic city by having the city bail out his failed casinos, his likely ties to the mafia (which have never been properly investigated because the media is full of fucking hacks), the fact he sets up all these fucking scam businesses (selling steaks at sharper image, trump university, etc), how he makes all of his shit overseas, how he brings in 3rd world labor at his resorts outside of the country and pays them hardly anything, how he stiffs small contractors on bills because he fuckin can, how he sues anyone and everyone all the fucking time because he has the emotional maturity of a 7th grade bully, how he puts his fucking name on everything and says his net worth is the estimated value of his name brand (which there's no fucking tangible assets to that, it's only speculated wealth), and fuck i could keep going. i really fucking could.

and you know what, as i stew on this, i fucking might keep going. fuck it.
 
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Her and Sean Hannity are pretty much experiencing a country wide year long roast at this point
 
'Rage at the idea of honoring the great wealth-creators shows the Angry Left's nihilism and self-loathing.'
forbes.com "When it comes to Hate, the Left beats the Right hands down."
 
That's just the Left's way. Why argue someone's point, when you can simply dismiss them as a racist?

It's like some of you have never watched a roast.

One of Coulter's jokes was, "I'm hoping to persuade you all to vote for Trump. But most of all I want you David because it would prove the media is lying when they say that Trump won't get the vote of a single spade."

It's a fuckin roast. No punches are pulled. Coulter is not a victim.
 
one of the best roast ever was of "Larry the Cable Guy" and Greg Giraldo RIP, quipped, "I fucking can't believe this. We're roasting a fictional character who made more last year than I have in my entire career." followed by bewildered look.
classic.
 
Got no sympathy for Coulter.
She loves the attention.
They even let you know beforehand that they're going to smash you.
 
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