Media Ankalaev makes a statement after loss

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[wwkirk]

Are no-Nina Muslims the new sea level Cain?

It depends. Nina has the capacity to halal-ize herself when necessary.

 

[StanTheMan]

When they win it's because of allah, and when they lose it's also because of allah.

Make it make sense.

Hardly rocket fucking science is it fella LMFAO

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

Alex is great at trolling after winning, but Izzy did it better.

 

[Siver!]

This is a good statement after a big loss, he must grow.





Also i agree with this theory

That actually sounds like him - which is unusual for an Ali managed fighter.

Nice to hear his actual voice for a change.

 

[StanTheMan]

Global humiliation? He lost a fight, no more, no less.. after being a UFC Champion. What have you done in the Combat Sport bud? Oh wait, you go online to talk about strangers. Simmer down tough guy.

Spot on. The state of these cunts LMFAO.

 

[Tatra]

It actually makes perfect sense. Muslims believe everything is god’s will and that things happen only when god allows, good or bad.

What doesn’t make sense is how some people don’t believe their god has anything to do with a loss.

It makes absolutely no sense at all. Just the idea that god gives a fuck about some men punching each other in the face is absurd.

And if everything is god's will, what is happening in Gaza now is god's will... so why are Muslims fighting against god's will?

 

[Cletus Fertitta]

It makes absolutely no sense at all. Just the idea that god gives a fuck about some men punching each other in the face is absurd.

And if everything is god's will, what is happening in Gaza now is god's will... so why are Muslims fighting against god's will?

Dude it’s fucking god man. He’s not a person. He’s some all powerful being. It’s not fucking absurd if everything is possible because you’re god duh. He can give a shit about anything and everything all at once. He’s not just some fucking guy sitting on his couch.

and why do Muslims fight against gods will in Gaza? Well just cause god puts a fucked up situation in play doesn’t mean you’re not supposed to fight against it. Look it’s the same guy that put delicious bacon on earth only for him to tell his followers not to eat it.

 

[Tatra]

Dude it’s fucking god man. He’s not a person. He’s some all powerful being. It’s not fucking absurd if everything is possible because you’re god duh. He can give a shit about anything and everything all at once. He’s not just some fucking guy sitting on his couch.

and why do Muslims fight against gods will in Gaza? Well just cause god puts a fucked up situation in play doesn’t mean you’re not supposed to fight against it. Look it’s the same guy that put delicious bacon on earth only for him to tell his followers not to eat it.

But then we have to question god's nature. He cares about two men punching each other in the face but is indifferent to his dedicated worshipers having 500lbs bombs dropped on their heads? What does that say about god?

So Muslims are supposed to fight against god's will... whilst always saying 'you can't fight god's will'? Make it make sense.

 

[rjmbrd]

For such an angry guy he's taking this loss pretty well. I was surprised he didn't even complain to Herb Dean or nothing.

There is nothing rational about someone who thinks God (his specific version of God) is deciding he should lose an MMA cage fight.

Religious nutbars gonna nutbar

 

[krelianx]

Yawn. I still think he would probably win on a third fight...but yawn.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

He must grow?! Is he going to HW?!

 

[agibmxmma]

Spot on. The state of these cunts LMFAO.

+1 LOL Mahalo Braddah

 

[ComeChooDaddy]

Small Ank

 

[Ghostoftheville]

When they win it's because of allah, and when they lose it's also because of allah.

Make it make sense.

He did provide his logic, his God isn't satisfied with where he is as a fighter. What's the issue

 

[Tatra]

He did provide his logic, his God isn't satisfied with where he is as a fighter. What's the issue

He was the champion.

 

[Ghostoftheville]

He was the champion.

The post came after losing. Acknowledging that you're imperfect is wrong in your eyes?

 

[Tatra]

The post came after losing. Acknowledging that you're imperfect is wrong in your eyes?

But you're saying god made him lose because he was not satisfied where Ank was in his career... but he was the champ.

Make it make sense.

 

[rstringer]

It depends. Nina has the capacity to halal-ize herself when necessary.

Depends if it moves or not.

 

[Söze Aldo]

DC running damage control PR for his Dagestani bros



I actually give props to Ank here for not coming out with an excuse. Problem seems to be all the people this guy let's talk for him.