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Anderson is all time greatest troll

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  1. DragRacer Silver Belt

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    Anderson Silva is 40 years old, has more money than he knows what to do with, and knows that his time has passed as king.

    At this point, he knows he's fucked as far as the steroid bust is concerned, so he's just fucking with those assholes from the commission with all this boner pill bullshit. He has no regard or respect for this panel of fucktards and thinks its all funny IMO to get the AC discussions Thailand Viagra in a serious setting. This is the kind of crap he does to entertain himself ever since he made a career in the UFC winning belt after belt without even having to try to win.
     
  2. Toxxus The Ancient One

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    You might be correct, but it is still weird as shit and not helping his legacy at all.

    I say that as a guy who still feels that Anderson Silva is the greatest of all time.

    The NSAC dog and Viagra pony show was a mess.

    On the plus side he can fight as early as next February. :)
     
  3. xP Silver Belt

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    yeah, he looked like he was having a blast.
     
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  5. loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Yeah, when I try to look cool I go around telling people my dick doesn't work.

    I'm king of the world, baby...!
     
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    he needs Pele's help
     
  7. Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    He had an athletic commission seriously discussing foreign black market erection pills. He also got a big paycheck that the UFC was withholding. That's a good day for any troll.
     
  8. Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    Anderson is socially awkward and lacks common sense. Good fighter though.
     
  9. Hideo Purple Belt

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    is possible
     
  10. E Undead Banned Banned

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    lmao correct sir
     
  11. Fight Professor Gold Belt

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    I agree that trolling/being weird is a part of Anderson's persona. The question is does he only have yes-men who only care about getting paid around him?
     
  12. Wander777 Banned Banned

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    is normal
     
  13. JoeDeeCee White Belt

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    Andersons fake cry after the Diaz decision was cringe worthy. He is/was a great fighter, though.
     
  14. Nezahualcoyotl Banned Banned

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    Anderson Silva > you
     
  15. loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Cage or ring?
     
  16. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Interesting theory, and maybe possible if it hadn't been such a bad troll job. In his shoes, with those goals, the first thing I would do was claim that the tainted substance was actually a penis-reduction medication, because due to an oversized schlong, there were issues in balance, especially with capoeira moves.

    It was all part of a long range plan to actually undergo penis reduction surgery. Since he is pushing 40, it's getting harder and harder to cut weight to 185, and it makes sense to lose the extra penis pounds that are non-functional in the Octagon.

    I would also like to take this moment to let the committee know that I may be getting a testicle reduction surgery soon for the same reasons, and also having the brass content removed from my enormous nuts.

    At this point, it would be time to pull out the blue bottle of tainted liquid, and also a red bottle, and ask the head of the committee which one he would choose to be entered into evidence. Whichever he chooses, I would then drink the other one immediately in front of them.

    At some point, he surely could have worked into his testimony: "Sex is natural, sex is fun, sex is best when it's one on one."

    And it would have been a good opportunity to present expert opinions on how marijuana is an athletic PED.

    But instead, he just whimpered a little and said he took a boner medicine from a foreign country. He dropped the ball, as far as trolling goes.
     
  17. Nezahualcoyotl Banned Banned

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    Both.
     
  18. IDGETKTFO White Belt

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    Connor will make more next year then silva made in his entire career in the UFC.
     
  19. Ever Watchful There is evil there that does not sleep Platinum Member

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    Sure, if you live in a land of make believe where your hero is still in control even in defeat

    The sad fact is that he irreparably damaged his legacy. Pretending that any of this is ideal for him is incredibly ignorant and delusional.
     
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    Yup, with a worse contract and reebok sponsors...
     

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