An Etiquette Guide: Pandering to the ingrates

[HHJ]

Im about to post the biggest NO-NO in all of mma in a moment. You assholes sit under the learning tree,and youll get some knowledge dropped on ya

 

[HHJ]

14) GIVIN IT BACK TO EM :The biggest no no of ALL TIME is to actually talk back to the fans and remind them what ingrates they really are.

Here is the hotel destroying legend,Raging AL,who took it one step further by breaking one of the cardinal rules and not only NOT fellating his opponent,not only thinking he won a disputed decision,but he actually told the booing fans to go fuck themselves. This is the fast track to HELL my friends.

 

[HHJ]

Title shots are given out and rankings in general are based on opinions (from journalists who, allegedly, don't even exist). There are no points, no tournament structure, no off season. Moving on with a scheduled event is a bigger priority than any match. Fighters can be fired for boring performances, despite win streaks. The entire thing is financed, booked, structured and presented like a TV show. Cause that's what UFC is: it's not a real sport, it's SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. IT WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE. And this reality that most hard cores refuse to accept is what both makes and breaks some of your passive aggressive points here.

Not cutting weight, not taking money fights or easy DQ wins for the belt is dumb.

At the same time, everyone and their cunt grandmother know this sport is ruthless and grueling both physically & mentally, but that's also where people are zooming in in their judgment. The whole point is to find out who can tolerate this meatgrinder the best. Sucking at trash talk, not being hot, having a boring style, having excuses, losing, not being charismatic, pulling out - fighters can and do so all the time and yes, again, fans can zoom back out to the overall picture, the human level, and feel bad for you, but that's not what this sport is about and what it's sold on. So when you're begging for pity and sympathy, you're setting yourself back and letting others who play the game better pass you by. It's just how it is cause that's what this sport is like. If you want it to be something else, then go do something else. And I won't judge you for it cause I'm not doing this shit either!

But stop gaslighting people. Presenting yourself as some ultimate bad ass and then clamoring for martyrdom.

Any dq win is "easy" ?

No one wants to see that happen but that doesnt mean it's the fouled fighter's fault.

Just because it's a hard sport doesnt give fans liscence to be an asshole.

 

[HHJ]

Saying "No, I can't go on" for a guaranteed DQ win seems pretty easy. But I might be wrong.

What if they cant go on???

 

[The Schmoop]

10) DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS THE MEDIA ASKS.

Hey so Khabib,your about to fight Tony,but hey what about Conor?
Khabib: You know,you guys always ask same question about chicken, I dont care. Chicken is old prostitute. He talk talk talk,same story all the time.

WEBSITE HEADLINE: Khabib: CONOR IS AN OLD PROSTITUTE
Fans: RENT FREE

came specifically to comment on the “rent free” plague.

 

[greenstone]

I know you got one for Jon Jones

 

[Rum]

9) TAPPING TO STRIKES: SO remember how it was said,that you must give your opponents all the props because the fans want a conclusive ending? WHAT is more conclusive than tapping to strikes,when you known for sure that the battle is lost?
Unfortunatley this changes the entire complexion of the ending of the fight from conclusive to outright ridicule.
The fans would obviously never tap to strikes,how can we accept a fighter doing it?? It shows total mental weakness. Its obvious that Georges doesnt have what it takes to be a champion.

This thread rules, but when you add them you should edit them into your OP.

 

[Kono dio da!]

14) unless you're conservative NEVER talk politics. Don't you know? Unless you're red in the face, screaming right wing rhetoric, mma fans don't want to hear it. Take your bernie loving Cuckcake asses out of here. And never ever ever complain about racism. Ever. We're all colour blind here. If anything you're probably the problem it's all in your head... Tyron.

15) unless you're conor, never turn down a fight. Even if that fight doesn't make sense. Even if the fans and the ufc are forcing you to fight somekne OUTSIDE your weight class, just to make you lose like dj vs tj, without appropriate paybump, don't complain. If you do you're a "pussy".

16) never go against the house. Dana white is God as far you're concerned. You're nothing without him. Don't even think of arguing with him if he decides that the sky is orange. Fuck anti-establishment cuck lords.

 

[HHJ]

This thread rules, but when you add them you should edit them into your OP.

Eventually I will.

 

[HHJ]

16) never go against the house. Dana white is God as far you're concerned. You're nothing without him. Don't even think of arguing with him if he decides that the sky is orange. Fuck anti-establishment cuck lords.

It seems like the fans are very divided here,changing their opinions almost daily about this. It all depends on who is obstructing direct action.

If its the UFC who wants a short notice fight with no upside,and the fighter opts to not fight at all,that fighter gets torn apart."uhh you think you have power,lol you dont have shit,you do whatever the ufc says!" like when Khabib says he is in no hurry to fight Conor again. But if you have a guy like Covington,whose gimmick is that he doesnt care about what Dana says,thers alot of people who go along with it for that reason alone. Some people love it whenever anything that means alot to Dana and the UFC fails. They actually love to see anyone who build any momentum to crash and burn.Very odd. Ill address that in another post.

 

[HHJ]

I know you got one for Jon Jones

Jones is a very complicated case. Ill try.

 

[HHJ]

I am accepting of any people's ideas,but i am using my own numbering system to avoid confusion.

15) DO NOT EVER TALK ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE STRUGGLES

Dont wanna know. It is only a way to get sympathy,obviously. Every single time. Suffer in silence. Big book of excuses yadda yadda. This gets in the way of fights we could be having,or dims the shine of times you lost that we were happy about back then.

/sarcasm

 

[Kono dio da!]

It seems like the fans are very divided here,changing their opinions almost daily about this. It all depends on who is obstructing direct action.

If its the UFC who wants a short notice fight with no upside,and the fighter opts to not fight at all,that fighter gets torn apart."uhh you think you have power,lol you dont have shit,you do whatever the ufc says!" like when Khabib says he is in no hurry to fight Conor again. But if you have a guy like Covington,whose gimmick is that he doesnt care about what Dana says,thers alot of people who go along with it for that reason alone. Some people love it whenever anything that means alot to Dana and the UFC fails. They actually love to see anyone who build any momentum to crash and burn.Very odd. Ill address that in another post.

Just doesn't make sense to me for fans to ever side with the establishment under any circumstances ever. It's baffling.

 

[DeeDubb]

Don't ever make any comments about racism. Us white fans know it exists, but we don't want to hear about it.

 

[HHJ]

Just doesn't make sense to me for fans to ever side with the establishment under any circumstances ever. It's baffling.

They really pick and choose all the time.
They got back and forth between hating dana and the ufc,to laughing at the fighter for daring to go against their wishes in any fashion.

 

[HHJ]

Don't ever make any comments about racism. Us white fans know it exists, but we don't want to hear about it.

Hm interesting. Besides Tyron,who regularly brings this up?

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Don't ever accept a title fight if you're coming off a loss, even if a loss was to the champion or an injured contender. Turn that shot down and fucking earn your way back to the title you pussy.

 

[HHJ]

Don't ever accept a title fight if you're coming off a loss, even if a loss was to the champion or an injured contender. Turn that shot down and fucking earn your way back to the title you pussy.

It would seem the majority seem to favor Aldo getting the shot in this instance despite that this is wrong.

 

[Deleted member 512089]

CODE OF CONDUCT:

1) Do NOT pull out of a fight for any reason,especially the week of. People put set aside their valuable free time to stream this fight illegally and it is an unparadonable SIN to disrupt the flow of the entire MMA world by pulling out of a fight,which is automatically considered ducking. Training for 2 or 3 months,doing all the press,only to decide to pull out due to injury? Obviously shook,scared to take the fight,no,fine,theyd rather not get paid,the sole reason for being a fighter in the first place.

2) If you are a Woman,pander to the males,make them think theyve got a shot. Definitley DO NOT under any circumstances,talk shit. This is not permitted and the entire fanbase will hate you. What males do to normally hype up a fight makes a woman literally Hitler for doing the same.

3) Do NOT lose. You def suck if that happens.

4) Following a loss,anything less than fellating your opponent in the post fight is not accepted. If you had an injury,cant talk about it,if you had issues cutting weight,cant talk about it. If you actually still have hard feelings about the person who beat you,well SUCK IT UP and say their the best and how much you suck,cos if you dont,the fans of the winner dont get their conclusive story book ending. How fuckin dare you. Everything you just said gets put in BIG BOOK OF EXCUSES. Also,you arent allowed to hide from the media in the days to come. You have to put up a brave front and make sure everyone knows how busted up your face is,and how it hasnt affected you in any way.

5) Dont cut any weight,otherwise you are a bully,destroying smaller guys (who miraculously dont also cut weight too,in this particular instance)

6) DONT SWITCH TEAMS. That is CREONTE,and not accepted,unless the fans are ok with it somehow.
.....Fuckin Traitor.

7) IF A FOUL IS COMMITTED. Def have to keep fighting no matter what. Dont take the full 5 mins,either you fuckin pussy. BE A MAN. Conclusive results my dude,Deadass.

8) Accepting a big money fight from a non contender. Now if your the champ,the UFC might offer you a fight with a big name for big money instead of the number one contender. Do not accept this offer under any circumstances. Oh that money will help you and your family? Family??? FUCK YOUR FAMILY!

Will add to it when i think of more.

Hahaha this post is HI-LA-RIOUS !!

Props man !!

 

[Deleted member 512089]

Please add these two

- don't tap to a choke

If you tap to a choke you were OBVIOUSLY choosing the way out. How dare you not go incounscious and risk permanent brain damage. proof of weak heart, be ready to be called that for the rest of your career. Total puss move.

- Do not under any condition ever WRESTLE

Like EVER. If you push your opponent against the cage and work position or if you take him down and try to pass guard you're BORING. Even if you land 500 punches in a round and rearrange your opponent face that doesn't matter, you're a blanket ! Also when striking do not pick your shots. Get up and slug it out for the fence like a real man. Hell with strategy