ALWAYS order your pizza "well done"

[Brom Bones]

If you don't already do this, trust me, you need to start. Just ask the person when ordering at the store or on the phone (does anybody still do that?). Online there will either be an option in the menu or you can state it in the "additional instructions" box.

Even at a joint like Little Ceasars, if you ask for it, you will get a fresh pie (if you're willing to wait). If they tell you they already do cook it well done, reply with, "Just testing y'all." Getting an undercooked pizza is a travesty. Fight against this injustice!

 

[IReallyDoTrainUFC]

You shouldn't eat pizza. Too many carbs.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

When I worked st Mountain Mike’s this one guy always ordered his pizza “extra crispy.” When we asked what he meant, he meant he wanted us to send it through the oven twice. So we did. It was all burned. That’s how he wanted it every time. Fucking weirdo.

 

[TidWell]

If you don't already do this, trust me, you need to start. Just ask the person when ordering at the store or on the phone (does anybody still do that?). Online there will either be an option in the menu or you can state it in the "additional instructions" box.

Even at a joint like Little Ceasars, if you ask for it, you will get a fresh pie (if you're willing to wait). If they tell you they already do cook it well done, reply with, "Just testing y'all." Getting an undercooked pizza is a travesty. Fight against this injustice!

Undercook pizza? You will rarely ever get that, undercooked means the dough is still wet and hasnt fully cooked, most pizza joints know what they are doing and if you get it undercooked they should give you a full refund and free pizza thats the ultimate sin as well as hard overcooked pizza.

The worst is an overcooked pizza hard like a brick that shit will not digest and get ceamped up in your intestines causing constipation for a day or two.

Its like trying to digest concrete your stomach acid will have trouble with that tough burnt dough

Just be like everyone else and eat pizza freshly baked.

 

[Lovestorm]

Only a powerful moron would manage to under cook a pizza.

 

[HereticBD]

I always request medium rare, and then wait for the awkward silence on the other end of the line.

 

[Brom Bones]

Undercook pizza? You will rarely ever get that, undercooked means the dough is still wet and hasnt fully cooked, most pizza joints know what they are doing and if you get it undercooked they should give you a full refund and free pizza thats the ultimate sin as well as hard overcooked pizza.

The worst is an overcooked pizza hard like a brick that shit will not digest and get ceamped up in your intestines causing constipation for a day or two.

Its like trying to digest concrete your stomach acid will have trouble with that tough burnt dough

Just be like everyone else and eat pizza freshly baked.

I didn't mean that the dough was undercooked. Just that if it doesn't have those beautiful brown spots on the crust and cheese, it's undercooked. Like Little Ceasars cooks so many of the Hot and Ready that they'll cook it until it's done, but not to the point where it's really good.

My point was it's better to overcook a pizza a little than to undercook it a little (where you don't get any browning, which equal flavor).

 

[bad seed]

If you don't already do this, trust me, you need to start. Just ask the person when ordering at the store or on the phone (does anybody still do that?). Online there will either be an option in the menu or you can state it in the "additional instructions" box.

Even at a joint like Little Ceasars, if you ask for it, you will get a fresh pie (if you're willing to wait). If they tell you they already do cook it well done, reply with, "Just testing y'all." Getting an undercooked pizza is a travesty. Fight against this injustice!

stop trying to be @Clippy

 

[Peteyandjia]

If getting undercooked or stale pizza is an actual problem in your life, then you are going to some shit joints.

 

[Clippy]

When you have a leftover slice of pizza the next day

WAIT! DON'T MICROWAVE IT

Turn your toaster sideways and carefully stick it in and toast that bitch

 

[dc007]

More importantly, go to get pizza right before they close and they'll throw you free slices or garlic knots.

 

[TidWell]

I didn't mean that the dough was undercooked. Just that if it doesn't have those beautiful brown spots on the crust and cheese, it's undercooked. Like Little Ceasars cooks so many of the Hot and Ready that they'll cook it until it's done, but not to the point where it's really good.

My point was it's better to overcook a pizza a little than to undercook it a little (where you don't get any browning, which equal flavor).

Well you should use a diferent term lol, undercooked usually means the dough is not cooked. You talking about the toppings and crust not having the slight golden crisp to it. Yeah i hate that as well, all you have to do is tell them make sure the toppings ans crust are golden brown and they will cook it just right. I hate when the pepperoni doesnt have some crisp to it. Cheese without the brown spots is also a no no. I see your point now.

 

[TidWell]

If getting undercooked or stale pizza is an actual problem in your life, then you are going to some shit joints.

Yeah that place would be done, ask any pizza owner an undercooked pizza and overcooked pizza are sins in the pizza world, you have to go to a really shitty pizza place.

 

[Clippy]

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[jefferz]

You shouldn't eat pizza. Too many carbs.

You sir can fuck right off.

 

[dormammu]

@Brom Bones

Is that you Robin, from the otbva

 

[Arthur Morgan]

You shouldn't eat pizza. Too many carbs.

Everyone should eat pizza. It is the greatest man made invention!

 

[Turtlejuice]

When you have a leftover slice of pizza the next day

WAIT! DON'T MICROWAVE IT

Turn your toaster sideways and carefully stick it in and toast that bitch

But what if you accidentally put the toaster on the wrong side and toast your pizza upside down? Just stick it under the grill tbh.

 

[Clippy]

But what if you accidentally put the toaster on the wrong side and toast your pizza upside down? Just stick it under the grill tbh.

Nothing you can do will be awesome as what a toaster can do - it's a rectangular prism of fantastigasms

 

[bad seed]

When you have a leftover slice of pizza the next day

WAIT! DON'T MICROWAVE IT

Turn your toaster sideways and carefully stick it in and toast that bitch

...or use a toaster oven.