ALWAYS order your pizza "well done"

lol who deleted all my Cormier heads

REVEAL YOURSELVES
 
So many food groups in one dish. Possibly the freatest culinary feat of all times.
 
When you have a leftover slice of pizza the next day

WAIT! DON'T MICROWAVE IT

Turn your toaster sideways and carefully stick it in and toast that bitch

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Genius. You're ahead of your time.
 
When I worked st Mountain Mike’s this one guy always ordered his pizza “extra crispy.” When we asked what he meant, he meant he wanted us to send it through the oven twice. So we did. It was all burned. That’s how he wanted it every time. Fucking weirdo.

Idk why, but this made me lol

Anyways, the best level of cooking depends on the crust style to me.
 
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