You shouldn't eat pizza. Too many carbs.
You shouldn't eat pizza. Too many carbs.
Genius. You're ahead of your time.When you have a leftover slice of pizza the next day
WAIT! DON'T MICROWAVE IT
Turn your toaster sideways and carefully stick it in and toast that bitch
When I worked st Mountain Mike’s this one guy always ordered his pizza “extra crispy.” When we asked what he meant, he meant he wanted us to send it through the oven twice. So we did. It was all burned. That’s how he wanted it every time. Fucking weirdo.
Effeminate fat rolls are gayer than that statement.gayest thing ever said in the history of the internet.