Alternative Pyramid Theories

[loyalyolayal]

Aliens

 

[WarRampage]

Seems like they used it as some type of energy producing machine.. how did they know to place it where the earth is highly magnetic and energetic ? Why does it mirror Orion's Belt? I'm tellin you some mind blowing type of knowledge we can't even begin to fathom was lost some point in history.. Why the huge race to cover up and destroy this knowledge ?? Why did all the civilizations across the globe build these monuments with no connection to each other with striking resemblance and astrological positioning?? Shit is crazy to think about

 

[John Wang]

Since the pyramids are chronologically placed on the due east, west, north, and south plane, we can determine that their general distance from any other major pyramid is congruent with the fact that they point at the constellation orion. In the orion system, it is said that many ancestors would live in this system due to its weak gravitational affects on the mind, body and soul. Life forms would grow to much larger than 8 - 9 feet tall in this sector of the universe, and that is why the pyramids are here.

 

[DoomPatrol]

Explain them overcoming the physical limitations that today's machinery could not beat

Today's machinery could absolutely beat what they did if we wanted. Are you fucking serious? We have electron microscopes and GPS that's accurate to a square meter. We've sent people to the moon multiple times. Our technology and capabilities are well beyond theirs. All they did was align a damned pyramid and you act like we can't do that. We can measure way more precisely than they did. If you're asking why the single comparison, the Meridian Building, isn't as closely aligned, then you should ask them. There's several plausible reasons why from sloppy construction to foundation requirements to money to not giving a shit about that less than a degree deflection.

What type of silly shit are you smoking?

 

[andnowweknow]

Since the pyramids are chronologically placed on the due east, west, north, and south plane, we can determine that their general distance from any other major pyramid is congruent with the fact that they point at the constellation orion. In the orion system, it is said that many ancestors would live in this system due to its weak gravitational affects on the mind, body and soul. Life forms would grow to much larger than 8 - 9 feet tall in this sector of the universe, and that is why the pyramids are here.

I would love to get super high and listen to you talk lol

 

[andnowweknow]

Today's machinery could absolutely beat what they did if we wanted. Are you fucking serious? We have electron microscopes and GPS that's accurate to a square meter. We've sent people to the moon multiple times. Our technology and capabilities are well beyond theirs. All they did was align a damned pyramid and you act like we can't do that. We can measure way more precisely than they did. If you're asking why the single comparison, the Meridian Building, isn't as closely aligned, then you should ask them. There's several plausible reasons why from sloppy construction to foundation requirements to money to not giving a shit about that less than a degree deflection.

What type of silly shit are you smoking?

We don't build things today like the Great Pyramid because it is unnecessarily difficult to do an we don't have a need for it. Of course we could do it, but it would require the creation of a completely new set of custom apparatus (specifically cranes) in order to do.

You calling it "just a fucking pyramid" again speaks to how little you understand the scope of cutting, quarrying, aligning and placing accurately 2.4 million blocks that weigh from 1to 100 tons.

The internal structure and planning itself would require a nightmarish level of planning, it would be by far the most expensive single building project in modern history...

Estimates by the same Indiana quaary that supplied the Empire State Building state is would take 20 years with modern equipment to cut, quarry and move the stone (at full capacity, no other ongoing work for the quarry) which speaks nothing of actually building the thing.

Again, it could be done, but you have no clue acting as if this would be some simple operation.

 

[DoomPatrol]

We don't build things today like the Great Pyramid because it is unnecessarily difficult to do an we don't have a need for it. Of course we could do it, but it would require the creation of a completely new set of custom apparatus (specifically cranes) in order to do.

You calling it "just a fucking pyramid" again speaks to how little you understand the scope of cutting, quarrying, aligning and placing accurately 2.4 million blocks that weigh from 1to 100 tons.

The internal structure and planning itself would require a nightmarish level of planning, it would be by far the most expensive single building project in modern history...

Estimates by the same Indiana quaary that supplied the Empire State Building state is would take 20 years with modern equipment to cut, quarry and move the stone (at full capacity, no other ongoing work for the quarry) which speaks nothing of actually building the thing.

Again, it could be done, but you have no clue acting as if this would be some simple operation.

I absolutely understand the scope of effort. It's still just a pyramid. The most structurally sound of all building shapes. It's not like they put a 100 story high rise up with light steel. They stacked heavy large blocks in a line. You have no clue because nobody in modern times has bothered to replicate the feat. It's insanely irritating listening to you keep dismissing the capabilities of these people. It's not at all nightmarish levels of planning or construction. It's definitely hard, but it's completely possible and the results speak for themselves.

So unless you want to tell me they had magical equipment that was "lost in time" or had outside help from aliens, then you should stop acting like they weren't capable because they were. Again, construction is literally my job. I don't know what you do on a day to day basis, but ensuring construction progress and making complicated jobs happen is what I do. People like you do this shit all the time pretending like our ancestors weren't intelligent enough to use the tools at hand.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

@andnowweknow I tried to warn you about that jgarner guy. WHY does nobody listen to me when I tell them he's CLEARLY trolling! Nobody with reading comprehension could POSSIBLY misinterpret what Andknowweknow is saying itt as attributing the construction of the pyramids to aliens. wtf?! He's clearly not saying that.

But Jgarner is trolling the shit out of you bro. I wouldn't feed him if I were you. Just my opinion though.

 

[andnowweknow]

I absolutely understand the scope of effort. It's still just a pyramid. The most structurally sound of all building shapes. It's not like they put a 100 story high rise up with light steel. They stacked heavy large blocks in a line. You have no clue because nobody in modern times has bothered to replicate the feat. It's insanely irritating listening to you keep dismissing the capabilities of these people. It's not at all nightmarish levels of planning or construction. It's definitely hard, but it's completely possible and the results speak for themselves.

So unless you want to tell me they had magical equipment that was "lost in time" or had outside help from aliens, then you should stop acting like they weren't capable because they were. Again, construction is literally my job. I don't know what you do on a day to day basis, but ensuring construction progress and making complicated jobs happen is what I do. People like you do this shit all the time pretending like our ancestors weren't intelligent enough to use the tools at hand.

I'm starting lean towards just not replying to a crazy person at this point...I've said numerous times it clearly was human beings living in modern day Egypt that built this.

A 100 story skyrise is simple business for us today compared to recreating the Great Pyramid...I've laid these reasons out numerous times, yet you still want to talk about aliens and magic.

 

[DoomPatrol]

I'm starting lean towards just not replying to a crazy person at this point...I've said numerous times it clearly was human beings living in modern day Egypt that built this.

Then stop acting like the project was too difficult.

A 100 story skyrise is simple business for us today compared to recreating the Great Pyramid...I've laid these reasons out numerous times, yet you still want to talk about aliens and magic.

You're the one making this more complicated than it needs to be. I've had the same stance this entire discussion. You always seem to want the last word on how hard it is and how I don't understand how hard it is. I'm not the one blabbering about how the alignment is too good and the amount of material is too great.

 

[andnowweknow]

@andnowweknow I tried to warn you about that jgarner guy. WHY does nobody listen to me when I tell them he's CLEARLY trolling! Nobody with reading comprehension could POSSIBLY misinterpret what Andknowweknow is saying itt as attributing the construction of the pyramids to aliens. wtf?! He's clearly not saying that.

But Jgarner is trolling the shit out of you bro. I wouldn't feed him if I were you. Just my opinion though.

But he's got an engineering degree! Don't you jgarner

 

[DoomPatrol]

But he's got an engineering degree! Don't you jgarner

That I do. It's just hard to keep track of which crazy person says what. All you people saying stupid shit so often just starts to blend together.

 

[andnowweknow]

That I do. It's just hard to keep track of which crazy person says what. All you people saying stupid shit so often just starts to blend together.

Enjoy your day, work that degree brah!

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

That I do. It's just hard to keep track of which crazy person says what. All you people saying stupid shit so often just starts to blend together.

Honestly though, you have to admit the strong likelihood that there is no possible way human beings could have created the structures at the Giza Plateau. Not in the timeframe they were allegedly constructed in. Not with copper chisels and rock hammers. I will go as far as to say it's possible humans could have constructed them, but they couldn't have been people as we are today. They would have to have been much larger physically, and likely with much larger pre frontal cortexes. The sheer precision and grandeur size and scope of an engineering feat like that would be damn near impossible to pull off even today. Idc how many cranes they bring in, it would still take at minimum 120 years by today's standards to erect a structure like that. Not to mention we don't even know what that giant, ancient machine's purpose really was. Nobody today can figure it out.

 

[DoomPatrol]

Enjoy your day, work that degree brah!

My point below. You're agreeing with this man. He doesn't think human beings could have created the structures at Giza Plateau.

Honestly though, you have to admit the strong likelihood that there is no possible way human beings could have created the structures at the Giza Plateau. Not in the timeframe they were allegedly constructed in. Not with copper chisels and rock hammers. I will go as far as to say it's possible humans could have constructed them, but they couldn't have been people as we are today. They would have to have been much larger physically, and likely with much larger pre frontal cortexes. The sheer precision and grandeur size and scope of an engineering feat like that would be damn near impossible to pull off even today. Idc how many cranes they bring in, it would still take at minimum 120 years by today's standards to erect a structure like that. Not to mention we don't even know what that giant, ancient machine's purpose really was. Nobody today can figure it out.

And you guys are making fun of me?

 

[lifelessheap]

If you actually read even a small portion of my posts in this thread, you have utterly horrible reading comprehension if you took from it that I thought aliens helped. I've actually derided those sorts of ideas at every turn. Humans are the culprit for what we see at Giza, the orthodox representation of how, when and why is the issue...

And still, aligning a 14 acre footprint monument goes quite a bit beyond "they just took the time, that's all..."...No, that's not all. It speaks to a sophistication well beyond elbow grease, copper chisels and stone mallets, and a 20 year timeline of construction which is utterly ridiculous.

So what did they do that went 'beyond'? I feel like you are underestimating what humans can do when thousands of people get together to build something for multiple decades.

Hell, I've been amazed what I can build by myself when I dedicate a weekend. lol.

And I spent spent a decade on construction sites and it is absurd the amount of work that can get done, and the ingenuity of humans to solve problems is amazing. I can't even begin to imagine the insanity of dedicating thousands of people to a single project for decades.

But..... ermagod.... it points north

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

And you guys are making fun of me?

 

[DoomPatrol]

You're the one making wild statements

 

[lifelessheap]

exaggerated and not exactly true, nor do I believe humans have ever necessarily reached the heights we have today, though in some arenas they have been more "advanced". I believe humans could have done a lot of advancing that is unrecorded, but everyone agrees that's a possibility so nobody is making news on that front.

Regarding Ancient Egypt, it makes zero sense to go from nomadic existence to the great pyramid at Giza in about 300 years. And yes, to some extent or another, the general premise that shit hit the fan about 12k years ago with global events book ending the Younger Dryas probably explains a lot of why "history" just "begins" around 6,500BC in terms of organized civilization yet we find ourselves (homo sapien sapien) beging at least 180k years old. The fact we have almost zero historical accounting of what humans were doing culturally prior to Sumer and Egypt is unsettling at best.

300 years is an eternity for humans. Scientific revolutions can cause massive upheavals and changes in a human society. I mean, when I was a child nobody could afford a computer. They were too expensive and extremely limited in what they could do. Fast forward a mere 3 decades and I now have a super computer in my pocket that can access all the information on the planet anywhere I go.

Hell, go back a 100 years and do you think anybody would believe that humans today could travel anywhere on the Earth in a single day? Flight went from not existing to being a global thing for all humans in a century.

Insane things can happen and massive changes can happen in decades, so I don't understand why you think 300 years is some short time period.

 

[andnowweknow]

300 years is an eternity for humans. Scientific revolutions can cause massive upheavals and changes in a human society. I mean, when I was a child nobody could afford a computer. They were too expensive and extremely limited in what they could do. Fast forward a mere 3 decades and I now have a super computer in my pocket that can access all the information on the planet anywhere I go.

Hell, go back a 100 years and do you think anybody would believe that humans today could travel anywhere on the Earth in a single day? Flight went from not existing to being a global thing for all humans in a century.

Insane things can happen and massive changes can happen in decades, so I don't understand why you think 300 years is some short time period.

Something insane did happen with the contruction of the Great Pyramid at Giza, I'm not denying that and I'm not denying it was human beings just like us.