Food & Drink Almost got into a fight at Golden Corral

[GSP_37]

Stand in line like everyone else, biotch. You're not a princess.

I hate when I'm in line and some asshole clearly there after me stands like parallel with me as if trying to cut in line. You come later, you stand behind, not parallel. Some people just have to try to screw over others no matter what.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

You should have asked for her proof of ID.

 

[Swiftie]

Try that at a Waffle House and you'll get stabbed.

 

[Versez]

You were right my man, geez I'd never ask anyone to do that on my son's birthday, fuck that guy.

Shame you didn't throw down, you might have made the Street Coliseum! I can't believe how many fights there are at restaurants and chain burger joints, seen a lot at Waffle House for one (vids on the internet I mean)

How about you and me meet at a McDonald’s nearby ? Then we proceed to fight…

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

How about you and me meet at a McDonald’s nearby ? Then we proceed to fight…

No way you'd welch!

 

[Versez]

No way you'd welch!

I’ll even pay you the meal if you show up … this kind of offer won’t happen twice …

 

[BFoe]

pedro pascal grabbed my ass in an elevator

Damn, he should’ve at least taken you to dinner at Golden Corral first.

 

[Slobodan]

Nice to see you back man, it's been ages. Your threads always cracked me up.

 

[Stoic1]

Mmmmm... Golden corral.

We call it the Elephant Walk.

 

[Streeter]

Only read title. 1. Never EVER EVER go to Golden Coral first week of month . You asking for trouble .. 2. Never go Sunday afternoon - the Church crowd maybe righteous from.9 to noon ......... buy get in the way of their food and look out.

 

[BoogerDawson]

I would said, "What a coincidence. It's my birthday also. No!"

 

[Swamps]

Some I love me some Golden Corral breakfast buffets the made to order omlette with steak amazing. So I was waiting in line for my omy when some asshole goes “can my kid cut you it’s her birthday?” Hell no she can wait like everybody else he then proceeds to get loud calling me an asshole and that I’m fucking up his daughters birthday. The staff saw the whole thing and did nothing… am I in the wrong?

Nah, you should have kicked his ass then took his daughter's plate of food. Then pour syrup all over the dude.

 

[Fedorgasm]

The only part of this story that's true is that you went to Golden corral

 

[ChrisBenoit]

Shoukd of threw a bag of skittles at the girl and hit the dad in tbe dick with a pot of flowers

 

[My Spot]

Shoukd of threw a bag of skittles at the girl and hit the dad in tbe dick with a pot of flowers

Or put them in the Crippler Crossface.

 

[ChrisBN]

On a side note, generally speaking: if your stories are always "i almost did xyz" and never "i just did xyz"- you werent actually close to doing xyz.

 

[GSP_37]

The other day I had the green light and was going to turn right, but I saw this black Tesla going super fast and not likely to stop like the cars already stopped in the lanes besides his. I thought maybe it's the Tesla driver's birthday and he thinks he's special so doesn't need to obey traffic rules and can speed and murder anyone in his path, so I waited until he zoomed by before turning. I'm guessing someone let him cut in line when he was a little kid.

 

[Legumes]

Were you in a fast food related coma the last five years or so(I clicked your username since I haven't seen it in around here in a long time)?

 

[I Am Legion]

Where I live us middle class folk of all races gave up on buffets. They have been taken over by the bonnet and fuzzy slipper wearing Carnival Cruise crowd. Always a fight, always drama, dine and dash, cops. Many have closed or moved into actual ghetto neighborhoods. Lines aren't recognized, the biggest and fattest go to the front lol. We have an Old Country Buffet that the locals keep trying to get closed due to noise and issues. We don't have Waffle House so this is where the shit goes down. We CAN go to Brazilian Churrascarias. Expensive enough to keep the riff raff out, great food. I don't think I could eat crappy buffet anymore anyway. Like an instant laxative.