GFstealinBadGuy
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So i'm at the movie "signs" tonight...
these FUCKS like 5 seats down would NOT shut up. The WHOLE movie they commentated....
OH, whats gonna happeN? don't open that door, mel! oh look, an alien!"
I said "shhh" a few times hoping they would get the picture. Nope. The fuckers kept talking....
I tried slow breathing techniques to keep my cool...
THEN I said fuck it, just turned to them and said "can you people SHUT THE FUCK UP?" I'M trying to watch the movie"....
This white trash dude says "you talkin' to me???"
I said yeah, keep your filthy mouth shut. He said "OH YEAH?"
I said yeah, and if you don't shut up i'm gonna bitch slap that mullet right off your fucking head.
I walked right over to the guy and said whats up bitch stand up...Half the movie theater turns around...
Not only was the dude scared to stand up, his 300 lb wife/gf stands up and says fuck you blah blah....I said sit the fuck down, carney before I pimp slap you too...I kept my cool knowing there were about 200 witnesses there...
LOL...I swear the whole 3 rows around me wanted to give me a medal afterward for shutting these fuckers up. Next time I'm going to have my gf go pull the car around front so I can assault these fuckers and run like hell....fuckin commentators!!!!!!!!!
these FUCKS like 5 seats down would NOT shut up. The WHOLE movie they commentated....
OH, whats gonna happeN? don't open that door, mel! oh look, an alien!"
I said "shhh" a few times hoping they would get the picture. Nope. The fuckers kept talking....
I tried slow breathing techniques to keep my cool...
THEN I said fuck it, just turned to them and said "can you people SHUT THE FUCK UP?" I'M trying to watch the movie"....
This white trash dude says "you talkin' to me???"
I said yeah, keep your filthy mouth shut. He said "OH YEAH?"
I said yeah, and if you don't shut up i'm gonna bitch slap that mullet right off your fucking head.
I walked right over to the guy and said whats up bitch stand up...Half the movie theater turns around...
Not only was the dude scared to stand up, his 300 lb wife/gf stands up and says fuck you blah blah....I said sit the fuck down, carney before I pimp slap you too...I kept my cool knowing there were about 200 witnesses there...
LOL...I swear the whole 3 rows around me wanted to give me a medal afterward for shutting these fuckers up. Next time I'm going to have my gf go pull the car around front so I can assault these fuckers and run like hell....fuckin commentators!!!!!!!!!