Media Alistair Overeem (Ubereem) on how to get Big

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  1. CBohl

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    Cliffs:
    1. Eat beef
    2. Train
    3. Sleep
    4. Genetics
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    Wake up I eat

    Train I eat

    Sleep I eat

    I like beef

    Chicken beef, cow beef, fish beef
    But horse beef is the best
     
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    Is it 2011 again?
     
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    Fuck I wish we could have Ubereem back.
     
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    How come he spells "Horsemeat" b-e-e-f?
     
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    How to become as big as Ubereem? For your average Joe it would simply be a diet of beef (cow beef, horse beef, nut beef and quark beef to be precise).

    But for the average Sherdogger to shrink down to Ubereem's size, you'd have to put us in Auschwitz for a few years, followed by a height cutting diet. Only then would our 6'10 300 pound 9% bodyfat stature shrink down to Ubereem's proportions.
     
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    Where the steroids at?
     
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    Just gotta have the right training partners..
     
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    Why does he do this!? Oh my God, lmao. Wtf is wrong with him? <Lmaoo>

    Also...wtf is wrong with that interviewer? <45>Do they have a history I'm not aware of?
     
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    Hey I'm doing my best....
     
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    you don't need beef...you need protein...you can get protein in many different forms...you can get that with just some eggs and tuna...
     
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    In the beef (don't tell anybody...it's his secret).
     
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    Gotta have typical sherbro genes.
     
  17. mkt

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    Ubereem needed a lot more than beef, eggs or tuna.
     
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    Egg beef?
     
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    This is like asking a bank robber how to make a lot of money...and they give you some lines about working hard, thinking outside the box, learning how to sell, etc.
     
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    Threetrees The King of Wit and Reason

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    Quark beef{<jordan}
     

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