Alex Pereira can become a GOAT, here's how:

[GiganticMeat]

Hello all. Chama

Vitamin C

A typical 155-pound GOAT produces 13,000 milligrams of vitamin C a day. A human expecting to reach peak performance therefore should look into super-dosing vitamin C. Vitamin C buffers stress and can boost athletic performance


Diet

A true GOAT eats almost anything it comes across. GOATs are renowned for their ability to survive on almost anything in the wild


Mountain climbing

Mountain climbing, especially in such extreme conditions is a fantastic way to condition one's body


Hair and horn transplants

While Alex does not appear to be balding, I don't think he's as hairy as a GOAT.


Quadrupedal gait



Finally, we can see that to more closely mimic a GOAT, a human can train to run quadrupedally at alarming speeds. No offense to the runner in the video, but just imagine a top athlete like Pereira

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Cmon man

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Is this vid on topic? I can't really tell.

At very least @GiganticMeat might get a few more ideas for the OP.

 

[GiganticMeat]

Is this vid on topic? I can't really tell.

At very least @GiganticMeat might get a few more ideas for the OP.

It's brilliant. Or at the very least it saves Alex a lot of trouble learning the last step! He can travel into battle on his pack GOAT instead

Idk if the UFC will allow it. Maybe he's becoming one with the GOAT spirit? I really didn't mention the spiritual. Alex is a very spiritual guy

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

It's brilliant. Or at the very least it saves Alex a lot of trouble learning the last step! He can travel into battle on his pack GOAT instead

Idk if the UFC will allow it. Maybe he's becoming one with the GOAT spirit? I really didn't mention the spiritual. Alex is a very spiritual guy

Indeed he is.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

 

[World eater]

Finally a proper goat thread.

 

[GiganticMeat]

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Stay on topic please. Pereira needs all of us to put our heads together if he's to beat Ankalaev and Jon Aspinall at HW

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

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I was wondering how it wasn't there already tbh

 

[GiganticMeat]

Cmon we have a thread jebaiting everyone with false fighter payouts, another GOAT thread may not be original but it won't hurt

 

[humdizzle]

goats are vegan though

 

[GiganticMeat]

goats are vegan though

Well I did suggest he start doing weed(s)

 

[TheTribalQueef]

Jon Jones
GSP
Anderson Silva

Alex is in none of those classes and doesn't have a body of work that matches any of them.

 

[RockyLockridge]

lol I like the premise of the thread because it's unlikely Poatan will ever be the greatest of all time, he may just have to settle for this.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[GiganticMeat]

Is it any coincidence Jon Jones has that on-all-fours/crawling start as a strategy? I almost put that in!

 

[Xuh]

also, mods should change 'the lightweights' back to 'the wasteland'

 

[Sasha]

I think it's important to practice the language with actual goats. My french goat accent is terrible, goats see immediately that I'm not from goatland. Beeêêēëĕ. See ?

 

[NoStoneUnturned]

 

[AldoStillGoat]