Crime Aggressive’ monkey with Covid and STIs running loose in Mississippi

[Cool Hand Luke]

remember to wear a condom

fuck that, where the thrill in that?

 

[lsa]

I thought I posted this in the Charlie Kirk thread.

Well you thought wrong or are you calling Charlie an STI riddle monkey??

 

[lsa]

fuck that, where the thrill in that?

YOLO?
I am pretty sure monkey AIDS makes your dick fall off

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

YOLO?
I am pretty sure monkey AIDS makes your dick fall off

hasn't yet

 

[lsa]

hasn't yet

the day is ´not over

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

the day is ´not over

I shit bigger'n you

 

[lsa]

I shit bigger'n you

that gotta hurt.
I am pretty big

 

[HockeyBjj]

This is absolutely how a zombie apocalypse movie would start

 

[lsa]

This is absolutely how a zombie apocalypse movie would start

Lets be honest... this is the beginning of the end.

 

[eddymotto]

remember to wear a condom

even for oral

 

[USA!USA!]

I’ve had both Covid & herp, therefore I am immune (I’m told that’s how it works) and ready to rule over all survivors in the wasteland

 

[Osculater]

I’ve had both Covid & herp, therefore I am immune (I’m told that’s how it works) and ready to rule over all survivors in the wasteland

How many times they made you bang t3h monkey?

 

[Batjester]

Well you thought wrong or are you calling Charlie an STI riddle monkey??

STI Covid monkeys are behind his murder. They were the 2nd gunmen (gunape?).

 

[Anewt]

I wonder if monkey pox is one of the sti's?

Monkeypox in the United States and Around the World: Current Situation

Learn about the current monkeypox situation around the world

www.cdc.gov

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Don't worry. Us Sherbros can handle the zombie apocalypse.

What the fuck was this part of the movie about?! Just bonkers.

 

[PEB]

This is absolutely how a zombie apocalypse movie would starts

The team is on the scene nothing to worry about at all. EDIT: Just in time for Hurricane season too a bit problematic.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

Why the hell does a monkey have STIs

This thing raises some eyebrows, no wonder it bolted the first chance it got

Rhesus Macaques naturally carry the herpes virus - they didn't deliberately infect the monkey with herpes. As for the other STDs the monkey is carrying, that is on the scientists.

 

[ShinkanPo]

You should protest this! No Chimps#