After 3 decades i finally lost a fight

[Danger Dave]

I lost my first fight to the walmart parkinglot.

Shitty way to lose my undefeated streak of 3 decades......

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

Wow sorry to hear that. I lost a fair share of fights in my time. Did you get stitches for that cut?

 

[Drain Bamage]

 

[Parmenides]

Walmart ran out of toilet paper again?

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

I lost my first fight to the walmart parkinglot.

Shitty way to lose my undefeated streak of 3 decades......

Some kid you sold legos to beat you up?

 

[Zer]

Didn't you have another thread about fucking yourself up at Walmart and cauterizing the wound yourself?

I think Walmart are trying to keep him out and these are just cover stories. Dudes hair is dangerously close to a Travis Bickle

 

[Danger Dave]

Wow sorry to hear that. I lost a fair share of fights in my time. Did you get stitches for that cut?

i have never been a fan of stiches since football freshman year. a little vaseline and im good to go

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Was there a greeter there with one arm?

I'm sure TS was merely trying to get his son a new tank top.

Didn't deserve this.

 

[genecop]

How about some detail Dave?

 

[misterfurious]

Looks like you lost a round to your barber as well.

 

[Danger Dave]

Didn't you have another thread about fucking yourself up at Walmart and cauterizing the wound yourself?

I think Walmart are trying to keep him out and these are just cover stories

I do but im just showing you that there are still some men in this world. When i got home after this photo i took a shower then took a lighter to my wound. Nothing in life scares me anymore. Not even pain.

And i get to walk away with a really cool scar. Not that i need it but it is going to get me laid way more.

 

[fungi]

I lost my first fight to the walmart parkinglot.

Shitty way to lose my undefeated streak of 3 decades......

Congrats!
I mean condolences.
Should we shoop yo ass now?

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

Looks like you lost a round to your barber as well.

lol

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

Did you tell him that you are 'the danger'.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Well, what happened?

 

[Fluffernutter]

Were you at Walmart to buy more Ajax?

 

[Robocok]

Well, what happened?

I concur.

 

[snowbro]

I do but im just showing you that there are still some men in this world. When i got home after this photo i took a shower then took a lighter to my wound. Nothing in life scares me anymore. Not even pain.

And i get to walk away with a really cool scar. Not that i need it but it is going to get me laid way more.

Nothing except for stitches?

 

[chosey whales]

Full story the long version

 

[forum poster]

I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL