AEW AEW LXXIX: Main Event UNO

[Stargazer Rex]

Pop Tart brand or store brand?

Pop tart brand!

 

[Frank23]

Pop tart brand!

 

[Batjester]

This isn't how you get people hyped for a ppv.

 

[Based God]

I ate so many brown sugar Pop Tarts in Afghanistan and Iraq. Feel like the Army gave Pop Tarts billions of dollars and was just like "give us all the brown sugar flavor you got".

We'd run out of regular food sometimes, but would always have brown sugar Pop Tarts and red Gatorade <Lmaoo>

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

This isn't how you get people hyped for a ppv.

Short of Jeff Jarrett and Big Kenny scrapping their entire plans, getting into a heated exchange and booking a one on one mat classic, there was nothing they could do to convince me tonight

 

[Frank23]

This isn't how you get people hyped for a ppv.

This might be how you win the Wrestling Observer Newsletter Promoter and Booker of the year, though.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

What's that move called? - Chris Jericho <Lmaoo>

 

[Based God]

Shut up Ruby, you should still go be a waitress at a dive bar.

and then let me pick you up after last call and we can both have regrets the next day.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

That's how you squash a TWERP!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

That's how you squash a TWERP!

Doesn't even need a shower after!

 

[Based God]

Renee looking like she should be a waitress at a dive bar too.

She's getting that sloppy washed up look.....and I'm in to it.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Takeashita would be wise to acquire the services of Don Callis.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

They don't call him The Hand That Rocks The Cradle for nothing, Take-a-shita!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Mark saying "rasslin'" as the good Lord intended!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Mexican and white relations are thriving in AEW. Ya love to see it. Thank you, Mr Khan!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Swerve can't be happy about this pairing

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Going from the #1 linemen in the country to AEW Rampage

You fucked up!
You fucked up!
You fucked up!

 

[Based God]

Grandpa hair and now a wizard robe.

What is Keith Lee doing <Lmaoo>

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Grandpa hair and now a wizard robe.

What is Keith Lee doing <Lmaoo>

Keith Lee watched Lord of the Rings once.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

the former offensive lineman was the No. 20 overall interior offensive lineman in the nation, while also being the No. 32 overall recruit out of Florida, and the No. 244 recruit overall

JR needs to check his sources. I knew that didnt sound right