AEW AEW CXXXII: TIMELESS

[Based God]

Well it was supposed to be in a stadium because that's been the theme of previous grand slams.

I missed this one earlier and don't really want to carry on the discussion, but it was called Grand Slam because it was held at the tennis venue that holds the US Open which is one of the 4 tennis grand slam tournaments. It was named as a tennis theme for Arthur Ashe.

 

[Batjester]

I missed this one earlier and don't really want to carry on the discussion, but it was called Grand Slam because it was held at the tennis venue that holds the US Open which is one of the 4 tennis grand slam tournaments. It was named as a tennis theme for Arthur Ashe.

Bullshit. It was named after the greatest breakfast known to man.

 

[Based God]

As long as Toni Storm goes over I will consider this event a success!

All I know is Timeless Toni vs. Mariah May or Kenny Omega/Will Ospreay vs. Kyle Fletcher/Konosuke Takeshita better be the main event and not that dork Cope and Jay White vs. the Death Riders.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Bullshit. It was named after the greatest breakfast known to man.

Wtf it's not named The Tequila Sunrise?!

 

[Based God]

Bullshit. It was named after the greatest breakfast known to man.

Did you know the Denny's Original Grand Slam costs $13 now Bat?

This country is turning to shit!

 

[Batjester]

Did you know the Denny's Original Grand Slam costs $13 now Bat?

This country is turning to shit!

Been a long time since I've been to Denny's since there isn't one close. I like the Tremendous 12 at Perkin's with a side of hashbrowns.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Did you know the Denny's Original Grand Slam costs $13 now Bat?

This country is turning to shit!

Did you hear waffle house has a surcharge for eggs now?

When waffle house is unafordable, you know the end times are near.

 

[Based God]

Been a long time since I've been to Denny's since there isn't one close. I like the Tremendous 12 at Perkin's with a side of hashbrowns.

You want to hear some of my lore Bat?

I was a waiter at a Perkins for 2 years from age 18-20.

I miss that place. Haven't seen one since 2004

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Did you know the Denny's Original Grand Slam costs $13 now Bat?

This country is turning to shit!

I wish I never knew this, Beeg. Truly.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Did you know the Denny's Original Grand Slam costs $13 now Bat?

This country is turning to shit!

$18.09 on doordash!




IM PISSED NOW.

 

[Batjester]

You want to hear some of my lore Bat?

I was a waiter at a Perkins for 2 years from age 18-20.

I miss that place. Haven't seen one since 2004

Perkins was our go to place to hit up after we all got done with our gigs at weddings when I was a DJ.

We'd be the only sober customers, and possibly even more sober than the staff.

Edit: Going to see the new Captain America movie tomorrow morning and might just hit them up for lunch.

 

[Batjester]

$18.09 on doordash!


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IM PISSED NOW.

Yeah, how about fuck that noise.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Perkins was our go to place to hit up after we all got done with our gigs at weddings when I was a DJ.

We'd be the only sober customers, and possibly even more sober than the staff.

Edit: Going to see the new Captain America movie tomorrow morning and might just hit them up for lunch.

Do they still have those big ass muffins?

 

[Batjester]

Do they still have those big ass muffins?

Last time I was there they did, but that was about 2 years ago.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Perkins was our go to place to hit up after we all got done with our gigs at weddings when I was a DJ.

We'd be the only sober customers, and possibly even more sober than the staff.

Edit: Going to see the new Captain America movie tomorrow morning and might just hit them up for lunch.

I don't trust a Dennys that doesn't have a barely functioning alcoholic making my breakfast, Bat. Just like God intended.

 

[Based God]

We'd be the only sober customers, and possibly even more sober than the staff.

The amount of beers I pounded and reefers I smoked in that parking lot while on shift is too damn high.

 

[Sycho Sid]

I don't trust a Dennys that doesn't have a barely functioning alcoholic making my breakfast, Bat. Just like God intended.

The only Dennys remotely near me is in a truck stop, so it is obviously always full of truckers. So you bet your sweet as those cooks are on a drunken mix of steel reserve and trucker speed.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

The only Dennys remotely near me is in a truck stop, so it is obviously always full of truckers. So you bet your sweet as those cooks are on a drunken mix of steel reserve and trucker speed.

Hell, probably some Lot Lizard cunny juice on their breath too! Real men!

 

[Based God]

They're bringing back the ROH Global Wars name for a show they're filming before Grand Slam.

 

[Batjester]

They're bringing back the ROH Global Wars name for a show they're filming before Grand Slam.

That alone should give the paying customers a valid reason to get a refund.