AEW AEW CXXVIII: FLEX ON EM

[Jonathan Utah]

Big Boom AJ has more mic skills than Adam Cole.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Damn straight

 

[Based God]

If you think about it, Big Boom AJ's shtick is actually fucked up.

Guy exploits his obese children by having them eat several 800 calorie cookies, pizza, and other junk food for TikTok views.

Pure heel that should not be celebrated!

 

[Jonathan Utah]

He can’t even take a bump. This is a train wreck.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Is this AEW's version of the Brooklyn Brawler?

At least Brooklyn Brawler had some use. He selflessly bottomed for Pat Patterson!

Big Boom AJ has no discernable skills or abilities.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Rock hard will probably be giving Mrs. Robinson a nice warm cream pie after he wins.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

If you think about it, Big Boom AJ's shtick is actually fucked up.

Guy exploits his obese children by having them eat several 800 calorie cookies, pizza, and other junk food for TikTok views.

Pure heel that should not be celebrated!

Destroying the youth of MY country? I'm pissed now, BG.

 

[Based God]

Destroying the youth of MY country? I'm pissed now, BG.

It's actually kind of sad. The first time I saw his younger son The Rizzler was on that clip from The Tonight Show. Kid is 8 years old and super obese. They even had him eating junk food on the Tonight Show for fucks sake.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I live this gimmick, brother

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Destroying the youth of MY country? I'm pissed now, BG.

I smell money of a storyline where Big Rex is whipping these sacks a shit into shape!
“No carbs, no fat, just pure protein, bruh. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO, BIG BOOM!”

 

[Based God]

This new luchadora Harleygram is gonna shock the world next week!

 

[Based God]

Nice of them to finally promote the International Championship match the night before it happens.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Evil Uno appears to be in tremendous shape.

 

[Based God]

The Dark Order and the Conglomeration aren't on the same page anymore apparently, figured they would've become friends after they spent 2 hours standing around a parking lot for no reason a couple weeks ago.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I live this gimmick, brother

There ain't no other way to do it.

Peope may wonder if I'm really into all this crazy shit.

Me:

Yes!

 

[ryun253]

Bushwacker Mark

 

[The Clinch]

Yep

No matter how bad AEW gets:

Guess who’s about to cancel their Triller sub tho???

 

[Blunderbuss]

HARLEYGRAM!!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Guess who’s about to cancel their Triller sub tho???

@Based God

 

[The Clinch]

@Based God

I already have Max, Rex.

Max will be the home of AEW come January.

Come on now.. you’re better than this.