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Not pancake flat though, just very small cheeks. Like no pants ever have been tight on my ass.
My aunt constantly would whack me with a spoon, book, whatever she was holding and make fun of my lack of ass but yelling no ass padding, till she hit my tail bone once and I had to go to the hospital to see if it was broken. Thankfully it was the early 2000s so the hospital and dr did not think it was child abuse, and just shammed my flat ass by saying, yeah she’s kinda right.
My wife has a flat ass too, Cera. It's cute. But I am a high test alpha male that finds beauty in all female forms. An enlightened being really.