AEW AEW CVI: An #AllElite Christmas

[BEAST]

If they don’t unmask the Devil in three days, I’m gonna be really fucking pissed.

 

[Excelsior]

Maybe Joe will take the title off MJF

He checks all the boxes. Great worker, great talker, charismatic and respected. He'll make the belt respectable, and it'll mean that much more for whoever takes it off him.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

<Lmaoo>

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

<Lmaoo>

That popped me for real. She's funny.

 

[BEAST]

That popped me for real. She's funny.

Those Aussie/Kiwi chicks are a wonderful breed.

 

[BigSexy444]

They've killed Sammy dead with all these face/heel turns.

 

[Prelimtapper]

Have Sweet Tooth beat MJF for the belt, so we can stop having this goofy shit on top. The C2 is the most over thing in the promotion for a reason.

Joe vs. Eddie, battle of the bellies at Revolution.

 

[Excelsior]

Credit where it's due, last night it looked like Eddie had dropped a few pounds. Re-dedicating himself to the business, maybe.

 

[BEAST]

Credit where it's due, last night it looked like Eddie had dropped a few pounds. Re-dedicating himself to the business, maybe.

Needs some more muscle in the pectoral area. Looks like Kofi.

 

[Batjester]

Hear me out here... the Masked Goons, aka TBD #1 & TBD #2 are the recently free to sign anywhere...



Grizzled Young Vets.

 

[Max Power]

Dynamite was quite the mixed bag this week.

Triple threat was fine. They got the brawling bullshit out of the way quickly. Quite surprised Mox won. Good that Swerve didn't take the pin as well.

Swerve vs Lee better be one and done. AEW better not cool off Swerve. Seriously.

They busted out all the tropes for the Riho/May/Storm angle.

Sammy fucking Guevara back for his 90th push. As a babyface as well. So him and Jericho are cool now. After the big Jericho/Shawn nutshot angle. This better be the last chance. This is that definition of insanity. He's the shits.

Also hilarious that Sammy stole any future heat Hobbs and Takeshita would have with Don by being the one to point out AEW's terrible booking of them both. They did nothing, they are presumably fine playing second fiddle to Callis.

Also-also hilarious that Jericho and Sammy's "reunion" had all of 5 seconds to sink in before everyone showed up. "So much to unpack" quipped Excalibur. Yeah that's one way to put it.

Bryan vs Eddie was good. No idea why this match was also no DQ. Especially weird as Bryan started the match by doing the duck under the top rope thing.
Eddie and Mox were great on the mic afterwards. Top notch promos.

Christian's blazer was spectacular.

Statlander vs Skye Blue was great. Stokely was hilarious.

Harley Cameron had a knife? What?

Main event was the shits. Only positive is that MJF no longer has an ROH trinket. When it's all said and done I want a Lapsed Fan-esque critique of MJF's title reign. Bitterly disappointing.

 

[Ozymandias]

They've killed Sammy dead with all these face/heel turns.

Modern day Big Show

 

[Ozymandias]

Outside the box thinking, the Devil is Stokely Hathaway who was involved with MJF when he initially was the Devil. Most of The Firm are tied up to be Devil followers but I could see him recruiting a bunch of guys that hate Max and share the same goal as him.

Wardlow, Ethan Page, Taven, Bennett, Roddy and so on.

 

[Smigg]

Looks like Tye Dillenger has left AEW.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Hear me out here... the Masked Goons, aka TBD #1 & TBD #2 are the recently free to sign anywhere...



Grizzled Young Vets.

They are in TNA now I believe

 

[Batjester]

They are in TNA now I believe

That is just a precursor to Tony buying TNA.

 

[BEAST]

Looks like Tye Dillenger has left AEW.

Ok.

 

[Blunderbuss]

@Stargazer Rex Statlander was wearing some ill fitting trunks last night

 

[BEAST]

Seems like Skye is wearing a longer booty short under her gear now to avoid the atomic wedgies.

Someone needs to be brought to justice for this transgression.

 

[Sara]

I’m with @Stargazer Rex i don’t think I’m getting the ppv. Dynamite put me to sleep again