Admit it, you've contributed to a weak generation

[Fedorgasm]

Admit one manly thing that your dad or father-figure did that you refuse to do.


My dad would see a spider, didn't matter if it was big or poisonous, and would squish it with his thumb. Never feeling threatened enough to even move any part of his body other than his arm.

I'm not generally afraid of spiders, but if one's crawling near me I still jump up to make sure it doesn't crawl on me, then I go get a shoe or some kind of object to squish it.


Also: In B4 bang my mom.

 

[tmnpothead]

Way too many to name. Though I was raised by my grandfather mother fucker is in his 70s and still works full time at an aluminum plant and still in better shape than my fat ass

 

[BudKing8806]

My dad would grab wasp nests and throw them to the ground before they stung him.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

My grandfather beat his children and was probably a Hitler youth. I don't think I could do it.

 

[Execute]

Go to jail. So manly.

 

[My name is]

Have a child

 

[Execute]

Also jumping at the sight of spiders as an adult? Common bud

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Meh maybe before I moved into this apartment.

Now I'm a flat out mass-murderer of cockroaches and spiders and I don't even bother to kill them with objects. I just EHonda slap insects all day long.

 

[Execute]

Meh maybe before I moved into this apartment.

Now I'm a flat out mass-murderer of cockroaches and spiders and I don't even bother to kill them with objects. I just EHonda slap insects all day long.

If I find a centipede I'll take it off the wall and give it to my cats. It's an hour of entertainment for them and I hate centipedes.

 

[Kardashians]

Lol. Spiders don’t worry me at all. They just living they life son. I won’t kill them bc I feel it’s wrong to kill bugs lol.

 

[EvilDDS]

Admit one manly thing that your dad or father-figure did that you refuse to do.


My dad would see a spider, didn't matter if it was big or poisonous, and would squish it with his thumb. Never feeling threatened enough to even move any part of his body other than his arm.

I'm not generally afraid of spiders, but if one's crawling near me I still jump up to make sure it doesn't crawl on me, then I go get a shoe or some kind of object to squish it.


Also: In B4 bang my mom.

My fucking Aunt did this in front of me and i thought it was the most bad ass thing ever. Squished a fucking spider with her thumb, usually i grab a paper towel still.

 

[Slick_36]

My dad had half his face shattered by a bull and once had his belt buckle caved in when one stepped on him. But he wasn't man enough to stick around so it's all a wash really.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Lol. Spiders don’t worry me at all. They just living they life son. I won’t kill them bc I feel it’s wrong to kill bugs lol.

Completely agree. I see a bug on the wall and I'm like you do you. My girlfriend turns into a mass murderer if she see any living creature in her home.

 

[EvilDDS]

Lol. Spiders don’t worry me at all. They just living they life son. I won’t kill them bc I feel it’s wrong to kill bugs lol.

You're buds with Supra right, check out his thread, calm him down, dude is going crazy

 

[Soul Crusher]

I am the slayer of monster house centipedes.

These things will violate you!

 

[tmnpothead]

You're buds with Supra right, check out his thread, calm him down, dude is going crazy

Jackpot

 

[Ogata]

Lol. Spiders don’t worry me at all. They just living they life son. I won’t kill them bc I feel it’s wrong to kill bugs lol.

Where is that from?

 

[EvilDDS]

I am the slayer of monster house centipedes.

These things will violate you!

I hate those. One morning, i felt a tingling up my arm, thinking it was one of those scratches, but this thing kept going, it was a fucking centipede, i felt it keep crawling, realizing it's not a tingling, slapped at it and saw its stupid legs fall apart like they do. Fuck them

 

[FierceRedBelt]

If I find a centipede I'll take it off the wall and give it to my cats. It's an hour of entertainment for them and I hate centipedes.

I need an apex predator that likes to kill insects to live with.

 

[Soul Crusher]

I hate those. One morning, i felt a tingling up my arm, thinking it was one of those scratches, but this thing kept going, it was a fucking centipede, i felt it keep crawling, realizing it's not a tingling, slapped at it and saw its stupid legs fall apart like they do. Fuck them

Damn that's nasty.