Accepting nominees for the official ______ of Mayberry

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

The official genius of mayberry
@JoeyJoeJoeJr

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

Stoned Lemur ..................... wait

Can we e honest now that he's gone. His poems sucked

 

[I Am Legion]

Official Mayberry Soda:

 

[Slobodan]

The official genius of mayberry
@JoeyJoeJoeJr

 

[shunyata]

Well-done steak with ketchup on a bed of white rice

Better be on a paper plate with plastic fork.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

Often a true genius is misunderstood until his teachings become undeniable.

@JoeyJoeJoeJr, helping advance the knowledge of mankind, a true man of the people.

The scholars will look back at my teachings and study how I had such an advanced outlook. A true special gift to humanity

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Often a true genius is misunderstood until his teachings become undeniable.

@JoeyJoeJoeJr, helping advance the knowledge of mankind, a true man of the people.

The scholars will look back at my teachings and study how I had such an advanced outlook. A true special gift to humanity

It does seem we're getting stupider by the generation so you might actually be right about this.

 

[LEWIS540]

Often a true genius is misunderstood until his teachings become undeniable.

@JoeyJoeJoeJr, helping advance the knowledge of mankind, a true man of the people.

The scholars will look back at my teachings and study how I had such an advanced outlook. A true special gift to humanity

Do you consider your intelligence to be a blessing or a curse?

I understand the only thing that can rival your vast intelligence is your love making ability?

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

Do you consider your intelligence to be a blessing or a curse?

I understand the only thing that can rival your vast intelligence is your love making ability?

It's a blessing and a curse. I see the manipulation and social engineering of society but am nearly powerless to stop it. Even when I bring logic to an argument, the power of the brainwashing mechanisms our society's use to instill certain beliefs upon the population is too powerful to stop.

I do my best to open the eyes of those around me, often to no avail. Thus I feel powerless to help guide my fellow man, though I still try.

Unfortunately the complexity of the manipulation is so advanced, I don't know how we will overcome without a revolution. We need to recognize the evils of the hierarchy we've created, and how everyone has been manipulated since a young age to believe capitalism is the answer. Capitalism is an evil that permeates our world and in order for us to prosper we must eliminate it.

In centuries to come will look back at these dark times, trying to understand how we held so many people back with our greenish lust for power, keeping a small percentage of us extremely wealthy while the rest of us suffer.

Capitalism will never and can never ve the answer. We will understand this, one day

 

[syct23]

It's a blessing and a curse. I see the manipulation and social engineering of society but am nearly powerless to stop it. Even when I bring logic to an argument, the power of the brainwashing mechanisms our society's use to instill certain beliefs upon the population is too powerful to stop.

I do my best to open the eyes of those around me, often to no avail. Thus I feel powerless to help guide my fellow man, though I still try.

Unfortunately the complexity of the manipulation is so advanced, I don't know how we will overcome without a revolution. We need to recognize the evils of the hierarchy we've created, and how everyone has been manipulated since a young age to believe capitalism is the answer. Capitalism is an evil that permeates our world and in order for us to prosper we must eliminate it.

In centuries to come will look back at these dark times, trying to understand how we held so many people back with our greenish lust for power, keeping a small percentage of us extremely wealthy while the rest of us suffer.

Capitalism will never and can never ve the answer. We will understand this, one day

*be

You fucking moron..

 

[PaddyO'malley]

It's a blessing and a curse. I see the manipulation and social engineering of society but am nearly powerless to stop it. Even when I bring logic to an argument, the power of the brainwashing mechanisms our society's use to instill certain beliefs upon the population is too powerful to stop.

I do my best to open the eyes of those around me, often to no avail. Thus I feel powerless to help guide my fellow man, though I still try.

Unfortunately the complexity of the manipulation is so advanced, I don't know how we will overcome without a revolution. We need to recognize the evils of the hierarchy we've created, and how everyone has been manipulated since a young age to believe capitalism is the answer. Capitalism is an evil that permeates our world and in order for us to prosper we must eliminate it.

In centuries to come will look back at these dark times, trying to understand how we held so many people back with our greenish lust for power, keeping a small percentage of us extremely wealthy while the rest of us suffer.

Capitalism will never and can never ve the answer. We will understand this, one day

whatever nerd

 

[Kiniun]

You guys can borrow this flag if you want

...however, if you do maybe you American Mayberryians can my thank my ansectors for hooking you up with a them slaves for those cool ass muskets.

 

[Fedorgasm]

The official genius of mayberry
@JoeyJoeJoeJr

There's a level of intellect that's above average, and people at this level seem to have sky high confidence about how smart they are.

Then there's a level higher than that, where that confidence takes a huge hit because you realize how much you don't know, and how stupid you were years ago for thinking you knew it all.

We'll be waiting for you there.

 

[Osculater]

Better be on a paper plate with plastic fork.

On newspaper and chopsticks

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

It's a blessing and a curse. I see the manipulation and social engineering of society but am nearly powerless to stop it. Even when I bring logic to an argument, the power of the brainwashing mechanisms our society's use to instill certain beliefs upon the population is too powerful to stop.

I do my best to open the eyes of those around me, often to no avail. Thus I feel powerless to help guide my fellow man, though I still try.

Unfortunately the complexity of the manipulation is so advanced, I don't know how we will overcome without a revolution. We need to recognize the evils of the hierarchy we've created, and how everyone has been manipulated since a young age to believe capitalism is the answer. Capitalism is an evil that permeates our world and in order for us to prosper we must eliminate it.

In centuries to come will look back at these dark times, trying to understand how we held so many people back with our greenish lust for power, keeping a small percentage of us extremely wealthy while the rest of us suffer.

Capitalism will never and can never ve the answer. We will understand this, one day

 

[shunyata]

On newspaper and chopsticks

I'll eat this out of a paper bag with chopsticks.

 

[Osculater]

I'll eat this out of a paper bag with chopsticks.


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Ghetto and delicious

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I'll eat this out of a paper bag with chopsticks.


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That's actually how I learned to use chopsticks.

I went to the local chippy and bought a large bag of chips, lavishly salted and vinegared, a battered sausage, a regular sausage and a can of coke.

I took it all back to my old bedside and ate it with chopsticks. The shape of the food made it easy to grab.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Can I be the official Saddest Poster of Mayberry?

 

[Stump]

shirt:

Neck Razor:

Official school transportation:

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