Accepting nominees for the official ______ of Mayberry

[toasty]

Ya know how states have official flags, birds, trees and state songs and such, well I think the sovereign state of Mayberry needs these too.

We already have our official animal- @Pittie Petey can you post her newest picture for the town hall portrait?

Song is simple-

for Bird I gotta go with this badass mofo-

for insect it would seem the dung beetle should win since all we do is roll stupid shit around all day-

tree is easy- the Tenere Tree in Niger Africa was considered the loneliest tree on the planet, then a drunk driver managed to run into it, so yeah that fits-

For official plant I'd suggest deadly nightshade

and for flag I kinda like the Rabbit God one personally- the I'm sure we can all agree the duck one is awful.

but this is a representative democracy so please feel free to nominate your own choices-----

 

[Streeter]

Stoned Lemur ..................... wait

 

[Pittie Petey]

I can indeed, here is your Official 2024 Sherdog Pet Of The Year Miss Roxie Sox laying out by the pool like a glamorous movie star of the 1950's

 

[Dillydilly]

Food

 

[Osculater]

Wonderwall by Oasis
Humming Bird
Hercules Beetle
Giant Sequoia Tree
Cactus

 

[Osculater]

Stoned Lemur ..................... wait

R.I.P. primate

 

[Osculater]

I can indeed, here is your Official 2024 Sherdog Pet Of The Year Miss Roxie Sox laying out by the pool like a glamorous movie star of the 1950's


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Roxanne needs to see a dermatologist

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Ya know how states have official flags, birds, trees and state songs and such, well I think the sovereign state of Mayberry needs these too.

We already have our official animal- @Pittie Petey can you post her newest picture for the town hall portrait?

Song is simple-

for Bird I gotta go with this badass mofo-
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for insect it would seem the dung beetle should win since all we do is roll stupid shit around all day- View attachment 1093055

tree is easy- the Tenere Tree in Niger Africa was considered the loneliest tree on the planet, then a drunk driver managed to run into it, so yeah that fits-View attachment 1093057

For official plant I'd suggest deadly nightshadeView attachment 1093058

and for flag I kinda like the Rabbit God one personally-View attachment 1093059 the I'm sure we can all agree the duck one is awful.

but this is a representative democracy so please feel free to nominate your own choices-----

Official electronics: iPad

Official haircut

Official symbol: UberTS

 

[Osculater]

Official electronics: iPad

Official haircut

Official symbol: UberTS

Gifts to the opposite sex: candles

 

[Other]

The Official Forklift of Mayberry is the John Deere 544E 10,000 lb All terrain forklift.... almost capable of lifting your mom.

This matter is closed, now. Thank you.

 

[Slapjit]

Sport: #PowerSlap

 

[Sycho Sid]

The Official Forklift of Mayberry is the John Deere 544E 10,000 lb All terrain forklift.... almost capable of lifting your mom.

This matter is closed, now. Thank you.

Well this makes the forklift I was going to post look likes shit

 

[Osculater]

Well-done steak with ketchup on a bed of white rice

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Ya know how states have official flags, birds, trees and state songs and such, well I think the sovereign state of Mayberry needs these too.

We already have our official animal- @Pittie Petey can you post her newest picture for the town hall portrait?

Song is simple-

for Bird I gotta go with this badass mofo-
View attachment 1093054
for insect it would seem the dung beetle should win since all we do is roll stupid shit around all day- View attachment 1093055

tree is easy- the Tenere Tree in Niger Africa was considered the loneliest tree on the planet, then a drunk driver managed to run into it, so yeah that fits-View attachment 1093057

For official plant I'd suggest deadly nightshadeView attachment 1093058

and for flag I kinda like the Rabbit God one personally-View attachment 1093059 the I'm sure we can all agree the duck one is awful.

but this is a representative democracy so please feel free to nominate your own choices-----

I like the duck one

 

[HUGHPHUG]

The bird should be that Marmaduke or whatever, the dumb one that can't land, just flies in guns blazing and fucking stacks it

 

[William Huggins]

Gifts to the opposite sex: candles

On St Sherdogs day, you have to bang a tranny, light a candle and eat a big Mac.......all at the same time......

 

[Osculater]

On St Sherdogs day, you have to bang a tranny, light a candle and eat a big Mac.......all at the same time......

Big Macs, ewwww!

 

[William Huggins]

Big Macs, ewwww!

Exactly!!!!

 

[Other]

Well this makes the forklift I was going to post look likes shit

All Tines Matter



Semper Elevatio

 

[Zer]

Official Hotdog Brander




Official Dinnerware