About to go on my first "date" since...

[eternaldarkness]

If she doesn't like coffee don't go to a cafe.

i was just going to just play it by ear, the cafe is next to the pub anyway, and i currently don't have a license so options are limited.

 

[eternaldarkness]

She will make an honest woman out of you. And her.

don't worry, i'm honest, honestly fucked in the head...

 

[THE Red Beard]

She will make an honest woman out of you. And her.

 

[davidlemonparty]

Buy a hidden earpiece and have me on the phone telling you exactly what to say.

 

[Cole train]

Stream it please

 

[eternaldarkness]

worst part is, i just blew all my money on strippers a few nights earlier, so i'm kinda low on cash at the moment.

 

[THE Red Beard]

worst part is, i just blew all my money on strippers a few nights earlier, so i'm kinda low on cash at the moment.

Girls love it if you drink a ton on the date and when the check comes just pull both your pockets out and tell her to kiss the rabbit between the ears. You can't bring money for this to work though.

 

[eternaldarkness]

Stream it please

ha ha. i have a feeling there may not be a lot of "coffee" involved, more like sex in the forestry somewhere...

 

[EvilDDS]

grade 3. the funny part is it was her younger sister that i "dated" in grade 3. people though i was joking about how bizarre my life is.

Hope your game has evolved since grade 3.

 

[LEWIS540]

your a dumb arse.

Oh the irony.

 

[eternaldarkness]

Hope your game has evolved since grade 3.

funnily enough, not a lot... although the stripper cracked up the other night, when she asked "do you come her often?", i said "no do you?" (she asked me to bite her later, that was pretty fucking cooL)

 

[Sakurabaism]

So you haven't touch a woman for 26 years? that's rough man - no wonder you're sick.

 

[Cole train]

worst part is, i just blew all my money on strippers a few nights earlier, so i'm kinda low on cash at the moment.

 

[Jake the Muss]

If I were you, I would be the one asking most of the questions, and just listening intently.

As soon as she hears you talk while she is sober, she is going to bail on you the first chance she gets.

With all the attention you are giving her, it should open you up to the opportunity to ask her back to your/her place. Have some liquor, music/movies, and protection waiting.

 

[usfbrah]

did you miss the part where i fucked her in the public toilet last friday night? she's actually the six of seventh i have fucked this year.

This happened

 

[eternaldarkness]

So you haven't touch a woman for 26 years? that's rough man - no wonder you're sick.

your strange. i said i haven't been on a date. there is a big difference. i had two gorgeous strippers biting me on the face last wednesday night, does that count?

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Weren't you in love with some escort or that was another user?


BTW.. you are a weirdo but this is a step in the right direction.

 

[eternaldarkness]

If I were you, I would ask her all the questions, and just listen intently.

As soon as she hears you talk while she is sober, she is going to bail on you the first chance she gets.

With all the attention you are giving her, it should open you up to the opportunity to ask her back to your/her place. Have some liquor, music/movies, and protection waiting.

i actually made out with her years ago, we live in a small country town, and now each other quite well (by reputation at least).

 

[Cole train]

Weren't you in love with some escort or that was another user?


BTW.. you are a weirdo but this is a step in the right direction.

The question is

Is it though?

 

[Jake the Muss]

i actually made out with her years ago, we live in a small country town, and now each other quite well (by reputation at least).

Do yourself a favor and just stick to asking her questions and get her talking about herself.