About to go on my first "date" since...

SalvadorAllende said:
Weren't you in love with some escort or that was another user?


BTW.. you are a weirdo but this is a step in the right direction.
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nar wasn't in love with her, but she was hot as fuck and loaded. she was talking kinda interested, so i was just floating the idea. i was actually meant to see her last thursday, but i spent all my money on strippers on the wednesday and got to drunk. ended up going to the local on friday and banging a chick that i have know for ages.
the girl i am in love with is a crazy bitch called belle that fucks everybody, but can hardly look at me (although we have sex every time we see each other, which is rarely).
 
Should i call 911 now to let them know there's a woman in your basement?
 
Kraysla said:
Should i call 911 now to let them know there's a woman in your basement?
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not in the basement, but tied to a tree maybe? the escort i was screwing a few weeks ago had a fantasy about getting chased through the bush and raped...
 
Jake the Muss said:
If I were you, I would be the one asking most of the questions, and just listening intently.

As soon as she hears you talk while she is sober, she is going to bail on you the first chance she gets.

With all the attention you are giving her, it should open you up to the opportunity to ask her back to your/her place. Have some liquor, music/movies, and protection waiting.
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went well. actually had a CONVERSATION, with her. i think she was kinda surprised. i held out on her for the sex though. make it more fun next time. i'm also sick of getting treated like a slut...
 
You haven’t been on a date since the third grade?
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Normally I prefer to take a girl on a date before I sleep with her in the washroom - but maybe I'm old fashioned.

Joking aside, I hope you have fun. I don't know much about the backstory to this, but dating is an interesting combination of anxiety and excitement. To take the pressure off (at least when just starting to date), I just look at it as an opportunity to meet and learn about someone new. When you focus on learning more about someone else, you become less self conscious about how you are being perceived.

Hope it works out for you.
 
eternaldarkness said:
keep wishing it is made up. makes you feel better about your own sad life.
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Who wouldn't want your life? Broke all the time, can't get laid, paying strippers to bite you in bathroom stalls, trolling a karate forum for attention ... yeah, give me some of that!

Either you are a troll with a strange sense of humor or you are a half-wit sociopath. Either way, do us a favor and post less.
 
Tell her you post on sherdog and are a red belt poster that's survived yellow cards. She'd be so wet that it'll be marine land over there and be begging for marriage and sex 50x a day
 
eternaldarkness said:
went well. actually had a CONVERSATION, with her. i think she was kinda surprised. i held out on her for the sex though. make it more fun next time. i'm also sick of getting treated like a slut...
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You just got friend-zoned.
 
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