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[Flash_Monsta]

Swallowed my pride and focused on form, i.e really feeling that hammy stretch at the bottom. Really does make a world of a difference in consistency.

True dat. Also gets you deep inside that glute hammy insertion, which is th key ingredient for a nice round, solid, tight, thick set of butt cheeks.

Bitchez luv a good pair of glutes on a man.

 

[golvmopp]

^Already got called "the male equivalent to Nicki Minaj" by that well-endowed chick I hosed down last weekend (again) huehuehue

 

[Obscure Terror]

 

[Flash_Monsta]

^Already got called "the male equivalent to Nicki Minaj" by that well-endowed chick I hosed down last weekend (again) huehuehue

I'm yet to find a girl who enjoys being pissed on.

 

[MilkManUK]

I'm yet to find a girl who enjoys being pissed on.

I've done it (accidently) and whilst I wouldn't say she enjoyed it, she did see the funny side, thankfully.

 

[Flash_Monsta]

I've done it (accidently) and whilst I wouldn't say she enjoyed it, she did see the funny side, thankfully.

Our toilet is right next to the bath. Once whilst I was having a tinkle and my misses was relaxing in the bath, just for shits and giggles I squirted a drop of wee into her bath water... She didn't see the funny side unfortunately.

 

[SexyMahnaz]

I'd laugh manically when me & the GF showered together, she must have thought I just super chuffed to have a chick in teh n00d ... took her a few times to figure out the real reason why I was so amused. pew pew

 

[golvmopp]

I leave this log for a few hours and it turns into a golden shower fanclub because one bloke mistakes one body fluid for another in the word "hosed". I'm 30% "what the fuck is wrong with you people" and 70% "oh that's right - my sense of humour is identical huehue"

Morning weight: 97.9kg

Squat
60*5
100*5
120*5
140*3
160*12 -belt-

SLDL
60*5
100*5
120*5*3

These felt great today. Great speed and consistency. Tensing the lats downwards is key to maintaining the back.

Paused BP
60*5
80*5
90*5
100*5*3

DB rows
50kg*15*2

Seated hammergrip row
61kg*12*2

Mustard-o-meter: 7.5/10

Bit disappointed in the squats (wanted 14 reps), but I guess I have to back off on the intensity a wee bit. Otherwise a nice session with good flow. And pump.

Other:
- 1hr30m session
- 1 1/2 tbsp coffee

 

[Aleks Sytsevich]

So you busted on her?















That's much moar better.

 

[golvmopp]

^

Aleks is a reliable .

Weird shit happened yesterday. Some girl I picked up more than three years ago texted me out of fucking nowhere. Back then I'd nicked her phone number when she was selling cigarettes at some promo event at a night club, plus she's been working on the side as a model, so obviously has some looks going for her. Shocking thing when I took her home was that she had HAIRY FUCKING NIPPLES??? It looked like whiskers. I'm not making this shit up. I was so shocked when I found out that I couldn't for the life of me find an appropriate response.

So she texts me at random yesterday, with me since having moved to another town. Kinda wanna bang her just for the lulz, if she's solved that nipple thing, otherwise I'm gonna cram a razor into her hand, lose my shit and send her off.

 

[MilkManUK]

This log just gets weirder.








I kinda like it.

 

[Aleks Sytsevich]

Why not just put it in the mouth?

 

[golvmopp]

Why not just put it in the mouth?

Pathologically fearful of both dicks and semen.

Come to think of it, she actually was quite boring. Guess I'll have to screen her hard for red flags before pulling her home a second time and hope she's picked up a beat or two in the time that has passed since.

 

[Aleks Sytsevich]

Wtf.

I think you should find a different lady, bruh.

 

[golvmopp]

Wtf.

I think you should find a different lady, bruh.

Already have two others in rotation, and variety is the spice of life. Plus at this point she's chasing me, so it's basically a free notch in the belt up for the taking.

 

[Flash_Monsta]

I can relate to the hair nips story, bruh.
I used to work in Tesco as a shop assistant, way back when. And there was a stunner on checkouts, who was also a manager, pretty little blonde thing, everybody wanted to bang her.
Anyways, I got that opportunity, went on a date, got a little tipsy, went back to hers.
To cut a long story short, I thought I had her head hair in my mouth when I was sucking them tits, after all it was dark. So I wasn't 100% sure.
Got another opportunity several weeks later, and had my suspicions confirmed. Hairy nips. I was a little gutted because she was so pretty.. I didn't want to see her after that, I know that's shallow.

 

[golvmopp]

^Dude I shit you not, this was my exact reaction to your post because that EXACT same thing happened to me, dark lighting, thinking that her head-hair got into my mouth:

Chick in your story ain't polish by any chance? And more importantly - HOW DID YOU REACT?

 

[Aleks Sytsevich]

So...they were long hairs?

I think some Eastern European women (ie Soviet) women naturally grow hair in places other ladies don't. And I don't think it's because of roids.

 

[Flash_Monsta]

She had a German surname, but she was welsh.
Well, with confusion at first. I am a gent after all so I said nothing and didn't think too much into it right there and then.
A few days later I'd see her around work, things were slightly awkward, yanno how word travels in a work place when two people have teh secks. Anywhos, when we did it the second time, it was confirmed. Long blonde hairs, only a few of them. Again, being the gent I said nothing, but the next day I simply dropped her a text saying that I'm not interested, basically.
I can't be dealing with that, I mean, if you know you're going to be pulling someone that night, then you make the effort to at least be presentable, right?

 

[golvmopp]

I can't be dealing with that, I mean, if you know you're going to be pulling someone that night, then you make the effort to at least be presentable, right?

Fairly certain she was just inexperienced and completely unaware that whiskernips is a really, REALLY fucking weird thing on a woman, because if you fuck enough guys that shit is bound to come up in conversation at some point.

Morning weight: 96.2kg

Paused DB flies
10kg*10*3

BP (tng)
60*5
70*5
80*5
90*5
100*5
110*5
115*5 (sloppy setup later on - neglected breath. 4 and 5 were a bit slower, but went up no worries)
80*12*2 (tng+feet up)

Like butter!

Paused squat
60*5
100*5
120*5
140*3 -belt-
160*3 -belt-
120*10 -belt-

DB skullcrushers
35kg*8 (shoulders felt awkward and triceps excessively stretched. Too much at this point)
32.5kg*8 (triceps ok throughout, left shoulder had that pectoral stretch discomfort again)
30kg*7 (actually felt good, just ran out of steam)
30kg*6 (ditto)

Paused DB flies
12.5kg*10*3

Lat raises
10kg*12*3 (all nice and slow)

Anterior raises
10kg*10*3

Mustard-o-meter: 8/10

Great benching. Been leaving some effort in the tank as of late and it's doing wonders for my motivation and recovery.

Other:
- 2hr10m session
- 1.5tbsp coffee