A Wizard Appears!

In. Need a viagra of course.

I could wish for a lot of money that could buy a lot of therapy.

Wishing for more wishes.... Can't believe that wasn't taken off the table. Amateur genie at best.




Better call Paul..


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I would probably do it without the wish. With how infamous the vid would be, everyone would watch. Once everyone watched and saw how massively hung I am, everyone female who saw or heard of the tape would be begging for my D, including Oprah.

The wish is just icing on the cake. Would prob wish for a luxurious, fully staffed yacht (that conveniently has a briefcase with 100mil resting on the captains chair), to smash all the poontang being thrown at me.
 
im in.

first wish, unlimited wishes.

second wish, I wish away that i never banged Caitlyn or had a tape made and I keep my limitless wishes.

third wish, The interview and tell all never happened.

The memory would be burned into your brain!
 
Wish for total mind control of all humans.

Erase my debauchery from their minds.

World domination.
 
Is the wish fulfilled before or after humping Jenner and doing the Oprah interview?
 
Sure it matters. I was going to wish for matter manipulating powers like Dr. Manhattan. If I get that before I have to do the dirty with Ms. Jenner I can use my new powers to set that shit up to my liking, maybe turn Oprah's brains to scrambled eggs so she can't bother me too much.
 
One wish... grant me the powers of an extremely powerful superhuman ala Doc Manhattan, Sentry or Silver Surfer then proceed to wipe out the human race... who's laughing now bitches? Huh?

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Can it be Oprah instead of Caitlyn? You know Stedman is leaving her hurtin for a squirtin
 
In. Need a viagra of course.

I could wish for a lot of money that could buy a lot of therapy.

Wishing for more wishes.... Can't believe that wasn't taken off the table. Amateur genie at best.

All I need are breasts..

But, I pass on this particular deal.
 
if we can have comic character powers I'm in. Molecule Man, Franklin Richards, or lower scale magneto. if not 2 trillion $ would work.
 
im in.

first wish, unlimited wishes.

second wish, I wish away that i never banged Caitlyn or had a tape made and I keep my limitless wishes.

third wish, The interview and tell all never happened.

Damn.... beat me to it.

Or, if I didn't have unlimited wishes, I'd have Professor X with cerebro like powers and cause the entire world to forget, and those who had hard copies of the interview, to destroy them.
 
I hope we get to make the wish before doing the deed. I'll wish for a 20 inch dick before fucking Caitlyn.
 
I'd wish for no more wizard threads..


Sometimes you gotta take one for the team
 
I'd fuck the shit out of Caitlyn, but know this, wizard: YOU NEXT.
 
Next wizard better look like this:

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