A Wizard Appears!

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  1. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    A Wizard Appears:

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    Wizards says you get one wish, sky's the limit, but here's the catch:




    You gotta do Caitlyn Jenner:

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    A Sex tape will be made.

    And you'll have to discuss said dubious debauchery live on Oprah:


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    Which one of you degenerates is first in line?




    !!!!!!
     
  2. Iroh

    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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  3. Opfer

    Opfer *******

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    That is one sick fuck of a wizard. Probably shooting that video for his own private collection.
     
  4. thebluerider

    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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  5. AGGAMEMNON66

    AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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    Zer might be down for this without the wish. Hell, it might even be his wish..
     
  6. MustangCobraSVT

    MustangCobraSVT Green Belt

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    Do it, make bank off the sex tape, wish for a new identify? Or just wish for 1 Trillion dollars, buy new identity.
     
  7. Cheese

    Cheese Banned Banned

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    And gets Dunked On!!!

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  8. Aquabot

    Aquabot Brown Belt

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    Is wishing for unlimited wishes allowed? If so, I'd be down.
     
  9. CubicleGangster

    CubicleGangster Extendos Belt Platinum Member

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    Ms. Jenner still has her "equipment", right?

    So, yes if I'm pitching.

    Maybe, if I'm catching.
     
  10. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    I'm not into post-op bro

    But I'd smash it for a free wish fo sho
     
  11. Cayenne

    Cayenne Green Belt

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    You'd have to be crazy to turn that down. You could ask for immortality, infinite money, a superpower. An icky sex session and an embarrassing sex tape is nothing in comparison.

    He wants to be a woman so he's probably a bottom.
     
  12. AGGAMEMNON66

    AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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  13. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    Why do these Wizard fart-knockers always want to give wishes in the first place?

    Don't they have anything better to do?

    Are they the result of a fuckup wish themselves, so they want to spread the embarrassment?

    What's the most messed up condition a wizard could offer such a wish? Apparently this one's too tame!
     
  14. equus

    equus Horse Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    im in.

    first wish, unlimited wishes.

    second wish, I wish away that i never banged Caitlyn or had a tape made and I keep my limitless wishes.

    third wish, The interview and tell all never happened.
     
  15. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    Fucking wizard never makes it easy
     
  16. Diktaattori

    Diktaattori ★☆★☆★

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  17. AGGAMEMNON66

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    You forgot to color your post, Dik
     
  18. 2DUM2TAP

    2DUM2TAP Silver Belt

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    I could wish for a lot of money that could buy a lot of therapy.

    Wishing for more wishes.... Can't believe that wasn't taken off the table. Amateur genie at best.
     
  19. Diktaattori

    Diktaattori ★☆★☆★

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    It has enough flair.

    On my iPad, so can't be bothered with that fairy shit.
     
  20. Perfidious

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