A Wizard Appears: Wizards says you get one wish, sky's the limit, but here's the catch: You gotta do Caitlyn Jenner: A Sex tape will be made. And you'll have to discuss said dubious debauchery live on Oprah: Which one of you degenerates is first in line? !!!!!!
Do it, make bank off the sex tape, wish for a new identify? Or just wish for 1 Trillion dollars, buy new identity.
You'd have to be crazy to turn that down. You could ask for immortality, infinite money, a superpower. An icky sex session and an embarrassing sex tape is nothing in comparison. He wants to be a woman so he's probably a bottom.
Why do these Wizard fart-knockers always want to give wishes in the first place? Don't they have anything better to do? Are they the result of a fuckup wish themselves, so they want to spread the embarrassment? What's the most messed up condition a wizard could offer such a wish? Apparently this one's too tame!
im in. first wish, unlimited wishes. second wish, I wish away that i never banged Caitlyn or had a tape made and I keep my limitless wishes. third wish, The interview and tell all never happened.
In. Need a viagra of course. I could wish for a lot of money that could buy a lot of therapy. Wishing for more wishes.... Can't believe that wasn't taken off the table. Amateur genie at best.
