A Wizard Appears!

[Chesten_Hesten]

A Wizard Appears:

Wizards says you get one wish, sky's the limit, but here's the catch:




You gotta do Caitlyn Jenner:

A Sex tape will be made.

And you'll have to discuss said dubious debauchery live on Oprah:

Which one of you degenerates is first in line?




!!!!!!

 

[Iroh]

Good thing I already ate.

 

[Opfer]

That is one sick fuck of a wizard. Probably shooting that video for his own private collection.

 

[thebluerider]

i'd do anything for fame

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Zer might be down for this without the wish. Hell, it might even be his wish..

 

[MustangCobraSVT]

Do it, make bank off the sex tape, wish for a new identify? Or just wish for 1 Trillion dollars, buy new identity.

 

[Cheese]

And gets Dunked On!!!

 

[Aquabot]

Is wishing for unlimited wishes allowed? If so, I'd be down.

 

[CubicleGangster]

Ms. Jenner still has her "equipment", right?

So, yes if I'm pitching.

Maybe, if I'm catching.

 

[Zer]

Zer might be down for this without the wish. Hell, it might even be his wish..

I'm not into post-op bro

But I'd smash it for a free wish fo sho

 

[Cayenne]

You'd have to be crazy to turn that down. You could ask for immortality, infinite money, a superpower. An icky sex session and an embarrassing sex tape is nothing in comparison.

Ms. Jenner still has her "equipment", right?

So, yes if I'm pitching.

Maybe, if I'm catching.

He wants to be a woman so he's probably a bottom.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I'm not into post-op bro

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Why do these Wizard fart-knockers always want to give wishes in the first place?

Don't they have anything better to do?

Are they the result of a fuckup wish themselves, so they want to spread the embarrassment?

What's the most messed up condition a wizard could offer such a wish? Apparently this one's too tame!

 

[equus]

im in.

first wish, unlimited wishes.

second wish, I wish away that i never banged Caitlyn or had a tape made and I keep my limitless wishes.

third wish, The interview and tell all never happened.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Fucking wizard never makes it easy

 

[Diktaattori]

Line of coke and a bus ticket in front. That's an olympic winner level ass, you don't pass on that.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Line of coke and a bus ticket in front. That's an olympic winner level ass, you don't pass on that.

You forgot to color your post, Dik

 

[2DUM2TAP]

In. Need a viagra of course.

I could wish for a lot of money that could buy a lot of therapy.

Wishing for more wishes.... Can't believe that wasn't taken off the table. Amateur genie at best.

 

[Diktaattori]

You forgot to color your post, Dik

It has enough flair.

On my iPad, so can't be bothered with that fairy shit.

 

[Perfidious]

On my iPad

This is probably what I'd wish for. An iPad for Mayberry fame.