• Xenforo Cloud is upgrading us to version 2.3.8 on Monday February 16th, 2026 at 12:00 AM PST. Expect a temporary downtime during this process. More info here

a rift in the gym

Status
Not open for further replies.
I can't believe this thread is still going haha. SilverD must be hating life right now.
 
You will always have social circles at pretty much every gym you go to. You can leave but don't be surprised to see it at the new gym you sign up for.
 
Vector_X said:
You will always have social circles at pretty much every gym you go to. You can leave but don't be surprised to see it at the new gym you sign up for.
Click to expand...

Did you really just read the opening post, and not the 30 pages between that and your reply?

I sentence you to read this entire thread, and make us ALL coleslaw, yes even SilverD
 
ElKarlo said:
Did you really just read the opening post, and not the 30 pages between that and your reply?

I sentence you to read this entire thread, and make us ALL coleslaw, yes even SilverD
Click to expand...

karlo, it's blatantly obvious, silverD has NO appreciation for a healthy serving of cole slaw...

i'm beginning to wonder if he's even tried cole slaw...if i made silverD cole slaw, and he refused to eat it...what should i do? i mean, my gut tells me that an instant death match should be justified, but i could be going overboard...i dunno, help me out here.
 
Challenge him to a rapid fire BBQ cookoff, with only the items in this basket and 1 hr on the clock!!!

GO GO GO
 
Makhno said:
I'm of the opinion that the epic ownage that is this thread has set off the e-suicide pandemic raging in the heavies right now. And apparently the mods have adopted a deist philosophy, leaving the poor posters there to their own devices (and some gay porn). Maybe silverD gave us his blaze of glory afterall...

EDIT: the mods have returned, leaving the comfort of their mount olympus to come down and crush the penis posters. apparently the heavies will now refer to such e-suicide activity as a 928. What a crazy fucking place sherdog is.
Click to expand...

off topic but what are the "heavies" i hear that all the time?
 
kimble09 said:
karlo, it's blatantly obvious, silverD has NO appreciation for a healthy serving of cole slaw...

i'm beginning to wonder if he's even tried cole slaw...if i made silverD cole slaw, and he refused to eat it...what should i do? i mean, my gut tells me that an instant death match should be justified, but i could be going overboard...i dunno, help me out here.
Click to expand...

I suppose you can bring a SilverD to coleslaw, but you can't make him it eat. No helping some people.

Well with SilverD, you always have to be worried about a death match. That is how he rolls.
 
Kenny X said:
Hey, it's Kenny from the Dojo. I've been hearing talk about your disdain for our Gym for some time now (ironically at those BBQ's you were never invited to), either through vague threads/postings or with a direct thread like this, so I decided to sign up a while ago to wait on your impending fuck-up. Here it is, dweeb.

Like kimble09 was saying (I wont reveal his name, we both know who he is), there's a reason you're not invited: you creep us the fuck out.

Normally I reserve this talk for face to face exchanges, but fuck, you keep bringing shit up. So fuck you James.

I'll break it down since you so wanted an answer. (Sorry for long post, Im pissed)

The reasons we do not let you around our friends and family outside the gym setting:

1.) You freak us out. Not a day goes by where I don't think you're a Cho character, that's why I've held my tongue, and the reason I NEVER LET YOU KNOW MY HOME ADDRESS.

2.) You're a miserable, whinny fat-fuck. You're bitter you dropped out of comm. college and your girl friend messes around behind your back.

3.) None of us share the same interest as you. NO ONE. You like stuff to be different; we like stuff because it's cool. You wear boots in the middle of summer for fuck sakes and rant about Soccer being better than 'American Football.'

4.) Your breath really does smell like old cheese. Not even kidding around here. It smells like blue cheese blended with rat shit. And I can see your cavities from across the mat. That's why I always avoid rolling with you.

5.) Ask us for help, stop going on an Internet forum for your gym problems. We know it's you; it was probably a bad idea to reveal you Sherdog screen name to us, there's millions of users, including guys from our gym. Anyways, it alienates actual BJJ practitioners (not saying Sherdog doesn't have good users - a lot of guys I know say it has a good grappling section - but he can get real ADVICE AND HELP!).

6.) lol, we all had a shot to bang your GF. But, dude, she has a muff I hear. Stop making her listen to shitty metal and boring her to death.

7.) James (SiverD) is not a brown belt. He's like a 30 stripe whitebelt, lol.

Sorry for the long post, just got wind of this a bit ago.

James, if you're reading this, DO NOT COME BACK TO THE DOJO. YOURE NOT WELCOMED.
Click to expand...

wow.
 
Kenny X said:
lol, he got ahold of my number somehow, someway. It hasn't stopped ringing until a few hours ago.

Here is an actual text (lol):
"you ***s are pressin ur luck"

I'm being real right now, not even trying to look like a big shot. I have no reason to.


If I see you and you try this act in person, I'm going to fuck you up. I will knock you the fuck out and throw your shitty boots into the trash. Stop being a tough guy, there's plenty of other gyms who will gladly take your money; go to them and scare the fuck out of their friends and family.
Click to expand...

Jesus! This is the first time I've come in the grappling section in a while. This thread is uuuuuuuber pwnage.
 
I actually read this whole thread.

Got trolled.

Now I want coleslaw.
 
32 pages of epic delivery. Can't wait to tell my future kids about it.

I would also like to thank everyone who contributed, especially Kimble and the great Silver.

If anyone is ever in montreal, Snowdon Deli is the name. Best coleslaw.
 
Believe that.
 
Mr. Sandman said:
32 pages of epic delivery. Can't wait to tell my future kids about it.

I would also like to thank everyone who contributed, especially Kimble and the great Silver.

If anyone is ever in montreal, Snowdon Deli is the name. Best coleslaw.
Click to expand...

hey man, thanks!

i could not have done this job alone, i certainly had the help of a few others! i would thank God, but i just don't think he had much of a hand in any of this...
 
i would love to see the figures for the increase in global coleslaw sales since the start date of this thread.

i know its a long shot but if anybody can provide this i would be most grateful.
 
I want to hear more from silverD.

Oh silverD, where art thou?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
1,281,935
Messages
58,403,274
Members
176,028
Latest member
zainbando99

Share this page

Back
Top