Media A New Sport Arises, Prepared to Overtake Power Slap and Become Bigger Than Soccer.

[Substance Abuse]

 

[jeff7b9]

groin kick championship or don't waste my time.

 

[Substance Abuse]

groin kick championship or don't waste my ttme.

Rocksalt feels the exact opposite. He can't wait to sign up for this.

 

[Ares Black]

Shin-kicking - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

A similar sport has existed for centuries. Traditional English martial art.

 

[13Seconds]

Jesus. Atleast you don't get KTFO. And you can tap out when it hurts too much. And im a sucker for a good leg kick. Slaps are trash.

I approve.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

groin kick championship or don't waste my ttme.

"WELCOME to the World ROSHAMBO LEAUGE. I'm your host, Mike Goldberg, and tonight just like at the Final Table of WSOP, we are going to find out WHO...HAS...THE NUTS"

 

[Ares Black]

"WELCOME to the World ROSHAMBO LEAUGE. I'm your host, Mike Goldberg, and tonight just like at the Final Table of WSOP, we are going to find out WHO...HAS...THE NUTS"

Would watch. Much safer and less trashy than Power Slap.

 

[EndlessCritic]

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

What are the rules? Can you only kick the thigh?

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Would watch. Much safer and less trashy than Power Slap.

Totally true.
Worst part is that Low Kick was already popping up in my feed for a few weeks now and that was my first thought as well.
"At least it isn't a CTE vending machine."

 

[chinarice]

groin kick championship or don't waste my ttme.

Roshambo. Been around since the 90s, mang.

 

[El Fernas]

Not as flashy as PS but at least not as dangerous, equally dumb lol, its a sport invented by those kids who played "hitting each other" games until the other quits.

 

[BJJ4Tone]

groin kick championship or don't waste my ttme.

 

[Deceasedxo]

Looks super boring compared to the other dumb pseudo sports.

 

[jeff7b9]

Roshambo. Been around since the 90s, mang.

Video link please.

 

[chinarice]

Video link please.

 

[Ornife]

@PaddyO'malley What do you think, bud? You ready to drop Power Slap and become a fan of a real man's sport?

 

[Paladin]

I’m disappointed. I thought we would see calf kicks

 

[TheBulge]

Cool, I got one more idea for a new fight sport. Lets also do like a limitation where you can only use your fists to hit eachother. It could be done in a squared circle. Also the one who is best at it can pretend to be the baddest dude in the world.

 

[TheMadHatter]

the amount of blood clots is going to be outrageous