A-hole wizard wants you to cure the world!

[Halifax]

I don't understand how this would work. If you pick 1 or 2 how is it determined with cancer you get afflicted with?

Let us now discuss the specifics of the magic powers of a fictional wizard

 

[Brampton_Boy]

The Asshole Wizard appears!

And he names 3 disorders:

1. Erectile dysfunction
2. Male pattern baldness
3. Any single specific form of cancer that you choose (breast cancer, prostate cancer, lung cancer, etc)

And then he says you must pick one that will be cured for everyone in the world easily.

But the minute you pick, you will immediately be afflicted with the other two.

If you refuse to play, you get afflicted by all 3.

Now, sherdog, CHOOSE

I would get rid of breast cancer in a heart beat. It has taken so much from so many, including people who I love dearly. I'm almost 40, so male pattern baldness and erectile dysfunction are already in my immediate future.

 

[boingyman]

I would choose curing Leukemia since it's the most common cancer in children. Going bald would suck, but oh well. ED would suck more, but I believe you can still orgasm? Thoughts @JoeyJoeJoeJr ?

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

I mean I'd cure cancer. Saving that many lives surely means I could get a haram of women to do freak stuffy even if i was a balded headed limp pencil

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

I would choose curing Leukemia since it's the most common cancer in children. Going bald would suck, but oh well. ED would suck more, but I believe you can still orgasm? Thoughts @JoeyJoeJoeJr ?

I assume you're asking me because I am a genius of the highest order. I do not suffer from baldness, as my hairline has not receded at all. Nor do I know what it feels like to be impotent, as my genitalia is large and functional, just ask my co workers.

I would cure lung cancer, as it's the most common cancer in the world and very deadly.

 

[Tone C]

I mean I'd cure cancer. Saving that many lives surely means I could get a haram of women to do freak stuffy even if i was a balded headed limp pencil

If .., ?

 

[ssBaldy]

The Asshole Wizard appears!

And he names 3 disorders:

1. Erectile dysfunction
2. Male pattern baldness
3. Any single specific form of cancer that you choose (breast cancer, prostate cancer, lung cancer, etc)

And then he says you must pick one that will be cured for everyone in the world easily.

But the minute you pick, you will immediately be afflicted with the other two.

If you refuse to play, you get afflicted by all 3.

Now, sherdog, CHOOSE

I am curing breast cancer. No ailment should befall upon titties!
Since I am already bald I am not scared of male pattern baldness, and no true sherdogger's dick goes limp EVER, so A-hole wizard can stick his curses where the sun don't shine.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I am curing breast cancer. No ailment should befall upon titties!

This is a good one. Ever seen a mammogram? It makes me want to cry to see a titty squished like that.

 

[ferrisjso]

I assume you're asking me because I am a genius of the highest order. I do not suffer from baldness, as my hairline has not receded at all. Nor do I know what it feels like to be impotent, as my genitalia is large and functional, just ask my co workers.

I would cure lung cancer, as it's the most common cancer in the world and very deadly.

The Cubans already cured lung cancer.

 

[Fedorgasm]

The Cubans already cured lung cancer.

Holy shit! I thought you were joking until I googled it.

 

[chill doggie]

Can I be bald and limp right now and choose the cancer later if something comes up?

 

[HHJ]

But the minute you pick, you will immediately be afflicted with the other two.

If you refuse to play, you get afflicted by all 3.

Now, sherdog, CHOOSE

Man go fuck yourself.

 

[HHJ]

Fuckin made me read all that bullshit.

Fuck you.

Asshole wizard

 

[5crew]

But the minute you pick, you will immediately be afflicted with the other two.

If you refuse to play, you get afflicted by all 3.

Now, sherdog, CHOOSE

Man go fuck yourself.

I'm with you brother. Sacrifice myself to no actual benefit to cure others? Fuck the wizard, fuck curing others.

I'm taking all 3 so the others won't get any cure so we can suffer together.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Fuckin made me read all that bullshit.

Fuck you.

Asshole wizard

Did an asshole wizard run over your dog or something?

You seem unusually bothered by this.

 

[HHJ]

Did an asshole wizard run over your dog or something?

You seem unusually bothered by this.

The GALL of that asshole wizard!