A hilarious quote by Wanderlei Silva

[Chael_Sonnen]

“When I see my opponent, I begin to shake uncontrollably. Once he hits me, I think to myself, you just hit Wanderlei Silva, how dare you hit Wanderlei Silva. Then I try to kill them.” – Wanderlei Silva

It is amazing how well that sums up Wanderlei.

Any other quotes that perfectly sum up other fighters?

 

[Dog Gynecologist]

"90 percent of the fighting game is half mental" Tim Sylvia

 

[Pain4Pain]

I workout six days of the week, three times a day, so that's twice a day - Cracked Skull Tito

 

[FIGHTING TALK]

I want to fuck fight Chuck

 

[Credo]

Me, Myself & Wanderlei

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Chris Leben says hi

 

[mirellale]

Any other quotes that perfectly sum up other fighters?

Literally any quote of Tito Ortiz

 

[Perturabo]

"90 percent of the fighting game is half mental" Tim Sylvia

That quote is older than sylvia’s dad. Who told you that he said it, lol?

 

[Wormwood]

Iz normal.

 

[Ramon Antonio]

Fedor: “Years ago we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated.”

 

[Char]

"90 percent of the fighting game is half mental" Tim Sylvia

Only brainlets think thats a dumb quote. 140+ IQ chads know he means 45 percent is physical, 45 percent is mental, and the other 10 percent is living like a fighter full-time.

 

[Pastinaca1]

Fedor: “Years ago we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated.”

This is fake. There is no evidence at all that he really said that.

 

[randomg1t]

I workout six days of the week, three times a day, so that's twice a day - Cracked Skull Tito

it's actually a lot worse than that, unfortunately:

“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”

tito ortiz, an elected official.

 

[Andrey Kamensky]

"90 percent of the fighting game is half mental" Tim Sylvia

I workout six days of the week, three times a day, so that's twice a day - Cracked Skull Tito

Only brainlets think thats a dumb quote. 140+ IQ chads know he means 45 percent is physical, 45 percent is mental, and the other 10 percent is living like a fighter full-time.

it's actually a lot worse than that, unfortunately:

“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”

tito ortiz, an elected official.

Lol at all of these! thanks you guys.

An obvious one:
The one who doesn't fall, doesn't stand up. - Fedya E.

 

[Gio]

"I knew I 'urt him, because when I threw my first elbow... he said 'UUUGGGGHHH!' "

- guess who?

 

[Schaub]

• Wanderlei, you are an immigrant from Brazil. I am a gangster from America. Are you sure you wanna play that game with me? Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you’ll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night-vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I’ll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your “jiu-jitsu”. I’ll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at www.dorksfrombrazil.com, password – not required, username – not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.

 

[Pastinaca1]

• Wanderlei, you are an immigrant from Brazil. I am a gangster from America. Are you sure you wanna play that game with me? Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you’ll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night-vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I’ll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your “jiu-jitsu”. I’ll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at www.dorksfrombrazil.com, password – not required, username – not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.

In his head it probably sounded so damn funny

 

[Wormwood]

"I knew I 'urt him, because when I threw my first elbow... he said 'UUUGGGGHHH!' "

- guess who?

Wasn’t that Nate? Someone probably already got it... have to scroll through..

 

[SmoothPies]

Literally any quote of Tito Ortiz

I want to outlive my children!

 

[Gio]

Wasn’t that Nate? Someone probably already got it... have to scroll through..

Nate?